TGWTG Kyle Kallgren / Oancitizen / Brows Held High - Afraid of the Eggnog Ninjas, "Male Feminist" that Abuses Women, 2nd-rate Cinema Snob, Hugh Hefner A-Log, Fat Creepy Incel Cuck

Arthur Morgan said:
Brad grew up with divorced parents who had no time to monitor what he was watching, so he developed a love of dogshit that he knows is terrible, and is capable of making fun of himself to the point where he has posted on forums like this and other places, giving us more insight into events. Kyle on the other hand cannot take an ounce of criticism, and somehow believes himself to be Brad's moral and intellectual superior.
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Brad is also the kind of guy you could hang out with, have a beer and riff on movies then go out and do whatever.

Kyle would insist on sherry and that you discuss the intricacies of some French New Wave movie where the guy buying a loaf of bread was actually trying to buy back a piece of his soul. He's that pseudo-intellectual who takes himself way too seriously and thinks everything he says is momentous and important.

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FTFY.
 
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BrunoMattei said:
Kyle is a faggot. Full stop.
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If he was, he would have gotten laid by now and been less of a piece of shit. Or more, the ego boost might have made him more insufferable.
Falcon Sebben said:
Kyle would insist on sherry and that you discuss the intricacies of some French New Wave movie where the guy buying a loaf of bread was actually trying to buy back a piece of his soul. He's that pseudo-intellectual who takes himself way too seriously and thinks everything he says is momentous and important.
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Booze is booze, and he's happy to discuss the intricacies of Disney movies, which is why he and Lindsay were friends. They never fucked, even she wouldn't spread it for the likes of him, but she let him be on her pretentious site.
 
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Arthur Morgan said:
If he was, he would have gotten laid by now and been less of a piece of shit. Or more, the ego boost might have made him more insufferable.
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He's said that he's bi but how much of that is due to him actually liking dick and just possibly increasing his chance of human contact?

Arthur Morgan said:
Booze is booze, and he's happy to discuss the intricacies of Disney movies, which is why he and Lindsay were friends. They never fucked, even she wouldn't spread it for the likes of him, but she let him be on her pretentious site.
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The thing about sherry is how it's considered more upscale than plain old beer and Kyle likes to play up his intellectualness and the fact he grew up upper-middle class. And he'll talk film with anybody if he's allowed to pontificate on the symbolism and meaning behind such and such a scene.

And while Lindsay supposedly blew Linkara, that might just be shitposting for all we know, even she didn't see Kyle as worthy of a pity handy. That's how much of a cuck he is. He couldn't get the town bicycle from Channel Autism to have sex with him.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
He's said that he's bi but how much of that is due to him actually liking dick and just possibly increasing his chance of human contact?


The thing about sherry is how it's considered more upscale than plain old beer and Kyle likes to play up his intellectualness and the fact he grew up upper-middle class. And he'll talk film with anybody if he's allowed to pontificate on the symbolism and meaning behind such and such a scene.

And while Lindsay supposedly blew Linkara, that might just be shitposting for all we know, even she didn't see Kyle as worthy of a pity handy. That's how much of a cuck he is. He couldn't get the town bicycle from Channel Autism to have sex with him.
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I can't take anyone from the left who claims to be Bi, Pan, or Ace especially if they're White. It's just the easiest way to get victimhood points and join an "Oppressed" community without actually having to be it or prove because most of these assholes who claim it are always in Heterosexual relationships. Ironically the one Channel Autism member who could truly claim it is Lewis, and he won't.
 
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LaughJoke2.0 said:
I can't take anyone from the left who claims to be Bi, Pan, or Ace especially if they're White. It's just the easiest way to get victimhood points and join an "Oppressed" community without actually having to be it or prove because most of these assholes who claim it are always in Heterosexual relationships. Ironically the one Channel Autism member who could truly claim it is Lewis, and he won't.
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You forgot 'non-binary', perhaps the laziest and stupidest oppression category of all. Slap a they/them pronouns badge on your chest and you're good to go.
 
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LaughJoke2.0 said:
Yeah, I forgot non-binary good catch that is the laziest of the lazy.

As for Lewis he never admits his love of cock and hides behind the "Liz was a woman to me" bullshit.
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He did in his younger days when he'd post on those message boards, which is how people discovered who he was, and once called himself a "dirty cock slut" and how he's good to "give or receive" in reference to blowjobs and that he was bi.

But yeah we all know he likes dick, he wanted to play with Liz's girldick but she told him no then got the chop. And we all know that his hambeast of a wife pegs him every night but only when he's massaged her feet and gotten her whatever she wanted from Uber Eats.

As for Kyle? I'm pretty sure that while he's a total soyboy he's only "bi" for the sake of being a good ally. But then he's so pathetic that I doubt any woman would want to touch him.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
And while Lindsay supposedly blew Linkara, that might just be shitposting for all we know, even she didn't see Kyle as worthy of a pity handy. That's how much of a cuck he is. He couldn't get the town bicycle from Channel Autism to have sex with him.
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No, she blew Spoony, possibly. He was always hostile towards women who were even kind of slutty nerds. He had a really irrational hatred for Pushing Up Roses and was never able to explain why. Lewis is too much of a coward to ever try to get with a woman, much less a dick girl. He just hopes and prays someone will come ask him out. Which only happened twice, once with Liz, the other with Viga.

Lewis was too much of a small fish for Lindsay, while Spoony was big game. Kyle was just there to prop up her desire to be seen as an intellectual.
 
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