Kyle Anthony "Kylie / Cassandra / Jesse / Alex" Brooks / queerdykekylie - [shareable] CHILDISH, TOTES A GUY

I don't really understand what dating Kylie means. I have enough trouble dating as a standard-model human. Even if deafness weren't an issue I don't know how any of their conversations would get past this:

"So Kylie, tell me about yourself!"
"I'm a transmasculine deaf-con phalloplegic demisomatic queerdyke..."
"No, I mean, tell me about yourself--"
*wheels away to grandstand about oppression*

These people are hollow shells desperate to hide the fact behind labels and "oppression" like really look at these people you think they have anything ever worthwhile to contribute to a discussion?
 
Kylie would be godsend to closeted "straight" men in denial.

"Sure I sucked his dick and put it in my ass but, you see, she is actually a transwoman so that's totally straight. It wasn't a man's dick it was a woman's dick. Here, read this Assigned Male comic, it explains everything."
 
Well, not everything. There's a lot of "good morning!" and "on my way to a conference!" that're super boring. But I've got some real bad insomnia. When I can't sleep it's easy to put on some Gill Landry or Hank3 and zone out capping stuff.

Besides, there's a whole lotta gold in them thar hills - like this!

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I have this image now of a bunch of white dudebros standing around worriedly, saying, "Dude, dude, if we want to date Kylie, we gotta get our shit together, man." But then it all falls about because prescriptive toxic heteromasculinity demands that men be competitive with each other, so, tragically, they are not able to collectively work together to make it so that one of them can date Kylie.

Oh wait, actually the worst problem would be this one little niggle here:

A moron in a wheelchair said:
*anti-gayness (I am male presenting)
So... "If you straight dudes want to date me, then you have to turn gay, because I'm a dude, so you wouldn't want to date me in the first place, so if you want to date me (which you wouldn't), then you have to become gay so you can want to date me (which you don't)."

I have no words. This bafflingly oblivious lack of any logic is too much for me, I have to end it now. :spudking::deagleleft:
 
Maybe Kylie's circle invests a lot in the "progressive stack" where the more "oppressed" you are the more important what you say is and seeing Kylie as the socjust jackpot he may have been able to get away with spewing nonsense for a few years while his friends "listen and believe".

Remember it doesn't matter what "she" says is unintelligible gibberish "she's" a disabled "WoC" so we must listen to "her" first.
 
Maybe Kylie's circle invests a lot in the "progressive stack" where the more "oppressed" you are the more important what you say is and seeing Kylie as the socjust jackpot he may have been able to get away with spewing nonsense for a few years while his friends "listen and believe".

Remember it doesn't matter what "she" says is unintelligible gibberish "she's" a disabled "WoC" so we must listen to "her" first.

There definitely is a belief in a hierarchy of oppression among SJWs; I've even seen a completely-unironic diagram, but I couldn't find it again. They also believe you can say whatever you want to those "higher" on the ladder; I've seen SJWs say some absolutely AWFUL things about Asians and Jews, who are perceived as "less oppressed" than blacks and Latinos.
 
Kylie started a shitstorm yesterday.



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tl/dr: Auckland University in New Zealand (Kiwis!) has a women's group that is hosting a conference this weekend, and one of the events is "Make a Vagina Cupcake" which is transmisogynist because reasons. Kylie can't be bothered to come up with something on his own and instead shares tumblr bullshit without giving credit, people call him childish which is "transmisogynoirist" and racist so he gets extremely salty, deletes comments then runs off to cry and make another post on his own page while other people duke it out, then he comes back to see how everything turned out and is so smug you can see him doing a Kylie victory dance.

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Has any of Kylie's friends bothered to check if Kylie may have down syndrome? Because this is a real retarded tangled mess with his I want a straight man to love my penis nonsense. Like maybe this is proof that just because someone is a racist wheelchair bound minority nutcase you probably shouldn't listen to them just saying.
 
Kylie started a shitstorm yesterday.

This recent Facebook freakout isn't unusual for him, or even new. He's been whining about all of these same, specific points for at least 2 years (and most likely longer since this is his "new" account after he ran away from the previous one). The irony is someone saying "dude" was gender neutral is what sparked me looking through the archives. I can't find the post where he freaks out about the word, but I found all these others which should make up for it!

Kylie's both a woman and a trans woman, and that's why vagina cupcakes make him so dang mad
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He's also railed on being called a child for years, probably because he's heard it his entire life. "You're acting like a child" is like calling him naive.
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And against "intellectualism" because it's porn &/or ableist
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And just for fun, here's Kylie admitting he steals all his ideas from Tumblr. Perhaps he's one of those unfortunate CP sufferers who has intellectual disability, hearing impairment, and learned helplessness.
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