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Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme
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He's totally coming to get everyone who ever disagreed with him, just as soon as he's done jerking it to loli tentacle porn. I'm just surprised he hasn't had some loud support of Cuties already.
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So is this more insane than usual for Kurt? I’m thinking yes, and I’m liking it. He’s almost at “I have a message from the CIA” levels of insanity. The level of insanity where he spends 10 minutes saying nothing to Tucker Carlson. Do you guys think Kurt will survive the seizures he’s going to get if Donald Trump is re-elected?
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This reads like a social media post that a disgruntled high school student would make right before going for the high score.
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Kurt's a straight shota man.
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Regardless of personal inclinations, pedos gotta stick together.
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Underestimated Nutria
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This fag pedophile is so hateable I am having to consciously remind myself that he doesn't represent Jewish opinion or even have much Semitic blood. It is just instinctive to want to deracinate whatever it was that gave life to him.
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He hasn't had a salaried job in years and doesn't seem to be writing any more books or even Medium-tier freelance articles, so I guess he has literally all the time in the world to pursue frivolous litigation whenever he's not jacking it to milf hentai or tweeting in anger at Trump.
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This guy is a nobody who's been riding on the 15 minutes of fame he got in 2016 during the elections when he published some Trump hit piece. He should be grateful to the Orange Man, if Hillary won no one would ever pay any attention to his deranged ramblings again.
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Six figure settlement? That sounds like a lie!
Kurt wouldn't lie, would he?
Kurt wouldn't lie, would he?
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Eichenwald is one of these people that talk so much without actually saying anything. I'll try translating his tweets from schizo to English:
Not only does Hentai-kun claim he got six figures out of Ravioli, but that all the people who sent stobe images were part of a white supremacist network that Tucker Carlson somehow dogwhistled into giffing people on the internet. According to Eichenwald, the FBI is now going after all the other people and hackers that giffed on him and the Epilepsy foundation back in late 2019.
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But wait, there is more:
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I'm reminded of awhile back, Kurt had a big bombshell coming. He did all of this intensive twitter analysis, he was going to show that twitter posts making fun of him could be tied directly to both Trump and the Russian government. He was going to save twitter and expose his enemies! He talked it up and talked it up.
Then came the time for the big reveal...and it didn't come. He quietly dropped the whole thing. This current wet fart talking about how he's totally crushing his enemies, who of course are all tied to each other, is much the same. The FBI isn't going to be rolling up and arresting Tucker Carlson or some mythical association of gif-posters. If they were going to go after anyone besides Rivello, Kurt's the last person they'd detail their plan to. As for Rivello? Well, he was dumb enough to consent to a interview and then he was dumb enough to tell the FBI agents what he'd done. Even if there was a network of people dedicated to seizure-inducing gif posts, I would hope none of them would be stupid enough to follow Rivello's path.
When the FBI asks you for an interview, you should always, always say no.
Then came the time for the big reveal...and it didn't come. He quietly dropped the whole thing. This current wet fart talking about how he's totally crushing his enemies, who of course are all tied to each other, is much the same. The FBI isn't going to be rolling up and arresting Tucker Carlson or some mythical association of gif-posters. If they were going to go after anyone besides Rivello, Kurt's the last person they'd detail their plan to. As for Rivello? Well, he was dumb enough to consent to a interview and then he was dumb enough to tell the FBI agents what he'd done. Even if there was a network of people dedicated to seizure-inducing gif posts, I would hope none of them would be stupid enough to follow Rivello's path.
When the FBI asks you for an interview, you should always, always say no.
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I can agree that people from the internet far right aren't the smartest or otherwise winners of the genetic lottery, but I'm going to become an unironic Twitch thot if people giffing on Kurt is some master keikaku of the Russian government.
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He's just babbling at this point. If he ever has a moment of clarity and realizes how insane he sounds he's going to blame it on his seizure meds.
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To be much more fair to him than is warranted, Kurt actually did some reporting at one time, including some about a deluded, self-important FBI informant that became a book, and then a movie starring Matt Damon.
Then Trump and CP and hentai and the Kurt we know and make fun of happened. So his fifteen minutes came from something else, and it's more likely his desperate attempts to stay relevant have turned him into the guy he wrote about, but worse.
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Kurt in this day and age is an IBS-tier lolcow like Ethan Ralph. But unlike Ralph Kurt used to be an actual prestigious journalist until he tanked his career in one of the most spectacular downward spirals I've seen.
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To be fair, most people believed the authorities had better things to do than go after some sped that sent a gif to Kurt; which in hindsight makes Kurt's ramblings about the corrupt Trumpian justice system the more bizarre.
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Are we sure he likes straight shota? He paid thousands of dollars to a teenage boy producing CP for "journalism", after all.