Kyle "Not Guilty" Rittenhouse memes - Memes about the hero we needed, the crooks he defeated, or the media that sneeded.

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(to the tune of "Battle Hymn of the Republic." Specifically a parody sung by American paratroopers "Blood Upon the Risers." I didn't write these lyrics though I wish I did)

Gory, gory, what a hellava way to die!
gory, gory, what a hellava way to die!
gory, gory, what a hellava way to die!
They ain't gonna loot no more!

A manlet wigger douchebag screamed aloud "shoot me nigga!"
The patriot, unbothered, kept his finger off the trigger
The wiggers words were shovels and he was his own grave digger
They ain't gonna loot no more!

gory, gory, what a hellava way to die!
gory, gory, what a hellava way to die!
gory, gory, what a hellava way to die!
They ain't gonna loot no more!

The wigger saw the Young Man and went to invade his space
The Young Man backed away but it was clear he'd lose this race
He swung the barrel up and unloaded in the fucker's face
They ain't gonna loot no more!

gory, gory, what a hellava way to die!
gory, gory, what a hellava way to die!
gory, gory, what a hellava way to die!
They ain't gonna loot no more!

He tried to get away but Antifa knocked him to the ground
A group of lefty cowards hit the Young Man while he's down
He'd had enough of this shit so he swung his barrel 'round
They ain't gonna loot no more!

gory, gory, what a hellava way to die!
gory, gory, what a hellava way to die!
gory, gory, what a hellava way to die!
They ain't gonna loot no more!

An faggot with a skateboard tried to take his gun away
His effort was rewarded making this his final day
"I hope there's onions in hell" he thought as he staggered away
They ain't gonna loot no more!

A basedboy faked surrender and then tried to do him harm
The Young Man responded calmly, blowing off half of his arm
"This isn't Call of Duty" basedboy found with great alarm
They ain't gonna loot no more!

gory, gory, what a hellava way to die!
gory, gory, what a hellava way to die!
gory, gory, what a hellava way to die!
They ain't gonna loot no more!

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