Larp as your avatar Thread - You can not resist!

[Valstrax]

 

[Premium Gonzo]

A nom nom nom

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Are you kidding? My grandfather sold her off years ago. She is plowing fields in Newark.

is that how you incels call human trafficking? Ugh, us Canadians call it maple dipping.

 

[Judex Meus]

I don't think I'm going to make it through the winter. We're running out of corn and the natives grow bolder with each passing day. I can barely feed all eight of my children. At least we're not still in England.

Repent, heretic

 

[Car Won't Crank]

I'll pass all of you.

 

[Drinky Crow]

*DOOK DOOK DOOK*

You know, the more I think about it, the more Uncle Gabby was right; if it's horrible, it exists.

 

[AfroMegan]

Sup modafucka

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

*Dies, but saves the universe*

 

[The Foxtrot]

Товарищ, раз уж мы слышим ту подводную лодку НАТО, то эта подводная лодка НАТО наверняка услышала нас и открыла по нам огонь...

 

[TheLostMarxBrotherFucko]

maple dipping.

That would make a good job for my grandfather.

 

[Nate Higgers]

What is this, what am I doing here, why are there so many people, everyone wants to pet me, there’s too many smells and sounds

I just want to go home and chew on my squeaky toy

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

"Isn't baseball grand? Free of obsolete farm equipment."

"Also, watch your hands around the modern farm equipment."

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

I live perpetually in the shadow of my more popular twin.

 

[Trannykiller 1488]

*Sluuuuuuuuuuuurp*

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

Operation TND is a go, we gonna nuke those niggers from orbit. So if you could put on your shades gentleman, corns will be a poppin.

 

[Claus]

I'm gonna castrate all you motherfuckers with a pair of rusty scissors

 

[Drinky Crow]

Operation TND is a go, we gonna nuke those niggers from orbit. So if you could put on your shades gentleman, corns will be a poppin.

*intentionally puts on blackface and a bullseye with wings outspread in hope*

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Is this.... how it ends???!!?

 

[High Level Rad Waste]

Hehe, today I'll leak in the transfer canal.

 

[Preferred Penne]

*sits on pantry shelf*