He probably doesn't have the keys to the house. He'll lock himself out if he leaves.
PEW PEW
To be fair I'd be playing around with it too.
It's used for cutting me- oh.
I think it's more that Kyle's parents are literally hippies form the '60s. I believe that's their house.
Probably within minutes more than inches, but yeah, pretty much. Ten minutes of dumping gas into a room could well have gotten it to an ignitable air fuel ratio. Things would not have gone well had Jace lit up while waiting on his gas infused bacon.
It's definitely a toaster oven.
Yeah, it's not like it would have gone well either way with the bacon, even if he had managed to light the stove.
Eli who?
Well step one is lighting the stove, so he pretty much fucked it up before even beginning.
Maybe they have a fireplace somewhere and are too cheap to buy a cleaver. A hatchet will do the job of a cleaver better than a cleaver will do the job of a hatchet. That or Kyle bought it thinking it's a "tactical hatchet" (it has that sort of look), and the kitchen is just where it ended up.
I was going to recommend Cooking Mama for Jace's next Let's Play, but upon reflection I think it's probably for the best that he just stay out of the kitchen entirely from now on. He got lucky once, but I think additional attempts by Jace to use the stove it will only end badly.
