TGWTG Kyle Kallgren / Oancitizen / Brows Held High - Afraid of the Eggnog Ninjas, "Male Feminist" that Abuses Women, 2nd-rate Cinema Snob, Hugh Hefner A-Log, Fat Creepy Incel Cuck

Honestly, what he said was pretty tame compared to some of the other shit on twitter. Still, it couldn't have happened to a nicer person.
 
I'll admit I was a fan for a minute. He popped up and was in a similar vein to Cinema Snob or Phelous. I especially liked that he was doing Harmony Korine films, which I like. He reviewed "Ken Park" which I consider the second best white trash exploitation film next to "The Heart is Decietful..."

I thought it was an act that he wore a suit and acted all pretentious.

The skits were corny. Fair enough, they all were.

He does crossovers like "Freddy Got Fingered" and "Tromeo and Juliet" ha ha ha, he's a fun guy.

Then he just got real gay.

I mean, it's funny when the guys in Monte Python or Kids in the Hall dress in drag because the joke is that they aren't women. Kyle thinks men in dresses are legally women. It's not a joke. He thinks they are actually women. They are not pretending, they are trans rights activists.

I realized he was full of shit during the "Serbian Movie" review when he specifically called out Cinema Snob and Phelos as not being "qualified" to review the movie. He then proceeded to say the baby raping movies was about racism or war or some shit and not just extreme torture porn.

He started out okay and proceeded to burn bridges until he is where he is now. Everything is your own fault, Kyle. Even the eggnog ninjas.
 
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Arthur Morgan said:
I remember reading some tweets where Mantis talked about the con where she got raped and apparently, the night before that incident, Kyle tried to crawl into bed with her and cried when she didn't want to fuck him.
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When I look at Kyle's face, I just know he's the type who cries after sex.

JimGreen said:
Apparently this was the exact reason. A bit satisfying honestly.
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Well well well, look at this disgusting ableist language. From a white cishet man no less. Off to the re-education camp he goes.

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How can Kyle live in NYC on paypig money? He's gotta have a real job or be heavily subsidized by his incredibly disappointed parents.
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Is that monthly income? You can live in NYC on $1700 a month. It won't be glamorous, but you can get by.
 
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Kyle's ex-gf misadventures from 2019 have been recirculating on Twitter. That's a fat ugly gf pre-Jourdain; he certainly has a type (desperate). Said ex is enby and they/them now because of course she is, but more about her in a minute. The original thread wasn't archived though so here are the link, archive and screenshots.
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Now, Todd actually defended Kyle about this particular crazy ex in his Google doc about what happened between Dany Roth and Jourdain Searles. But who is she? Well, her name is Jess and she has a Youtube with few subscribers, a Patreon with a whopping 7 paypigs (linktree) and had a thoroughly unsuccessful GFM not that long ago.
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She's from Minneapolis, MN and now goes by Crimson Stone, married to Ispiri...what's that? Is that a tranny alarm bell going off in the background? Yes, and with good reason. She's an asexual non-binary they/them married to a transwoman, as she details in her blog (link/archive).
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Kyle somehow went from bad to worse girlfriend-wise. Maybe just try Grindr next time?
 
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"The lady in question"
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Fuck me, what a BEAST. And clearly a whiney, narcissistic bitch too. Kyle must have zero self-esteem. Jourdain was actually a huge step up for him.

Flexo said:
She's a woman, pretending to be a man, married to a man, pretending to be a woman? Seriously?
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Slightly more complicated than that: she's a woman pretending to be neither a woman nor a man, married to a man pretending to be a woman. Who she loves but is apparently not attracted to and doesn't have sex with (which is probably for the best).
 
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Kyle (Kylie?) made a video but no one noticed
His paypigs have kept their membership but lowered their tier apparently; the numbers are still so tiny.
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And his Twitter account has been unsuspended but was DFE'd
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Happy New Year people!

This thread will probably die, because most of the entertainment factor was in Kyle posting his mental handicaps on a regular basis in 280 characters every 10 minutes, but before that happens I have some great stuff coming.

Until then, enjoy hamster boy.

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JimGreen said:
Happy New Year people!

This thread will probably die, because most of the entertainment factor was in Kyle posting his mental handicaps on a regular basis in 280 characters every 10 minutes, but before that happens I have some great stuff coming.

Until then, enjoy hamster boy.

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"Look at how impressive my gains are"

I think he heard about how you look better after a workout and is trying it. Not really working, but I give him credit for trying to improve himself.
 
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Go for it, Kyle! Improve your life and shut down this thread! (Honest. We're kind of rooting for you here.)

Though I got to admit, if he started doing video reviews as a gym bro reviewing pretintious art films - that could finally be entertaining. "Hans started watching film for perky tits! But was surprised by symbolicalgy- symboliging- by things on screen that could be other things! Director gave Hans a brain workout after leg day!"
 
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Flexo said:
Go for it, Kyle! Improve your life and shut down this thread! (Honest. We're kind of rooting for you here.)

Though I got to admit, if he started doing video reviews as a gym bro reviewing pretintious art films - that could finally be entertaining. "Hans started watching film for perky tits! But was surprised by symbolicalgy- symboliging- by things on screen that could be other things! Director gave Hans a brain workout after leg day!"
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Kyle's gay artfilm gym bro arc has much possibility. And look at the self-improvement he's capable of when not losing at slapfights with randoms on Twitter! Redirect that impotent rage and replace every instance of calling someone a fascist or nazi with a squat in good form; the man would have an ass of steel.
 
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The Jackal said:
Kyle must have zero self-esteem.
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Well... based on what he's said... yeah he doesn't. The fact that you'd have dated that thing shows that his standards are also too low.

Ninon42 said:
Kyle (Kylie?) made a video but no one noticed
His paypigs have kept their membership but lowered their tier apparently; the numbers are still so tiny.
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And his Twitter account has been unsuspended but was DFE'd
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Thirty seconds in and I already want to smack him upside the head. That's got to be a record.
 
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