TGWTG Kyle Kallgren / Oancitizen / Brows Held High - Afraid of the Eggnog Ninjas, "Male Feminist" that Abuses Women, 2nd-rate Cinema Snob, Hugh Hefner A-Log, Fat Creepy Incel Cuck

I watched his new video and I'll give credit where it's due: I see a ton of improvement.

I'll get the negatives out of the way first. The comments on "how hot Christian Slater is" felt forced and a bit cringe. I'm mostly with @Water-T on that I'm not sure I'm buying the Bi thing. Yeah, that's meh.

On the other hand, the overall presentation and quality are back to 2015 standards which was peak Kyle. It's where he decided that he won't be a misogynist but hasn't climbed up Dan Olson's and Ellis's ass just yet, not to mention that this was the time when the Every Frame a Painting guy looked upon him as a peer. Overall a good place to be for Kyle.

Other than that he didn't let his issues and his twitter habits leak into his video this time and he was focused for the most part.

Most importantly he was self-aware. He knows he isn't hot shit, but also seemed to accept it too.

Time will tell if he'll stay a lolcow, but I see a chance that he could maybe climb out of the hole he dug himself in. He's still a bad case, but it's definitely not a Spoony situation.
 
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I love the occasional AmeriKKKa and ACAB posts when his dad literally worked for the US military. Nothing to be ashamed of in and of itself, for most people, of course. Though, knowing how these people tend to work, I wouldn’t be surprised if it turned out Oanarch committed a bunch of war crimes. Aside from padding out that Starship Troopers vid.
 
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Translation:

"I finished my essay and remembered that I pushed my friend group away to please my psycho ex. It doesn't help that I never leave my apartment, so all that's left is to pick fights with randos and update my hate following."

Seriously, just by posting this I think I'm doing exactly what he wants right now.
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Jones69 said:
Translation:

"I finished my essay and remembered that I pushed my friend group away to please my psycho ex. It doesn't help that I never leave my apartment, so all that's left is to pick fights with randos and update my hate following."

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You're so right, Kyle! Amber is also a liar, a cheater, and a BPD nightmare that is trying to DARVO an innocent man.

The only difference is that Zoe was better at it.
 
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…What the fuck did Red Letter Media do to Kyle? They’re probably the biggest contingent of snarky media commentators who have nothing to do with #ChangeTheChannel. Does he just hate people making actual jokes instead of listing all the ways dead sci fi writers and Alan Moore weren’t woke enough?

It occurs to me Kyle is in a difficult position in regards to Disney‘s Star Wars and the MCU. On the one hand, he’s made it clear he despises both as mindless corporate slop. Not an inherently bad opinion to be clear, assuming it’s not the only facet of your personality. But he also has to be constantly on guard for people who he thinks dislikes those films for the wrong reason. Basically, “The only bits of Captain Marvel you’re allowed to like are the cheap surface feminism. Woe betide anyone who thinks Mar-Vel could’ve supported his own movie.”
 
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…What the fuck did Red Letter Media do to Kyle? They’re probably the biggest contingent of snarky media commentators who have nothing to do with #ChangeTheChannel. Does he just hate people making actual jokes instead of listing all the ways dead sci fi writers and Alan Moore weren’t woke enough?

It occurs to me Kyle is in a difficult position in regards to Disney‘s Star Wars and the MCU. On the one hand, he’s made it clear he despises both as mindless corporate slop. Not an inherently bad opinion to be clear, assuming it’s not the only facet of your personality. But he also has to be constantly on guard for people who he thinks dislikes those films for the wrong reason. Basically, “The only bits of Captain Marvel you’re allowed to like are the cheap surface feminism. Woe betide anyone who thinks Mar-Vel could’ve supported his own movie.”
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He must STILL be mad that RLM dared to combat the media narrative that the majority of comments made about Vagina Havers Ghost Busters 2016 in the trailer was a death or rape threat, by posting a video proving that less than 1% of the comments for the trailers contained were anything worth calling the cops over.

The fact is that the TRUE sequel in 2021 - that didn't act like the prior 2 movies didn't exist - did well with audiences and critics with a GIRL in the lead just further proves that narrative around GB 2016 was bullshit to convince NPCs that don't give a shit about the franchise to go see it so they could "stick it to nerds".

BTW - GB 2016 was a huge waste of money just so Paul Feig could fulfill his obvious STEP ON ME MOMMY fetish.
 
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The fact is that the TRUE sequel in 2021 - that didn't act like the prior 2 movies didn't exist - did well with audiences and critics with a GIRL in the lead just further proves that narrative around GB 2016 was bullshit to convince NPCs that don't give a shit about the franchise to go see it so they could "stick it to nerds".
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‘Self-hating nerds are the funniest trend of the 21st century:

”Don’t worry kings, I don’t take world building or plot seriously. I only enjoy sci fi for themes and shit!”
 
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Oh, do I have stuff on my good friend Kyle. Got a little excited there bud?
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LOLOL. I totally did not expect a drama/attention whore like Kyle to latch onto this site's brief downtime and celebrate as almost as prematurely as he ejaculates. Completely unexpected!

Sorry, you broken shell of a man. You don't even get this little shred of happiness. Maybe you can get a nice hit of dopamine by hiring a fat black hooker to dress up like Jordain and stomp on your nuts, to remind you of the good old days.
 
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Downfall: A film about the final days of Hitler, who ordered and oversaw the industrialised genocide of over ten million people, as well as a war that killed nearly five percent of the human race at the time.

Kiwi Farms: An internet forums where people discuss things they see on other internet sites.

I thought cheapening the Nazis was, you know, a bad thing.
 
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I'm happy the farms went down if only to give Kyle a shred of hope that bad things happened to his perceived enemies, only to rip it away and leave him yet again drowning in the pit of his own self-induced misery. There's no moral high ground in allying yourself with child-exploiting drug pushing narcs, Kyle. You can claim the ends are worth the means but in the end, it's ashes in your mouth. You're everything you claim to be against but with an oily veneer of deluded self-righteousness. Your fascism isn't cloaked in the American flag and carrying a cross but instead a tranny flag of pink, white and blue wielding a Bad Dragon dildo in one hand and bathtub horsepiss pills in the other.

It's funnier when Kyle is getting in Twitter slapfights with Weird Al mpreg conspiracists tho.
 
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Downfall: A film about the final days of Hitler, who ordered and oversaw the industrialised genocide of over ten million people, as well as a war that killed nearly five percent of the human race at the time.

Kiwi Farms: An internet forums where people discuss things they see on other internet sites.

I thought cheapening the Nazis was, you know, a bad thing.
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Kyle put out an anti-Cinema Sins video in 2022. At this point, people have stopped caring about CinemaSins a long time. Don't really get why he felt the need to do this video except being pissy that CinemaSins is still doing better than him even when their format has become completely stale.
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It still erks me how the guy has knowledge and taste in movies and completely demolishes all of those strong points by being Kyle Kallgren. He truly does fascinate me. Also near the end he rips into RLM again. Why? Cause if you don't take sides in culture wars and internet cat fights, you are guilty by association? What a sad existence.
 
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PeriodicTrouble said:
Kyle put out an anti-Cinema Sins video in 2022. At this point, people have stopped caring about CinemaSins a long time. Don't really get why he felt the need to do this video except being pissy that CinemaSins is still doing better than him even when their format has become completely stale.
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I haven't seen a single CinemaSins video, yet I immediately understood from this video that Kyle is one of the most bitter men alive.
 
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