Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

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Commander X said:
What a fucking weird thing to say...."my children knew". Very odd.

"Sure Dad, we always figured you had been taken by force sometime before."
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Kurt is a strange variant of those weird folks on social media who post fake "woke" quotes from their toddlers, like how they're terrified of Trump sending little Juan to a gulag, or how glad they are that Mommy didn't get them injected with autism. He's using his kids as an ultimate authority. Kids never lie or bullshit, apparently, so if his kids somehow always knew that Daddy was booty blasted by Tyrone then it must be true and you can't argue with it. Or something. He pulled the same thing with the hentai website. He wan't jerking off to face-sitting, he was educating his kids, and there's nothing wrong with that. Or something.
 
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"I can prove that people who suddenly announce that they were raped aren't making it up on the spot to get attention and/or to ruin someone's life. You see, I am in a position to know because I myself have never before revealed I was raped. I was! You can DM me for an interview if you're interested in knowing who it was."
 
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Vorhtbame said:
"I can prove that people who suddenly announce that they were raped aren't making it up on the spot to get attention and/or to ruin someone's life. You see, I am in a position to know because I myself have never before revealed I was raped. I was! You can DM me for an interview if you're interested in knowing who it was."
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It was Tucker Carlson, clearly.
 
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I am not a medical expert but don't people tighten up a lot during a seizure? I feel like this would make it incredibly difficult to rape an overweight male.

Also what possible scenario could you be in in your 20's where you have a seizure and a guy just ups and rapes you? Did he have a seizure at work and the guy in the cubicle next to him decide this was finally time to fuck Kurt Eichenwald?
 
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Richard Stabone said:
Also what possible scenario could you be in in your 20's where you have a seizure and a guy just ups and rapes you? Did he have a seizure at work and the guy in the cubicle next to him decide this was finally time to fuck Kurt Eichenwald?
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oh like you've never done that
 
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Yeah, I know that for some rapists it's not about attractiveness, it's about the power trip or just the opportunity, but c'mon... Kurt was never exactly a looker, at any age. Who looks at him and thinks "Boy, the moment he is even slightly incapacitated, I am all over that."?
 
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Jigglyjogglers said:
Yeah, I know that for some rapists it's not about attractiveness, it's about the power trip or just the opportunity, but c'mon... Kurt was never exactly a looker, at any age. Who looks at him and thinks "Boy, the moment he is even slightly incapacitated, I am all over that."?
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He was raped by 10 year old Matt Damon. That's why making "The Informant" was so awkward for Kurt.
 
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