Dramacow Lantzblades - Beast Lair's Autistic Scourge

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Techpriest said:
He's Saber's son somehow.

For that matter he can effortlessly beat Gilgamesh through the power of EMO SWORD AND MOPING.
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Gilgamesh was the OP mary sue that all the edgy roleplayers loved to beat

sadly he is old news

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Ramesses II aka "i have a fucking golden spaceship and do a exterminatus to tokyo"
 
SINIB said:
Satoshi was coughed up amidst the sounds of traffic in a massive suit of blackened armour " Time to build a work shop, no, fuck it imma build a castle." he muttered as a car crumpled ineffectually against him. Satoshi walked into the night to find a suitable place.

Taiga stared at him quietly "My brother just sacrificed himself to save us and you dare to talk about respecting feelings, you natter on about your mommy and get familiar with me without my consent and you honestly think that you have any right to attack me, you are a rude little boy who needs my protection, not the other way around. You aren't a hero and you never will be as long as you ignore the facts around you!" she shouted, this was not unique to that moment but her anger was. Taiga was angry, she honestly had never been angry before, annoyed sure but angry no, not even towards Gilgamesh.
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I'm actually fairly lenient on fanfiction just because most people who do it are amateurish writers mostly for fun and, hell, who am I to spoil that? But seriously... that's just absolutely terrible writing. Like, this is the kind of stuff that have been corrected in a normal English clash in high school.

SINIB said:
Her full name is Taiga Guinevere Pendragon
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Words cannot describe how fucking weeaboo that name is.
 
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SINIB said:
Her full name is Taiga Guinevere Pendragon (Emiya?)
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mixes between western and japanese names always crack me up, they're so 1000% weeb.
kiddos back in the days writing naruto fanfics and only having seen the strongly westernized 4kidz dubs often did that back in the days, but a grown man aint having an excuse for that

Also someone please stop that madman to "write" a new sakura route.
He's probably going to fuck up my precious waifu with his mary sue shit. ;_;

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Satoshi chuckled
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Mystia said:
mixes between western and japanese names always crack me up, they're so 1000% weeb.
kiddos back in the days writing naruto fanfics and only having seen the strongly westernized 4kidz dubs often did that back in the days, but a grown man aint having an excuse for that

Also someone please stop that madman to "write" a new sakura route.
He's probably going to fuck up my precious waifu with his mary sue shit. ;_;
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He's already fucked up 80% of the Nasuverse's waifus by including them in his stories.
 
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SINIB said:
Thankfully I don't think he ever wrote this. I'd be pissed off if he did.
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Ugh, I bet he's completely incapable of actually capturing Shirou's voice (which is super easy if you're even half-competent at writing). Part of me wishes he would just so I could spork it.
 
The way he writes dialogue in general just makes me wonder if he's ever actually held a conversation with some other person for more than five minutes.

It all comes off as cheesy dialogue from an anime. ... Like, the old 90's anime with the hilariously terrible English dubs and translation and scripting that made it sound like a fucking fanfiction.net piece.
 
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The way he writes dialogue in general just makes me wonder if he's ever actually held a conversation with some other person for more than five minutes.

It all comes off as cheesy dialogue from an anime. ... Like, the old 90's anime with the hilariously terrible English dubs and translation and scripting that made it sound like a fucking fanfiction.net piece.
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The mark of a good writer is acknowledging your characters are not perfect (unless done so for parody or only for a very few messianic character archetypes), you are not perfect, and that you need a sounding board for your writing if you have even the slightest doubt your ego is overshadowing your prose, something an overwhelming majority of writers actually ask for in my experience.

Given this sperg's apparent history, I doubt the above advice was ever given him.
 
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Something from a new informant:


[7/16/2015 1:25:01 AM] lantz blades: So how are you enjoying the death of free speech
[7/16/2015 1:25:12 AM] REDACTED: ?
[7/16/2015 1:26:52 AM] lantz blades: A guy faces jail time because a feminist on twitter disagreed with him and felt "like he harassed her" despite the fact that the officer in charge openly states the man did nothing of the sort
[7/16/2015 1:27:32 AM] lantz blades: The fact that this is even being entertained is bullshit
[7/16/2015 1:28:14 AM] lantz blades: These feminazi's need to be punished for wasting the taxpayers money and the court's time
[7/16/2015 1:28:45 AM] lantz blades: Free speech will die if this man is punished
[7/16/2015 1:29:39 AM] lantz blades: You know when I was a kid they thought I wouldn't live to thirty
[7/16/2015 1:29:52 AM] lantz blades: I can't believe I'm saying this
[7/16/2015 1:30:16 AM] lantz blades: But I honestly regret living this long
[7/16/2015 1:30:30 AM] lantz blades: This world is shit
[7/16/2015 1:32:59 AM] lantz blades: I can't believe I have to live in a world where this can happen
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[12:26:53 AM] REDACTED: He... just unloads this on me one night
[12:27:00 AM] REDACTED: there is no prior conversation to this

My fucking sides.

Cynical said:
The mark of a good writer is acknowledging your characters are not perfect (unless done so for parody or only for a very few messianic character archetypes), you are not perfect, and that you need a sounding board for your writing if you have even the slightest doubt your ego is overshadowing your prose, something an overwhelming majority of writers actually ask for in my experience.

Given this sperg's apparent history, I doubt the above advice was ever given him.
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No, he's been given this advice a bazillion times actually, he just never listens to it.
 
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Cynical said:
The mark of a good writer is acknowledging your characters are not perfect (unless done so for parody or only for a very few messianic character archetypes), you are not perfect, and that you need a sounding board for your writing if you have even the slightest doubt your ego is overshadowing your prose, something an overwhelming majority of writers actually ask for in my experience.

Given this sperg's apparent history, I doubt the above advice was ever given him.
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I was his beta, he actively refused my advice.
 
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Cynical said:
Great, he's as stupid as Chris-chan then. Why am I not surprised?
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I'd personally argue stupider, if only because all his shit is somehow even MORE derivative than Sonichu. There's aspects of superhero comics, Kamen Rider, and other shit mixed into his 'masterpiece.'
 
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Techpriest said:
Something from a new informant:




[12:26:53 AM] REDACTED: He... just unloads this on me one night
[12:27:00 AM] REDACTED: there is no prior conversation to this

My fucking sides.



No, he's been given this advice a bazillion times actually, he just never listens to it.
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I get being annoyed with radfems and SJWs, but this is tending into straight-up Loveshy territory. I like the bit about how they thought he wouldn't love to thirty or something, though. That's just the right level of drama.
Techpriest said:
I'd personally argue stupider, if only because all his shit is somehow even MORE derivative than Sonichu. There's aspects of superhero comics, Kamen Rider, and other shit mixed into his 'masterpiece.'
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Eh, it's not that much worse than your average shitty fanfic. My main reaction to it is boredom, not horror or anything. Like, it's remarkably shit, but not incredibly shit in the brilliantly insane way that Sonichu is. He's like Dobson - he's not even bad enough to be fascinating.
 
Rin said:
I get being annoyed with radfems and SJWs, but this is tending into straight-up Loveshy territory. I like the bit about how they thought he wouldn't love to thirty or something, though. That's just the right level of drama.

Eh, it's not that much worse than your average shitty fanfic. My main reaction to it is boredom, not horror or anything. Like, it's remarkably shit, but not incredibly shit in the brilliantly insane way that Sonichu is. He's like Dobson - he's not even bad enough to be fascinating.
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His lemons are. There's this one that's a fivesome. It's scary how bad it is.
 
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SINIB said:
His lemons are. There's this one that's a fivesome. It's scary how bad it is.
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Yeah, the sex scenes were pretty scarring. I guess he's more like the guy who wrote the Rose Potter series than Tara Gillespie.
 
SINIB said:
His lemons are. There's this one that's a fivesome. It's scary how bad it is.
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D-does he not use seafood analogies in his sex scene writing? How can he even call it Nasuverse fiction if he cannot compare something to a mollusk?
 
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