Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

[scared sheep]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/vanity-fair-msnbc-distance-from-kurt-eichenwald-amid-parkland-comments
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NO ONE WANTS HIM
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How strange, it seems like most articles are treating Kurt as being in the wrong. It’s almost as if attacking a traumatized teen is fucking gross, no matter your political views!

I do wonder why he thinks emailing intimidating messages will work, though. If someone started threatening me like that I’d put them on blast to be named and shamed. Surely he doesn’t think that most people will listen to what he says simply because his words hold power? Like he is so important people will listen to him just on theory of it being him?

He doesn’t think that.... right?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

In light of today's meltdown, I'm putting out a piece of advice to everyone on here: heed caution when dealing with this moron.

And I'm being completely serious when I say that.

While it's it's easy to poke fun at Kurt's dumb behavior that's on display, this entire past week of stupidity that has resulted from him highlights that he's legitimately an unstable human being who is quickly descending farther and farther into madness. It's only a matter of time before Kurt finally gets violent and decides to commit a violent act against someone who sent him a mean tweet on Twitter.

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

I do wonder why he thinks emailing intimidating messages will work, though. If someone started threatening me like that I’d put them on blast to be named and shamed. Surely he doesn’t think that most people will listen to what he says simply because his words hold power? Like he is so important people will listen to him just on theory of it being him?

He doesn’t think that.... right?

Remember, when a cow's motives seem inscrutable, there is always one consisent possible answer:

Spoiler

:autistic:

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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I haven’t talked to my boss in years so how was I supposed to know I was canned???

Sucks to be him, maybe don't be a piece of shit online that costs companies money?

Also, he knew he didn't have a job, it's why he had a massive garage sale.

 

[crayolasword]

Who knew how prophetic Kurt’s book title would be...

 

[Karl der Grosse]

This is the man who went on Tucker Carlson's show insisting he had all kinds of evidence about Trump being a crazy amphetamines junkie and refused to show it. I guess we were all just supposed to believe what he says due to....?

Honestly, he's a bumbling midwit and apparently always has been. What's scary is the very real possibility that Kurt's been just this arrogant and unprincipled all along and his colleagues and editors covered for him for so many years. Journalistic ethics? Sorry, doesn't ring any bells...

 

[Prussian Blue]

All the DM's between Kyle and Kurt are here:

http://dailycaller.com/2018/04/03/kurt-eichenwald-kyle-kashuv-direct-messages/

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

All the DM's between Kyle and Kurt are here:

http://dailycaller.com/2018/04/03/kurt-eichenwald-kyle-kashuv-direct-messages/

This just makes Kurt look even worse. Is there anywhere where he can get employed now? Or is he stuck with just his website?

I guess before he released those DM's Kurt wanted to doctor them? Where was he going to post his article on Kyle when he's not employed anywhere? No one goes to his website.

 

[RodgerDodger]

tfw you are so wealthy, you don't realize you haven't been paid by your employer for months.

Rule 1 when observing Eichenwald. Eichenwald lies. He lies constantly and over the dumbest things. Ie “I wasn’t spanking it to Japanese schoolgirl cartoons! I was proving to my wife and kid that tentacle porn was real!”

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

kurteichenwald.com
Global Rank 4,310,350 and that's after a 11,974,806 bump (his site was worse than Vordrak, I didn't think that was possible for an actual journalist)
US Rank 545,237
Bounce rate -
page views per visitor 2.10
time spent on site 2 minutes.
Number 1 site that links to Kurt, hentairules.net


https://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/kurteichenwald.com

 

[Rekkington]

Alright, I've read through these emails more thoroughly and I have a few comments:

• If Kurt actually did consult a psychiatrist, then it's very unprofessional of them to attempt to diagnose a person they haven't even spoken to. Or I guess it's possible that the psychiatrist said something like "This may be what's going on, but I can't say for sure unless I actually speak to him" and Kurt passed his opinion along as fact.
• Kurt was apparently so disturbed by Ben Shapiro's actions on Twitter that he consulted a conservative rabbi in an attempt to understand his actions. What the fuck, does Kurt have a repertoire of professionals that he consults whenever someone hurts his feelings on Twitter? I love how Kurt's so obviously trying the "appeal to authority" tactic to get Ben to do what he wants. As if Ben gives a shit if some rabbi in Texas wants him to atone for his Twitter sins.
• "And don't forward this to Kyle. He does not need to know what a psychiatrist is saying about him. You've hurt him enough." Aka "I probably went over a line by having a psychiatrist psychoanalyze a kid he's never met before and make assumptions about the kid's mental state, but I'm going to pretend like you're the bad one if you tell the kid I've been talking shit about him behind his back."
• In what way would Ben Shapiro be responsible for the actions of his followers, especially if he condemns those actions like he just did? Also, for fuck's sake, Kurt, install a fucking gif blocker or use Twitter's built-in one if you're so concerned about having an epileptic fit. If you've already done those things, then you're not in any danger, are you?

All of this is laughably insane, and I've been following this for awhile. So imagine how this looks to someone who isn't as autistic as anyone else here. Imagine being a normal person and reading this email. It reads like the ravings of a schizophrenic.

And even if you are in the know... "I showed these texts to my psychiatrist friend, who is CONSERVATIVE by the way, and he said this kid is crazy." That's such a blatant lie, or he is dealing with the most unprofessional psychiatrist in the profession. There's no third option. "Hey can you diagnose this teen I've had some problems with from our Twitter conversation?"

This is one of the greatest happenings in recent memory, we so rarely get to see a sociopathic liar go down for such a sequence of embarrassing and public spectacles.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Only Kurt Eichenwald can be this much of a massive fuck up. Can't wait for the stupid shit to fly out about this recent shooting at YouTube.

 

[FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy]

He just... keeps... going. What could he possibly be thinking? "This is it! The ultimate tweet that will finally shut up all those haters." He hasn't won in ages, but he keeps sticking quarters in the machine.

I won't diagnose him from his online behavior, I'm not Kurt's super-real psychiatrist friend. I will say that the only thing that could make me act this way is a steady diet of lead.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Well one could spoof your email however it would get sent back to the sender, not to you. Seems to me like you're lying about an email you sent and want no responsibility for it.

 

[JustStopDude]

I am not expert in mental health. Many people seem crazy to me.

This guy though...it is like he has the third stage syphilis....where it is in the brain. Many times I read here this guy doing things and I think it must be embellished.

This is most prominent cow ever on threads yes? I mean most people have no idea who he is, but I am sure more people know of him than say DSP.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

So up until today Kurt still thought he was a contributing editor at Vanity Fair according to one of the tweets Breitbart collected on this matter. (Tweet was at 12:45PM)

http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2018/...or-desperate-and-in-need-of-psychiatric-help/

Not once in four years did he ever think to check on his job? The media all over are having a field day with this guy.

Even with the whole Sputnik journalist tried to use intimidate on them. It wasn't effective.
https://www.pastemagazine.com/artic...asty-battle-kurt-eichenwald-settles-with.html

This is all Kurt can do, DM or email to threaten people to do what he says. It hasn't worked out for him at all.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Incoming "My account got hacked sometime last month and I only just noticed it because I was so busy saving children from pedophiles and proving Trump's insane".

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Oldest article on Kurt having epilepsy from 1987.

I have had hundreds of various types of seizures. I have experienced the mental, physical and emotional side effects caused by changes in the anticonvulsant drugs I take each day. Yet, for the first two years, I refused to learn about epilepsy. My fears of being found out were my real concern.

https://www.nytimes.com/1987/01/11/magazine/braving-epilepsy-s-storm.html

Hundreds you say? Why aren't you dead? Up to 5% of these can be fatal, back then even more so.

Half have what I have, idiopathic epilepsy, meaning there is no known cause for the seizures

So a gif probably wouldn't have an effect then?

 

[Pablo Birmingham]

So up until today Kurt still thought he was a contributing editor at Vanity Fair according to one of the tweets Breitbart collected on this matter. (Tweet was at 12:45PM)

http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2018/...or-desperate-and-in-need-of-psychiatric-help/

Not once in four years did he ever think to check on his job? The media all over are having a field day with this guy.

Even with the whole Sputnik journalist tried to use intimidate on them. It wasn't effective.
https://www.pastemagazine.com/artic...asty-battle-kurt-eichenwald-settles-with.html

This is all Kurt can do, DM or email to threaten people to do what he says. It hasn't worked out for him at all.

Yeah, he knew good and damn well. He was just hoping he was never going to get called on it.