TGWTG Kyle Kallgren / Oancitizen / Brows Held High - Afraid of the Eggnog Ninjas, "Male Feminist" that Abuses Women, 2nd-rate Cinema Snob, Hugh Hefner A-Log, Fat Creepy Incel Cuck

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Exactly.

The only difference between me and a lolcow is that I do all my sperging out on this forum and not on Twitter.

It's okay. Your secret is safe with us.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Never really bothered with Kyle because his videos were always so shit, even by Channel Awesome standards. But the sheer venom of his twitter suggests he might well be the most damaged out of all the TGWTG gang, which is truly saying something. Can't help but feel a little sorry for such a mediocre soul, although seeing his seething at these bizarre strawmen is hilarious. Dude makes Spoony seem chill.

His entire gimmick was "Cinema Snob, only he's not in on his own joke." If he troons out, he'll be the most damaged ex-CA member, but until then, he'll be what he's always been: a late-arriving also-ran, with nothing resembling a new or original gimmick. Basket cases from that site are a dime a dozen.

 

[Kevin Roberts]

His entire gimmick was "Cinema Snob, only he's not in on his own joke." If he troons out, he'll be the most damaged ex-CA member, but until then, he'll be what he's always been: a late-arriving also-ran, with nothing resembling a new or original gimmick. Basket cases from that site are a dime a dozen.

Except Oancitizen makes artsy movie reviews, his observation is wikipedia based, badly researched, with occasional decent video that is made because he was passionate about the subject. Brad is making fun of Roger Ebert, more specifically his Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter negative review. Kyle is just insane fuck who thinks he is somehow more valuable, because "he reviews artistic movies".

 

[Water-T]

Except Oancitizen makes artsy movie reviews, his observation is wikipedia based, badly researched, with occasional decent video that is made because he was passionate about the subject. Brad is making fun of Roger Ebert, more specifically his Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter negative review. Kyle is just insane fuck who thinks he is somehow more valuable, because "he reviews artistic movies".

Brad's forte is porn parodies, bad b-movies (especially slashers), and foreign remakes of American films. Kyle reviews indie films and "prestige cinema". There is some light overlap, like Caligula, which is one of Brad's favorite films and falls under Kyle's purview as well.

 

[Kevin Roberts]

Brad's forte is porn parodies, bad b-movies (especially slashers), and foreign remakes of American films. Kyle reviews indie films and "prestige cinema". There is some light overlap, like Caligula, which is one of Brad's favorite films and falls under Kyle's purview as well.

I'm very much aware of that, tnx.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Except Oancitizen makes artsy movie reviews, his observation is wikipedia based, badly researched, with occasional decent video that is made because he was passionate about the subject. Brad is making fun of Roger Ebert, more specifically his Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter negative review. Kyle is just insane fuck who thinks he is somehow more valuable, because "he reviews artistic movies".

Please. He never reviewed "Death Bed: The Bed that Eats". That is an arthouse movie if there ever was one. It's got all the hallmarks of it including the fact that it wasn't released commercially until like 40 years after it was made.

Kyle would have gone on at length about the symbolism and what the movie actually meant. Which would be helpful because I've seen it three times and still don't know what the fuck is going on in it.

 

[Kevin Roberts]

Please. He never reviewed "Death Bed: The Bed that Eats". That is an arthouse movie if there ever was one. It's got all the hallmarks of it including the fact that it wasn't released commercially until like 40 years after it was made.

Kyle would have gone on at length about the symbolism and what the movie actually meant. Which would be helpful because I've seen it three times and still don't know what the fuck is going on in it.

Kyle would like to make video essays, that are deep and smart, but also to be funny, because people like when there is humor. Cant be both Kyle, take a fucking pick.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Roger Ebert, more specifically his Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter negative review.

Never let a Catholic grade movies.

 

[Alexander Thaut]

always wondered if the "Oan" part of his name is some reference to the Green Lantern HQ world of "Oa", but then I realize this motherfucker is dumb.

 

[Captain Syrup]

always wondered if the "Oan" part of his name is some reference to the Green Lantern HQ

Does Kyle stan Green Lantern? That would explain his autism.

 

[JimGreen]

Looks like Judy can't let go. A forever victim. She'd get her thread if she was important, but still...

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

always wondered if the "Oan" part of his name is some reference to the Green Lantern HQ world of "Oa", but then I realize this motherfucker is dumb.

Doubtful. I'd say it's probably some term from another language that he thought was clever.

Remember Kyle sees himself as an intellectual and he wants you to know that. So it's got to be something he thinks makes him look clever.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Doubtful. I'd say it's probably some term from another language that he thought was clever.

Remember Kyle sees himself as an intellectual and he wants you to know that. So it's got to be something he thinks makes him look clever.

I'm just going to enjoy OAN is now affiliated with One American News a far right pro trump news network. Suck it Kyle.

 

[Ninon42]

Looks like Judy can't let go. A forever victim. She'd get her thread if she was important, but still...

Jourdain is the embodiment of woke toxicity with her identities and victimhood as armor. She and Kyle were perfect for each other tbh: The soyboy savior and his perpetually oppressed ladylove.

 

[Water-T]

Looks like Judy can't let go. A forever victim. She'd get her thread if she was important, but still...

Jesus. “AM I THE PROBLEM? NO IT IS OTHERS WHO ARE WRONG!”

I’m more inclined to believe that Judy was someone who constantly nagged at Kyle and saw racism EVERYWHERE. She seems the type that would take an innocent question like “Where are you from?!” and start lecturing Kyle about MICROAGRESSIONS.

 

[Alexander Thaut]

Doubtful. I'd say it's probably some term from another language that he thought was clever.

Remember Kyle sees himself as an intellectual and he wants you to know that. So it's got to be something he thinks makes him look clever.

a quick google search doesn't bring up anything clear.

still, never watched this guy when I was young. he was always boring.

 

[Captain Syrup]

I’m more inclined to believe that Judy was someone who constantly nagged at Kyle

And now they're not together. Kyle gets to be grist for her Satanic rumor mill.

"He got tired of my lectures," yeah, I'm sure. If Kyle spoke to Jourdain the same way, she'd have set his mattress on fire. No one wants to be cross-examined every day.

 

[JimGreen]

I'm 70% sure she's lurking too.

Hi Jourdain! Listen, using your family background as an excuse to being an unbearable gaslighting c*nt is a tad unethical, don't you think? Then again, you know in your heart that you'd act the same had you been raised in upper-middle class surroundings.

 

[Kevin Roberts]

I'm 70% sure she's lurking too.

Hi Jourdain! Listen, using your family background as an excuse to be an unbearable gaslighting c*nt is a tad unethical, don't you think? Then again, you know in your heart that you'd act the same had you been raised in upper-middleclass surroundings.

Most of them are lurking. Then again, content creators are aware that writing about them, even if it is negative, still makes them relevant. Jourdain is obviously afraid, because she doesn't know how publicly available social media works.

 

[JimGreen]

Then again, content creators are aware that writing about them, even if it is negative, still makes them relevant.

You know, that would actually shed light on why Kyle is in a constant state of "you are with me or against me" mindset:

He is either love bombed by is devoted fans or he comes here and reads us. Funny thing is that this isn't how anyone's audience work.