Bob's Fries
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Feb 9, 2013
Greetings, my fellow Kiwis.
I bring you a new Cow to the Farms. Though I must warn you that this is my first time doing something as extensive as this. So I hope you can bare with me here. As I've seen some of our members are familiar with the Nasuverse, it does bring up an idea in me. I hereby introduce to you, Lantzblades. He's a rather notorious existence in a Nasuverse fan site, Beast's Lair. I'm sure some of you Nasuverse fans here know its existence. And possibly Lantzblades as well if you lurked around long enough.
Lantzblades is a 30 year old man in the site who posts many of his own shoddy fanfictions and even CYOAs (Choose Your Own Adventure) threads. I believe he was even RPing in BL's Roleplaying Boards. But many people didn't like his behavior and how unwise he acted in the RP (the Holy Grill War). In fact, it led to his self-imposed exiledue to massive butthurt. Lantz RPed as himself (of course) and his partner/master was @Leo who RPed as "Rider"
Here is the Link to the IC where they RPed. This is where Lantz had the dumbass idea of threatening someone for an alliance from the start. There's a bit much to read, but you can skip anything that's not posted by Lantz or @Leo.
Now refer to pages 22, 23, and 25, 26, 27, 28. Also you would want to read the RP responses from Eddyak who RPed Kotomine Kirei, the canon overseer of the war and RacingeR (also known as Jormungandr) who is going to RP Gilgamesh. From there, he then went on to bomb the Church (which is actually a neutral zone where the overseer "referees" the war) just to send some stupid message that no place is safe. And every RPer around told him in the OOC thread that was a retarded idea. And poor Leo has to go along with it being Lantz's Servant. But being a tardlet, he ignored their warnings because he had a plan.
But you know how that song and dance goes. A canon character known for being uber OP, Gilgamesh, is in that church. He survived and is quite pissed (in-character, of course). Rider/Leo, ditches Lantz to save his own skin, and Lantz dies. It doesn't take much to figure out that Lantz had a chimpout during this whole thing. So after this was done, he left the RP and that's when his self-imposed exile began.
Here is part of the OOC thread. There's so many pages. But I think this is where the whole Church thing starts in the discussion where Lantz bitches about dying and showing his inanity. I’ll look into which page numbers you can check later for your reading convenience a bit later.
Other than that, he continues to make fanfiction of his OC, Satoshi, under the fanfiction section of the site.
And well, he's basically a Sue if you haven't figured it out yet. So he has fanfics where his Sue fucks with canon characters. Because of his raging hard-on for his waifu, Arturia, he apparently made Satoshi commit incest by fucking own mother. Yeah. He made Satoshi fuck Arturia. So I'll leave it to you guys to think about that. A
It comes to no surprise his fanfiction is shit. But, a lot of the BL forumers tried to critique him reasonably at first. Though it’s clear that they weren’t going to be a hugbox. Especially when he insulted a lot of the forumers who critiqued him. Some told him to “git gud”. Others told him to GTFO. He’s still butthurt, but nowadays he continues to post at times where no one really gives a shit.
Link
Enjoy his Q&A threads in here and this earlier one here. There are more, but I can post them up later.
Claiming Satoshi’s abilities are static when he keeps changing it every fucking time. Especially somehow making him a True Magician of Third Magic.
WAAAH! WAAH! I HAVE A SRS CONDITION! BUT I WON’T TELL YOU WHAT IT IS!!!ONE111 TREAT ME AS IF I HAVE IT!
His attempted Fanfiction Contest in here. Which is literally like a Deviantart Trade. Where people who join this contest make a good fic, but they get his shitty fic as a prize.Blessed be the Omnissiah Magos.
Some of his Blog Posts, but beware. You need to make an account first to see them. But I can post what it says in spoilers for some of them. Though the BL members commented on them. And I don’t feel like posting every comment here. So you’ll want to make an account to have a look.
Lantz "proves" gil can't know everything through his very solid logic that it's impossible to store the entirety of the marvel universes in a human brain.
Some shit about his thoughts on some characters
Stupid shit about continuity
Him failing math and apparently working on a Visual Novel.
Some shit about communication and some claim that because he roleplayed for 10 years, he’s a veteran roleplayer. Except when he does stupid shit like in the Holy Grill Wars.
Also Mike1984 is his faggot butt buddy. He’s got some hilarity of his own being his enabler. But I won’t cover him because the people helping me would be affected. So I won’t go over him for now.
Lantz ragequitting for a bit. Should totally check out the comments here.
Stupid shit about trying to avoid spoiling his “unfinished” fic that he still hasn’t finished for years.
The comments here are the best.
His defense of his damn Sue.
More shit about Sues.Satoshi’s totally not a sue guys! Stop triggering me!
You can see the rest of his fuckery in here.
There’s more content in another site. But I promised some of my informers that I wouldn’t use it since its exposure will affect them as well in other ways that I can’t say.
At the moment, this is still a bit unfinished since an important informer is gone for three days at a vacation. So I'm posting it here for now.
Edit: Fucked up on the last bit of this OP. Muh bad. Fucking coding.
I bring you a new Cow to the Farms. Though I must warn you that this is my first time doing something as extensive as this. So I hope you can bare with me here. As I've seen some of our members are familiar with the Nasuverse, it does bring up an idea in me. I hereby introduce to you, Lantzblades. He's a rather notorious existence in a Nasuverse fan site, Beast's Lair. I'm sure some of you Nasuverse fans here know its existence. And possibly Lantzblades as well if you lurked around long enough.
Lantzblades is a 30 year old man in the site who posts many of his own shoddy fanfictions and even CYOAs (Choose Your Own Adventure) threads. I believe he was even RPing in BL's Roleplaying Boards. But many people didn't like his behavior and how unwise he acted in the RP (the Holy Grill War). In fact, it led to his self-imposed exile
Before I continue, I must explain a few things so you can understand the setting of this fuckery. The fandom they were RPing had a basic system of 7 Masters connected with their own Servants that numbered 7 as well. These Servants generally must follow their Masters (go figure) as they are bound by contract. Masters have up to 3 commands, called Command Seals, that must be followed no matter what and the Servants have no say in this. But, once all three are used, the Servant is free.
Servants also go by "nicknames" by the Class they're summoned by. So if you're summoned in the Saber Class, you're called "Saber". That way it's to protect their identities, since these Servants used to be heroes from history, legend, and myths.
Servants also go by "nicknames" by the Class they're summoned by. So if you're summoned in the Saber Class, you're called "Saber". That way it's to protect their identities, since these Servants used to be heroes from history, legend, and myths.
Here is the Link to the IC where they RPed. This is where Lantz had the dumbass idea of threatening someone for an alliance from the start. There's a bit much to read, but you can skip anything that's not posted by Lantz or @Leo.
Now refer to pages 22, 23, and 25, 26, 27, 28. Also you would want to read the RP responses from Eddyak who RPed Kotomine Kirei, the canon overseer of the war and RacingeR (also known as Jormungandr) who is going to RP Gilgamesh. From there, he then went on to bomb the Church (which is actually a neutral zone where the overseer "referees" the war) just to send some stupid message that no place is safe. And every RPer around told him in the OOC thread that was a retarded idea. And poor Leo has to go along with it being Lantz's Servant. But being a tardlet, he ignored their warnings because he had a plan.
But you know how that song and dance goes. A canon character known for being uber OP, Gilgamesh, is in that church. He survived and is quite pissed (in-character, of course). Rider/Leo, ditches Lantz to save his own skin, and Lantz dies. It doesn't take much to figure out that Lantz had a chimpout during this whole thing. So after this was done, he left the RP and that's when his self-imposed exile began.
Here is part of the OOC thread. There's so many pages. But I think this is where the whole Church thing starts in the discussion where Lantz bitches about dying and showing his inanity. I’ll look into which page numbers you can check later for your reading convenience a bit later.
Other than that, he continues to make fanfiction of his OC, Satoshi, under the fanfiction section of the site.

And well, he's basically a Sue if you haven't figured it out yet. So he has fanfics where his Sue fucks with canon characters. Because of his raging hard-on for his waifu, Arturia, he apparently made Satoshi commit incest by fucking own mother. Yeah. He made Satoshi fuck Arturia. So I'll leave it to you guys to think about that. A
It comes to no surprise his fanfiction is shit. But, a lot of the BL forumers tried to critique him reasonably at first. Though it’s clear that they weren’t going to be a hugbox. Especially when he insulted a lot of the forumers who critiqued him. Some told him to “git gud”. Others told him to GTFO. He’s still butthurt, but nowadays he continues to post at times where no one really gives a shit.

”SOMEHOW WORSE THAN HENTAI said:“Go on, Onii-chan- as long as it’s you, I don’t mind. Do as you like,” She spurs me forward, rubbing my heat faster.
I thrust my face into her melons, and begin sucking and tonguing her nipples, hard and fast, causing her breathing to change, and she changes her strokes to long slow ones.
“Would you like me to polish your big rod?” she asks, stealing a kiss, and a bit of saliva connects us for a moment, before it snaps.
I nod, hardly feeling it- it's as if I’m outside my body. She slides down stripping my pants off and gripping my member tightly.
She licks her lips. “Mmm... It looks tasty, Onii-chan... I want it all,” She teases me with her smile, then she swallows it to the base in one go.
I’m in shock. Sakura’s in pain when I go deep into her throat, but this girl seems perfectly at home licking my balls with my cock all the way down her throat. Her attentions only get stronger with each moment. My dick feels like it’ll dissolve in her throat, but all of a sudden, she becomes incredibly rough, swirling her tongue around my member and sucking hard enough that I lose sensation everywhere on my body except where she’s attending.
She pulls off my heat suddenly, with a sloppy wet noise, causing me to explode, drenching her face and tits with my hot seed. Her eyes glaze over and she stares at me if in a trance.
“Onii-chan’s cum… it’s so hot and strong,” she mutters cleaning herself off swallowing every drop she can before engulfing my magic stick between her pillowy soft love mounds.
“I’ll get you good and hard again, just relax,” she says, caressing my thickness with her massive fun bags. Her attention is so much better then Sakura’s. I’ve been an idiot- consensual sex is awesome.
I’ve been an idiot- consensual sex is awesome.
consensual sex is awesome.
consensual sex is awesome.
Link
Enjoy his Q&A threads in here and this earlier one here. There are more, but I can post them up later.
Claiming Satoshi’s abilities are static when he keeps changing it every fucking time. Especially somehow making him a True Magician of Third Magic.
WAAAH! WAAH! I HAVE A SRS CONDITION! BUT I WON’T TELL YOU WHAT IT IS!!!ONE111 TREAT ME AS IF I HAVE IT!
His attempted Fanfiction Contest in here. Which is literally like a Deviantart Trade. Where people who join this contest make a good fic, but they get his shitty fic as a prize.
Some of his Blog Posts, but beware. You need to make an account first to see them. But I can post what it says in spoilers for some of them. Though the BL members commented on them. And I don’t feel like posting every comment here. So you’ll want to make an account to have a look.
Lantz "proves" gil can't know everything through his very solid logic that it's impossible to store the entirety of the marvel universes in a human brain.
Well I ranted, I feel better after relaxing. No I'm not sorry for the rant, it's all still true.
time to explain why the concept suggested is flawed.
today's case Gilgamesh, the knowledge of human history and why giving him the all the collected history of the marvel and dc universes doesn't work.
namely the human brain, regardless of how you stack it the brain does not have limitless capacity, no not even with it's magic.
this leads that his knowledge gained is finite period, otherwise this creates a number of plot holes in FSN in general. why does the last statement matter?
well even a limit knowledge of the histories of marvel and DC would leave Gil a drooling chump. the DC multiverse has been rebooted, reconfigured and altered so many times he would be stuffed with so much information he'd be very likely unable to remember his own name. this is nothing to say anything of the marvel universe which uses a four digit code number and sub letters for it's universes which are all even more complex then DC's universes. with both history strings he'd likely die from misfiring neurons and forgetting how to breathe.
Fact is this is a TM Forum, logically I can trust the people here to know TypeMoon, at the same time logic does not confirm anyone here should default know comics, if you don't actually raise your hand and say I know comics I won't bother assuming you do because expecting people to know what I do be default would be elitist fuckery.
time to explain why the concept suggested is flawed.
today's case Gilgamesh, the knowledge of human history and why giving him the all the collected history of the marvel and dc universes doesn't work.
namely the human brain, regardless of how you stack it the brain does not have limitless capacity, no not even with it's magic.
this leads that his knowledge gained is finite period, otherwise this creates a number of plot holes in FSN in general. why does the last statement matter?
well even a limit knowledge of the histories of marvel and DC would leave Gil a drooling chump. the DC multiverse has been rebooted, reconfigured and altered so many times he would be stuffed with so much information he'd be very likely unable to remember his own name. this is nothing to say anything of the marvel universe which uses a four digit code number and sub letters for it's universes which are all even more complex then DC's universes. with both history strings he'd likely die from misfiring neurons and forgetting how to breathe.
Fact is this is a TM Forum, logically I can trust the people here to know TypeMoon, at the same time logic does not confirm anyone here should default know comics, if you don't actually raise your hand and say I know comics I won't bother assuming you do because expecting people to know what I do be default would be elitist fuckery.
Some shit about his thoughts on some characters
Stupid shit about continuity
Him failing math and apparently working on a Visual Novel.
Some shit about communication and some claim that because he roleplayed for 10 years, he’s a veteran roleplayer. Except when he does stupid shit like in the Holy Grill Wars.
Also Mike1984 is his faggot butt buddy. He’s got some hilarity of his own being his enabler. But I won’t cover him because the people helping me would be affected. So I won’t go over him for now.
Lantz ragequitting for a bit. Should totally check out the comments here.
Stupid shit about trying to avoid spoiling his “unfinished” fic that he still hasn’t finished for years.
The comments here are the best.
His defense of his damn Sue.
More shit about Sues.
You can see the rest of his fuckery in here.
One of his Chimpouts on the phone according to someone said:[7/10/15, 8:13:58 PM] SINIB: Reply #398 by lantzblades
« October 02, 2014, 04:46:21 AM »
At this point Kaiza I don't care, no one ever gave me a chance and I'm sick of changing the damn story, so think what you want but from now on I don't care. Fuck this, reboot sucks, not doing it.
Logged
[7/10/15, 8:14:06 PM] SINIB: You hear that
There’s more content in another site. But I promised some of my informers that I wouldn’t use it since its exposure will affect them as well in other ways that I can’t say.
At the moment, this is still a bit unfinished since an important informer is gone for three days at a vacation. So I'm posting it here for now.
Edit: Fucked up on the last bit of this OP. Muh bad. Fucking coding.
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