Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

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Kurt is virtue signaling over not getting a flu shot this year. Is he doing a 180 and turning anti-vax and anti-immigrant to destroy Donald Trump now? I’d say he might off himself with such isolation, but he’s Jewish so he would never do it.

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Kurt is virtue signaling over not getting a flu shot this year. Is he doing a 180 and turning anti-vax and anti-immigrant to destroy Donald Trump now? I’d say he might off himself with such isolation, but he’s Jewish so he would never do it.

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Superstar reporter Kurt Eichenwald is once again making headlines! Headline: Madman holds family captive at home for months "to keep them safe from the flu"
 
Kurt would throw away every principle he ever espoused if it meant Donald Trump's downfall. I mean, we've seen that he'll personally fund child porn in pursuit of a story, and make up a story about getting gay raped in a desperate attempt to sell a few copies of his latest book. (spoiler: it didn't work.) Kurt's morality is a very murky area to explore.

Also, Kurt, your whole family's locking themselves in your house? I thought your kids were adults who lived their own lives (and live in different states). And your wife is a doctor. I guess it's a good thing that there's no kind of public health crisis going on that would, y'know, make doctors' jobs really important or anything.
 
At this point just assume everything Kikenbald says is a lie, even yes, the claim that he's an ethnic jew. I don't think a jew would be this bad at lying. And if he's one, he should get his jew card revoked and his foreskin regrown.

His dad is Jewish but his mom is a Protestant so technically he’s not a real Jew. That might explain why he sucks at basic Jewish-style pilpul.
 
No one asks Kurt for his opinion about anything, anymore.

This is why he desperately goes around offering his opinion, unsolicited, anywhere he can butt in for even a second. He realizes his career is over, and nobody will ever pay him again to spout off. He's just some weird pedo tentacle guy people are afraid to talk to because it might cause him to suddenly go into a seizure and then he'll sue them.
 
Kurt would throw away every principle he ever espoused if it meant Donald Trump's downfall. I mean, we've seen that he'll personally fund child porn in pursuit of a story, and make up a story about getting gay raped in a desperate attempt to sell a few copies of his latest book. (spoiler: it didn't work.) Kurt's morality is a very murky area to explore.

Also, Kurt, your whole family's locking themselves in your house? I thought your kids were adults who lived their own lives (and live in different states). And your wife is a doctor. I guess it's a good thing that there's no kind of public health crisis going on that would, y'know, make doctors' jobs really important or anything.

Come on... you actually believe that he was “in pursuit of a story” When he was caught buying CP?
 
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No one asks Kurt for his opinion about anything, anymore. It's the state of affairs that is inevitable when you're unceremoniously fired from every journalist outfit you work for and you've made a complete fool of yourself, publicly, on twitter many many times.

He’s probably got some good tentacle porn and child porn suggestions.
 
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I don't have the energy for that but I'm pretty sure Eichenwald ran the Soborka extermination camp. He was a psychiatrist who developed an inordinate hatred of epileptics because he was traumatized by the sight of them thrashing around after looking at his Cubist paintings that he personally engineered the construction of a camp just for getting rid of epileptics, enraged by their criticism of his art.

Just to see what might pop up, I did a search for Adolf Eichenwald.

Surprise! Adolf Eichmann, who was apparently a moron, used that name as the nom de plume for an article he wrote in Argentina in 1951. This bit of overconfident taunting eventually led to his capture and execution.

Specifically:

"Having discounted a number of rumors that Eichmann was variously in the Middle East, Wiesenthal suspected until 1952 that Eichmann was hiding in Austria. An article signed by an "Adolf Eichenwald" in the August 1951 Reichszeitung, the Hannover edition of a neo-Nazi Deutschen Reichspartei publication edited in Argentina, first turned Wiesenthal's attention to that country."

Link.

If we employ the type of irrefutable deductive reasoning for which Kurt himself is famous, I think it is safe to conclude that Kurt Eichenwald is actually the grandson of Adolf Eichmann. QED.
 
Kurt has resorted to flat out bullshit to argue for continued lockdowns. There were between 90-110 million people in the US in 1917. So it would be about 2 million deaths adjusted for today’s population. And we all know the Covid numbers are massively inflated. Somehow Kurt thinks that having a change in president will make people not make poor choices and not follow government directives. I really wish they would put him on TV to argue for more lockdowns, he would do an amazing job for the anti-lockdown people
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