Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

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What was his writing like pre-Trump? Was he as stupid and awful always or did he get a particularly strong cased of Trumphurt?
 
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You know, if someone did that to me, I'd just send in a report to twitter (or the authorities if I was advised to do so) and keep my mouth shut. You don't start bragging, "hey, I called the police on you!!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!" Cuz the more you argue with these idiots, the more they'll bother you. Just block them and let Twitter or whoever take care of it.

Jesus Christ.
 
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Mrs Paul said:
You know, if someone did that to me, I'd just send in a report to twitter (or the authorities if I was advised to do so) and keep my mouth shut. You don't start bragging, "hey, I called the police on you!!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!" Cuz the more you argue with these idiots, the more they'll bother you. Just block them and let Twitter or whoever take care of it.
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Dude apparently never went to school; otherwise, he'd know how totally ineffective it is to yell, "UMMMMM! I'M TELLING ON YOU!"
 
Remember when this thread was about a journalist with a job who actually got paid to write?

A mere 35 pages later, it's about a batty old pedophile into tentacle porn with no job who tweets angrily at flashing gifs all day and threatens to call the cops every 5 minutes.
 
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AnOminous said:
Remember when this thread was about a journalist with a job who actually got paid to write?

A mere 35 pages later, it's about a batty old pedophile into tentacle porn with no job who tweets angrily at flashing gifs all day and threatens to call the cops every 5 minutes.
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if only all threads and cows could follow this model
 
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I can't wait for someone to find his hidden twitter where he posts pictures of his dick to twelve yr old boys. I bet he's got oafishly child-like genitalia himself, so that'll be a bonus.

He's honestly on a quest to get the whole world laughing at him and I want to see the next step.
 
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At this point I want to say that Kurt and DSP are my favourite lolcows. While Phil isn't a disgusting degenerate as Kurt (at least to my knowledge), it's uncanny how many characteristics both of them share. To put it in perspective:
- both of them are unbelievably exceptional
- they blame everyone else, especially those dastardly Trump supporters/detractors, for their own failures
- both of them are easily triggered into massive chimpouts
- their de facto signature is epilepsy/gout
- 2017 was not a good year for either of them
- both of them are basically "professional" NEETs ("freelance journalist"/Let's Player) after being fired from Newsweek/Machinima
- and last but by no means least, one could argue that Kurt's hentai debacle was his fapping pre-stream incident

EDIT: Now besides of the similarities I still consider Kurt to be the bigger fuckup. Phil has always been Phil for all these years, but Kurt's career and overall credibility as an adult human being crashed and burned like the Hindenburg into the Chernobyl reactor in almost a record time.
 
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