I like how he always mentions his wife or kids whenever he wants to make a lie more believable, even if it ends up making him look more like a creep, like searching for hentai with your kids to show to your wife.
This is all really weird to me, weirder than usual. Adults look at porn. Sometimes they look at weird porn. Keep kids and animals out of it and many a wife will not care because she's got her own somewhat questionable online footprint as she delves into icky sexual topics.
But at this point Mrs Kurt Eichenwald has had to pretend she isn't the most embarrassed woman in America multiple times. So many times that I have to wonder why she is willing to tolerate this shit. For example:
--When her asshole husband sued his ancient step-mother over money.
--When her asshole husband gave money to a victim of childhood sexual exploitation in clear violation of journalistic ethics and in all defiance of sanity if she wanted to continue to believe, at the very least, that her husband doesn't have a few screws loose.
--When someone sent her asshole husband a flashing GIF that he stared at until he seized himself into a pant-shitting frenzy on Twitter because, despite being a top notch reporter, he didn't know how to prevent GIFs from autoloading on Twitter.
--When her asshole husband prosecuted a man who sent a GIF for attempted murder.
--When her asshole husband created a foul and bizarre lie including her and their three children in his failed attempts to find tentacle porn (to prove to her it exists) while showing the world he's into hardcore MILF animation.
She's a goddamned doctor. She does not need this shit. Does Kurt have a golden dick? Does he have pictures of her doing something terrible? What woman with options would tolerate this shit.
