Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

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Kurt steals valor from Real Life Heroes.
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Kurt Eichenwald said:
Went to a grocery store pharmacy. Many without masks, masks worn incorrectly (below nose), ppl edging past each other. Pharmacy was next to the flower section, & unmasked people packed it. No matter what I did, people crowded next to me. "I work in a hospital," I announced.../1
..."and I'm trying not to expose you." The crowd backed away in every direction - ones with masks, without, worn correctly, worn incorrectly. I figured, good time for a lesson. "You dont know who is and isnt exposed. You don't know who is and isn't contagious.../2
...you can't put on your seat belt after you crash the car. People in the hospital are putting their lives at risk every day. All we ask is that you act responsibly to decrease the number of people coming in." I looked at an unmasked guy. "Hospital workers don't need to die.../3
...because you refuse to act responsibly. And for those of you who are wearing masks, put them over your nose. It does next to nothing if it is below your nose. And pull it up from the side" Everyone with it below their noses pulled their masks up from the side...
..."We can get through this as a community, as a society, but not if you treat your fellow citizens as expendable and are willing to expose hospital workers to increase chance of incapacitation and death. Honor hospital workers. Behave yourselves. Six feet apart." Everyone...
...behaved rearranged themselves, all getting six feet apart, all doing what they were supposed to." I walked up to the pharamcy pick-up and the pharamcist, who knows me, gave me a smile and a look. "You don't..." she said quietly. "Yup, I know." "Thank you," she said...
...lesson: Assume everyone is exposed. Act responsibly. Take precautions correctly. Look up what to do on the CDC website. And for God's sake - honor the people risking their lives for us. Dont be sloppy. Hospital workers don't deserve to die because we can't be bothered.
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and that pharmacist's name? Albert Einstein.
 
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The only part missing from that story is the part where the pharmacy phone rang, and it was Congress calling to let the pharmacist know that Kurt is a Good Person who certainly saved hundreds of children and definitely never funded the production of underage gay porn.
 
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Karl_der_Grosse said:
The only part missing from that story is the part where the pharmacy phone rang, and it was Congress calling to let the pharmacist know that Kurt is a Good Person who certainly saved hundreds of children and definitely never funded the production of underage gay porn.
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I’m honestly surprised Kurt’s epilepsy didn’t activate from all the extreme stress this caused him. Was totally expecting some sort epilepsy mention or for people to start clapping.
 
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Isn't he unemployed since being dumped by all the magazines and newspapers? If he is really "working" in a hospital, he's probably just spending his day fetching coffee for his MD wife
 
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millais said:
Isn't he unemployed since being dumped by all the magazines and newspapers? If he is really "working" in a hospital, he's probably just spending his day fetching coffee for his MD wife
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He's lying. He proclaimed to be writing a book after the news outlets dumped him, I forget if it came out yet. He will justify his assholery by saying it's okay because his wife works in the hospital so the risk applies to him too.
 
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AlexJonesGotMePregnant said:
He's lying. He proclaimed to be writing a book after the news outlets dumped him, I forget if it came out yet. He will justify his assholery by saying it's okay because his wife works in the hospital so the risk applies to him too.
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Even in his own bullshit story, he lies like the pathologically lying piece of shit he is. Only a truly habitual liar would tell a story like this in which he is just brazenly lying. Nobody should ever believe what this tentacle rape Epstein-adjacent pervert says.
 
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Karl_der_Grosse said:
No. That rapist's name?

Tucker Carlson.

Let's all think back to that one glorious week when Kurt got raped by Tucker Carlson before an audience of millions and had a complete and comprehensive meltdown. I wonder if he still has that binder cataloging all of Donald Trump's terrible lies.
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Credit owed to @Judge Holden for creating this image awhile back.
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TheIceCreamMan said:
Its amazing to me how people manage to restrain themselves from just beating him senseless out in public if he acts even 1% like this
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He doesn't. This sniveling little worm would never have the balls to act like this without a bunch of cops behind him. About as uppity as he'd get is his Tucker Carlson appearance where he turned himself permanently into a lolcow.
 
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Jigglyjogglers said:
Kurt going to bat for a pedophile and rapist, there's a shocker.
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And they both have mush where their brains should be. At least Joe can use dementia as an excuse though.

Hmm, maybe Kurt's brain just took too much damage over the years from rattling around in his fat head with all the seizures he's constantly having.
 
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