The worst are the automated announcements at various British railway stations that tell you a train is delayed, followed by "I am very sorry for the delay to this service."
No you fucking aren't. You're a bunch of circuits assembling various sound files together to say different things over the PA. For this to be true, there must be one of two rather unlikely scenarios:
1 - Someone has finally created a truly sapient, sentient AI that is capable of feeling genuine emotions. For some reason, this AI, the greatest achievement in computing history with world-changing consequences for philosophy, politics, psychology, religion and much besides has for some reason been quietly put in charge of making platform announcements at Clapham Junction, where it feels sad about train delays, or:
2 - The voice actor they employed to record the various voice lines for the station announcements is still employed on a retainer, whereby he comes into the office and rocks back and forth in floods of tears, consumed with regret and guilt that the 10:35 to Basingstoke will leave 15 minutes late because of a signal fault at Wimbledon. Or maybe that's something you could do from home, I dunno.
Just say "we are sorry". I mean, the train company isn't sorry, but at least make the lies plausible.
Anyway, picture: