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I was searching for Diane Baker. Then, she popped up. Look at her.Ironic name all things considered
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I was searching for Diane Baker. Then, she popped up. Look at her.Ironic name all things considered
Displaced from their homelands and at constant odds with bordering landowners & local neighbors, these gnomes have chosen to eschew their normally isolated & pastoral lifestyle, and instead raid wealthy & poor alike for food & shiny objects.
Knowing instinctively that raccoons need little training in these activities, these creatures became natural allies & can communicate without issue. Gnome reivers live alone & entirely in raccoon nests, leading to much speculation & many jests about their intimate cohabitation, only coming together instinctively at the scent of nearby easy loot.
Although cowardly & timid by nature, reivers are emboldened by numbers; but like their raccoon mounts, are prone to fighting with each other over food or the slightest insult. Thus rarely are they found alone, though it must also be noted that reivers are never friendly, especially hating extended family, and gnome reiver bands never stick together for longer than is absolutely necessary.
I was searching for Diane Baker. Then, she popped up. Look at her.
She looks like a generic 1980's lady.
I really Wana see this shopped with Russel Greer's face and gimp shuffle
I just want to take her out for a root beer float and a night of ice skating.
Even better is now she'd do it without the coke (or maybe she would), and everyone would think you were cute skating with your grandma.I just want to take her out for a root beer float and a night of ice skating.
Bullshit, I see no backyard filled with males.View attachment 2817116
Captain Syrup, more like Captain Milkhake.