Last Will and Testament

[deeman]

The talk about his death made me think (Sorry for off-topic) that, if he doesnt get a caretaker of any sort, and Barb is gone, how long before somebody finds him?

 

[CatParty]

The talk about his death made me think (Sorry for off-topic) that, if he doesnt get a caretaker of any sort, and Barb is gone, how long before somebody finds him?

how many irl people are concerned that he is alive?

 

[InaudibleSlink]

The talk about his death made me think (Sorry for off-topic) that, if he doesnt get a caretaker of any sort, and Barb is gone, how long before somebody finds him?

how many irl people are concerned that he is alive?

Employees at McDonalds,worried parents,security guards and the boyfriend free girls.Not that they like him mind you but the longer hes around the longer they have to deal with and

 

[bradsternum]

The talk about his death made me think (Sorry for off-topic) that, if he doesnt get a caretaker of any sort, and Barb is gone, how long before somebody finds him?

Reminds me a bit of Baby Man, aka William Windsor, an adult baby who irritated all of his neighbors because of his pants-shitting activities. He had a heart attack, and they didn't find him until the mailman got suspicious because the mail was piling up. At that point, Mr. Windsor was a blob of goo and maggots.

Interestingly, Baby Man was the heir to the Popular Mechanics fortune, as well as a former Broadway star. So, he had more going for him than Chris does.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

He doesn't need a will.
Chris loves his material possessions so much he'll be buried with them so he can take them with him to the afterlife like an Egyptian Pharaoh, only his pyramid will be made of lego bricks.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I would be best to first determine whether or not Chris is even aware of his own mortality.

He is, because that's why he got the hooker. But it never occurred to him to write a will or anything like that.

Yeah, wills are things that give stuff to other people. Why would Chris care about that?

 

[Henry Bemis]

The talk about his death made me think (Sorry for off-topic) that, if he doesnt get a caretaker of any sort, and Barb is gone, how long before somebody finds him?

How many irl people are concerned that he is alive?

More to the point, how many of those people care enough about Chris to take whatever his hypothetical will grants them*?

(and not immediately toss it)

 

[Satoru182]

A will, is to give your possessions to those behind and it takes some measure of generosity to do so, a thing a don't see Chris doing for anyone except his pets or her mother. The poor sap will rot with all the shit instead of GIVE it to someone else.

Instead of hoarding toys and games the poor tardyman should free himself of the earthly possessions starting by selling his older games. True collectors of sega and such could find a better use for some of that stuff, and CWC could have some extra cash NOW, to pay the prohibitively expensive($100) prostitute he actually needs.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

"I, Christian Weston Chandler, being of sound mind..."

That just fucks it all right there.

 

[BiggerJ]

This documentary about what happens to people's bodies and property when a next of kin cannot be found comes to mind.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

The sonic totem will mark where he was buried and all of the HONEST AND TRUE fans will cum in a glass of fanta and pour it on a curb.

 

[Thetan]

He's already done a wedding comic: so maybe a funeral comic to commemorate his impending death?

I'm sure that it would be depicted as a grand event in CWCville, attended by all of his little abominations and other 'luminaries'.

Either that, or maybe he's got himself convinced that, like Patti, he'll be able to live another, happier life in CWCville once he shuffles off this mortal coil.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Oh man, I'd love to see how he'd draw a comic of his funeral. He'd have everyone who ever stressed him in the past crying at his coffin and wishing they'd treated him better

 

[Coldgrip]

Oh man, I'd love to see how he'd draw a comic of his funeral. He'd have everyone who ever stressed him in the past crying at his coffin and wishing they'd treated him better

And the next panel would have him miraculously coming back to life and proclaiming the he is Christian Weston Chandler, creator of all Sonichu, son of Robert Chandler and that he has risen and has forgiven all. Except those those who have trolled him, who he then casts into a fiery lake.

 

[Sakamoto]

A forklift bears the casket, constructed of lego bricks and reenforced with tape, in a funeral procession down the main street of CWCville. Walking alongside the casket is a crying Sonichu, comforted by his wife Rosechu, and newly appointed Mayor-for-Life Crystal Weston Chandler. Following behind are the Chaotic Combo, and a float with Robbee Sonee and the TomGirls preforming. The body of CWC, dressed in formal tomgirl attire and Sonichu medallion, is laid in state at CWCville Mall, where the citizens of CWCville are required to file by and pay their respects by leaving offerings of McDonalds food and orange Fanta. As the smell becomes unbearable, the casket is sealed with more legos and tape, and taken to the Destiny Cave. Ever the loyal dog, Patti-chan chooses to be entombed with her master. Dump-trucks filled with the contents of Chris' home arrive and dump their cargo at the entrance of the cave, sealing it off forever.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Dump-trucks filled with the contents of Chris' home arrive and dump their cargo at the entrance of the cave, sealing it off forever.

Nah, Robbie Sonee and the Tomgirls play "Revive Zordon" and collapse the cave entrance XD

 

[José Mourinho]

It could be worse. He might even draw a comic about his reincarnation.