Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

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[Mola Ram]

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And then his wife and her boyfriend got out of bed and clapped.

 

[Judge Holden]

And then his wife and her boyfriend got out of bed and clapped.

And their sons wheeled in an old 12 inch black and white TV, and they all enjoyed some tentacle hentai together as a family

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

And their sons wheeled in an old 12 inch black and white TV, and they all enjoyed some tentacle hentai together as a family

This is the pinnacle of Internet Historian's editing. I crack up every time I see this stupid, creepy clip.

 

[Judge Holden]

This is the pinnacle of Internet Historian's editing. I crack up every time I see this stupid, creepy clip.

The visuals of a fat bald middle aged george costanza looking motherfucker, his blustering narcissistic self importance and pomposity, his shady as fuck background regarding CP, him accidentally outing himself as a sickfuck tentacle rape fetishist, and his jawdropping attempt to explain it away as "oh I was just showing my sons this here tentacle hentai for a laugh" combined for a perfect storm of hilarious absurdity, and made it ripe for enterprising youtubers to splice up with weeb shit to produce immediate masterpieces

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

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I seriously thought I was in the Random Tumblr Posts thread until I saw the name. This reads like any random #thathappened story.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

The visuals of a fat bald middle aged george costanza looking motherfucker, his blustering narcissistic self importance and pomposity, his shady as fuck background regarding CP, him accidentally outing himself as a sickfuck tentacle rape fetishist, and his jawdropping attempt to explain it away as "oh I was just showing my sons this here tentacle hentai for a laugh" combined for a perfect storm of hilarious absurdity, and made it ripe for enterprising youtubers to splice up with weeb shit to produce immediate masterpieces

Correction: the hentai he was reading wasn't tentacle shit, which is what makes the excuse so hilarious. He was actually looking at a pretty vanilla MILF doujin. He literally could have just said "I'm sorry, I'm a man and I have needs, leaving that tab open was inappropriate" and he could have had it roll off easily.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Correction: the hentai he was reading wasn't tentacle shit, which is what makes the excuse so hilarious. He was actually looking at a pretty vanilla MILF doujin.

I doubt he even looked at it, he probably searched "straight hentai big boobs" or something and just clicked the first link, since the entire point of it was to throw people off the scent of him being a gay pedophile.

It's basically worked, too. As much as he hates being called Kurt "Tentacle Hentai" Eichenwald, he probably considers it a step up from Kurt "Rapes Little Boys" Eichenwald.

 

[Judge Holden]

Correction: the hentai he was reading wasn't tentacle shit, which is what makes the excuse so hilarious. He was actually looking at a pretty vanilla MILF doujin. He literally could have just said "I'm sorry, I'm a man and I have needs, leaving that tab open was inappropriate" and he could have had it roll off easily.

Counter-correction: his excuse for it was literally "oh me and the kids were looking for tentacle hentai to show my wife" which accidentally exposed the fact he is a tentacle hentai fapper atop a generic hentai fapper, and multiplied the hilarity by several orders of magnitude

 

[BubbleButt]

It's basically worked, too. As much as he hates being called Kurt "Tentacle Hentai" Eichenwald, he probably considers it a step up from Kurt "Rapes Little Boys" Eichenwald.

I dunno, he could have been reading B-Chiku for the shota.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

I doubt he even looked at it, he probably searched "straight hentai big boobs" or something and just clicked the first link, since the entire point of it was to throw people off the scent of him being a gay pedophile.

It's basically worked, too. As much as he hates being called Kurt "Tentacle Hentai" Eichenwald, he probably considers it a step up from Kurt "Rapes Little Boys" Eichenwald.

I doubt he was thinking that far ahead. Kurt isn't that smart of a guy.

Counter-correction: his excuse for it was literally "oh me and the kids were looking for tentacle hentai to show my wife" which accidentally exposed the fact he is a tentacle hentai fapper atop a generic hentai fapper, and multiplied the hilarity by several orders of magnitude

His excuse was "My (adult) children and I were looking for tentacle hentai to show my wife because she didn't think it existed". Not really a confession of jerking it to that sort of stuff; "the Japanese are perverts who like tentacles penetrating schoolgirls" is a meme old enough that Kurt would know it.

I dunno, he could have been reading B-Chiku for the shota.

Eh, there's really nothing there to scratch that particular degenerate itch.

 

[Jaimas]

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"And that wife? Albert Einstein."

 

[Fougaro]

There needs to be the Kurt themed Jarbo the Hutt. The world needs a Kurt Eichenwald mixtape!

 

[Znj1337]

Casey tells the full story of how Kurt Eichenwald of the New York Times conspired to convict innocent people in the Justin Berry case. Topics discussed include JustinsFriends.com, Greg Mitchel, Ken Gourlay, Justin Berry, and Kurt Eichenwald. This is the first time Casey has ever told the full story on camera and the only time any of the key player's discussed the infamous case.
Quick summary of everything starts at 1:53:34

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Casey tells the full story of how Kurt Eichenwald of the New York Times conspired to convict innocent people in the Justin Berry case. Topics discussed include JustinsFriends.com, Greg Mitchel, Ken Gourlay, Justin Berry, and Kurt Eichenwald. This is the first time Casey has ever told the full story on camera and the only time any of the key player's discussed the infamous case.
Quick summary of everything starts at 1:53:34

Holy shit this is gold.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

But Congress called him a hero!

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Casey tells the full story of how Kurt Eichenwald of the New York Times conspired to convict innocent people in the Justin Berry case. Topics discussed include JustinsFriends.com, Greg Mitchel, Ken Gourlay, Justin Berry, and Kurt Eichenwald. This is the first time Casey has ever told the full story on camera and the only time any of the key player's discussed the infamous case.
Quick summary of everything starts at 1:53:34

archive before Kurt shuts it down

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

archive before Kurt shuts it down

Done & done, waiting on my comp to process.

 

[Fougaro]

Casey tells the full story of how Kurt Eichenwald of the New York Times conspired to convict innocent people in the Justin Berry case. Topics discussed include JustinsFriends.com, Greg Mitchel, Ken Gourlay, Justin Berry, and Kurt Eichenwald. This is the first time Casey has ever told the full story on camera and the only time any of the key player's discussed the infamous case.
Quick summary of everything starts at 1:53:34

"Kurt Eichenwald downloaded the child pornographic video 22 times, that we know of from the server logs. He had administrative access."

To paraphrase Ice Cube: Ain't nothin' to it, epilepsy made him do it.

 

[Mola Ram]

"Kurt Eichenwald downloaded the child pornographic video 22 times, that we know of from the server logs. He had administrative access."

To paraphrase Ice Cube: Ain't nothin' to it, epilepsy made him do it.

Lots of jerking and spasming was involved, of that we can be sure.