Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

[Grog]

Of course a cuck like Pedowald would talk shit about Duterte's Justice Squads.

 

[Quack]

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/cou...-sending-tweet-set-dallas-journalists-seizure

The feds have dropped the cyberstalking charge, but state charges and a civil suit are still there.

A judge granted the U.S. attorney's motion to drop a cyberstalking charge against John Rayne Rivello on Nov. 21. The charge was dismissed without prejudice, meaning that prosecutors can choose to refile it.

Rivello, 30, still faces one count of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon in Dallas County. That charge carries a hate-crime enhancement.

Weirdly, that hate-crime enhancement isn't about Eichenwald's claimed disability, but about his descent from money vampires.

The Dallas County indictment says Rivello used a deadly weapon — the animated image — to assault Eichenwald. A hate-crime enhancement was added because of Rivello's "bias or prejudice against a group identified by race, ancestry, or religion, namely: persons of Jewish faith or descent."

jew_goldstein's opsec leaves something to be desired:

Police traced the Twitter account to Rivello's iCloud account, where they found an image of him holding his driver's license.

 

[break these cuffs]

jew_goldstein's opsec leaves something to be desired:

During the early years of the internet nobody put personal info online. It was the golden rule. It all changed when social media blew up 10 years ago and now people compete to put every possible minutiae of their life online. It's mind-bloggling.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

During the early years of the internet nobody put personal info online. It was the golden rule. It all changed when social media blew up 10 years ago and now people compete to put every possible minutiae of their life online. It's mind-bloggling.

Really? I don't remember pre-Chris lolcows, but I presumed they were still dumb enough to get doxed.

 

[break these cuffs]

Really? I don't remember pre-Chris lolcows, but I presumed they were still dumb enough to get doxed.

Yeah there were cows who were stupid enough or craved the attention, Jonah Falcon comes to mind, but there wasn't info in the average person. And you generally weren't connecting them to phone numbers and addresses. MySpace opened that up some giving pictures and letting you search by location, but it wasn't even close to what we see today. People willingly link their accounts across multiple platforms for crying out loud.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Yeah there were cows who were stupid enough or craved the attention, Jonah Falcon comes to mind, but there wasn't info in the average person. And you generally weren't connecting them to phone numbers and addresses. MySpace opened that up some giving pictures and letting you search by location, but it wasn't even close to what we see today. People willingly link their accounts across multiple platforms for crying out loud.

Including FurAffinity and fetish websites.

It's glorious.

 

[AnOminous]

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/cou...-sending-tweet-set-dallas-journalists-seizure

The feds have dropped the cyberstalking charge, but state charges and a civil suit are still there.


Weirdly, that hate-crime enhancement isn't about Eichenwald's claimed disability, but about his descent from money vampires.


jew_goldstein's opsec leaves something to be desired:

Almost guaranteed that's an ID for some online service, quite possibly a cryptocurrency exchange.

 

[MG 620]

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No one cares tentacle boy.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Kurt seems like a candidate for the type of early onset dementia that plays a role in seizures.

But let's blame memes instead of improving our life choices.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Assuming all this bullshit was true, what a shame it wasn't "suicidal behavior".

 

[Keystone]

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Please tell me those 1000+ replies to those 3 tweets are people going "lol bullshit"

I mean really, who does he think he's kidding aside from blue checkmark tards?

 

[Slobodan]

Anyone who watches tentacle porn should have their brain looked at.

 

[Judge Holden]

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"YEAH THEY WOULDNT LET ME NEAR LITTLE GIRLS AND THAT TOTALLY IS BECAUSE EPILEPSY IS SO DANGEORUS GUYS AND NOT BECAUSE IM A HENTAI FAPPIN CHILD PORN FORUM MODERATOR! ALSO IF I GET ARRESTED FOR VIOLENTLY RAPING A KID TO DEATH IN THE NEXT COUPLE WEEKS ITS TOTES BECAUSE OF MUH MEDICATION WHICH MADE ME DO IT!"

Also i just remembered this gem from InternetHistorian

 

[AnOminous]

Please tell me those 1000+ replies to those 3 tweets are people going "lol bullshit"

I mean really, who does he think he's kidding aside from blue checkmark tards?

He thinks he's kidding the jury. He's making up this bullshit to try to jack up the sentence because the "damage" from the "attack" on him was so "severe."

 

[BubbleButt]

 

[Feline Darkmage]

KURT
WILL
KILL

 

[Kyria the Great]

Maybe we wouldn't laugh if your seizures really seem like a cover up for all the stupid if not borderline Pedo things you have done.

 

[vertexwindi]

I'm surprised in hindsight he never claimed that his previous pills had "may cause paedophiliac urges" as a side-effect.

 

[AnOminous]

If Butthurt Kurt (((Kikenwald))) was a Roman Emperor, he'd be Julius Seizure.

"I WAS SAVING THE CHILDREN TO MY FAP FOLDER."

FTFY.