Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

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Has his career been predicated on the assumption that he's a good journalist?

Yes. Exactly that.

It's hard to believe that now, isn't it?

Always glad to be of service. I found that while checking to see if Kurt has ever talked about being at ground zero, other than on Twitter no.

You think he'd have mentioned this before. I mean, unless it didn't fucking happen.

I know he's claimed that seizures caused him to lose memories before. Is this a case where he had a seizure that inserted new memories?
 
Out of the whole shitshow that is Kurt's life, the part that baffles me most is that he was able to find a woman to marry and reproduce with. How was he able to not sperg out long enough to get some woman to fall in love with him - and not just any woman, but a fucking doctor? It blows my mind.

It's always possible that she too needed a beard.
 
How anyone takes Eichenwald seriously at this point is beyond me. He's an obvious liar and a terrible one at that.

His whole "I was trying to find tentacle porn to show my disbelieving wife but couldn't find any" bullshit is the most obvious example.
He's supposed to be an "Investigative Journalist" and he couldn't find the abundant tentacle porn out there but somehow manages to find a piece of incredibly obscure fetish hentai? Not buying it and the explanation is an outright insult to the intelligence of anyone reading it.

I mean, an ethical man would just fess the fuck up and admit to having a fap to the cartoons. An unethical man would dig deeper.

Kurt dug deeper. Funny as fuck to watch, though. It's like a retard who gets his hand caught in a soda machine and instead of calling the security guard for help and get caught he saws his own fucking arm off.
 
He's supposed to be an "Investigative Journalist" and he couldn't find the abundant tentacle porn out there but somehow manages to find a piece of incredibly obscure fetish hentai? Not buying it and the explanation is an outright insult to the intelligence of anyone reading it.

“No one in this world, so far as I know — and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me — has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby.” H.L. Mencken
 
This screencap from Jim's video made me laugh:

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How anyone takes Eichenwald seriously at this point is beyond me. He's an obvious liar and a terrible one at that.

His whole "I was trying to find tentacle porn to show my disbelieving wife but couldn't find any" bullshit is the most obvious example.
He's supposed to be an "Investigative Journalist" and he couldn't find the abundant tentacle porn out there but somehow manages to find a piece of incredibly obscure fetish hentai? Not buying it and the explanation is an outright insult to the intelligence of anyone reading it.

I mean, an ethical man would just fess the fuck up and admit to having a fap to the cartoons. An unethical man would dig deeper.

Kurt dug deeper. Funny as fuck to watch, though. It's like an exceptional individual who gets his hand caught in a soda machine and instead of calling the security guard for help and get caught he saws his own fucking arm off.

I think his only tactic at this point is to tweet and blog and make enough noise so that it buries all the other shit and people eventually forget. His Wikipedia page should have a robust "controversies" section but he's created enough fog around him people lose track of his many embarrassments and misdeeds.

Same way the media keeps up with this "everything we don't like is Russian Bots" to cast doubt on grassroots support of things they're against. Really, there's no greater plea for attention and sympathy than "I am constantly attacked and threatened by people and robots, but I also block them and Twitter deletes them right away so there's no evidence." Nobody even looks into these claims because it would mean sorting through hundreds if not thousands of public replies. At this point I just assume anybody who ever says that is full of shit.
 
I image person delivering pizza to this man's home gets told that he saved hundreds of people from pedophiles instead of getting proper tip.

I still do not understand how people just not turn off their twitter.
Some people just crave the social validation they feel twitter will bring them. Honestly, Kurt give me major Stephen Glass vibes in that he is perfectly fine lying and making shit up in order to make him look like some sort of ace reporter.
I love that he's just given up on pretending he's never insulted Kyle. By all means Kurt, continue to go to war with Kyle. Maybe send him some threatening emails like you did with D&C, because those tactics have made you look great in the past.
 
On the topic about Kyle and how he never heard of him
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He's been "crashing on a book until last Thursday night" and not obsessively ranting on twitter after all!

Also while rummaging, not sure if posted before but this is my all time favourite Kurt tweet.

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Can't even hug his potential future grandchildren without spazzing out and battering them to death.
 
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