Laughable wikiHow guides

[Le Bateleur]

wikiHow is a website that lets anyone create step-by-step guides on any topic.

The unwritten rule of wikiHow seems to be that either the topic of the guide must be vaguely sensible but the author insane, vice-versa, or both.

This leads to gems such as the following:

• How to become a successful furry on MySpace
• How to get pregnant using Instead Cups
  
• How to pretend to be a wolf
• How to be Indie (for girls)
• How to be enigmatic
• How to get a man to leave his wife
• How to prepare for life under a welfare state as a recipient

 

[Bugaboo]

http://www.wikihow.com/Run-Like-Naruto

 

[littlebiscuits]

://www.wikihow.com/Run-Like-Naruto

related:

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-True-Naruto-Fan
http://www.wikihow.com/Mimic-Naruto-Characters

edit: OH GOD WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THESE

http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-Sakura-Haruno
http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-Master-Jiraiya

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Compete-with-an-Enemy

 

[OBAMATRON]

I think these are just the sub sections of the "how to have autism" article.

 

[Blueberry]

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Modern-Day-Hipster
http://www.wikihow.com/Not-Be-a-Rabid-Otaku
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Slutty

 

[NavierStoked]

]http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Slutty

That "Wikihow to be Slutty" one is terrible. It leaves out the part where you suck off multiple cocks at once, while getting pounded. 0/10 would not follow.

 

[The Knife]

http://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Fairy

Note: "Listen to Dubstep" is nowhere on the list.

 

[Dr. Meme]

http://www.wikihow.com/Compete-with-an-Enemy

Followed by "How to throw the police off your trail while hiding a body"

 

[Blueberry]

http://www.wikihow.com/Quit-Using-Heroin

 

[Hodor Roll]

How to pretend to be a wolf

Yeah, this one is perfect for Jace.

 

[NavierStoked]

Here are some articles that everybody on this forum (excluding me) need to read and take to heart.

http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Being-a-Loser
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Cool

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-The-Joker

For those of you who want to act like a character from a movie! Best tips--don't actually carry weapons, don't actually give yourself a Glasglow smile, and don't actually commit crimes.

EDIT: best picture:

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Here are some articles that everybody on this forum (excluding me) need to read and take to heart.

http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Being-a-Loser
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Cool

But to Be Cool it says be myself who is not cool. Make up your mind!

 

[Fialovy]

http://www.wikihow.com/Hold-in-Your-Poop-in-Embarrassing-Situations

Self Explanitory

 

[Dr. Mario]

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Kawaii-Girl
http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-an-Anime-or-Manga-Character

"What to you want to be? An emo, quiet guy like Sasuke in Naruto, hyper like Naruto, the strong girl like Askuna, or like her slave Anthy, are you crazy like Ryoko on Tenchi Universe?
Want to be bishounen (those pretty boy, weird androgynous anime guys)?"

[Edit] It had to be added: http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-Hitsugaya-Toushirou

 

[Le Bateleur]

How to Start a Greaser Gang in Junior High School

Shows you how to get from

to

Includes a handy section on switchblades ("only use it for show, don't kill anyone.")

 

[NavierStoked]

This is a good one:

http://www.wikihow.com/Become-Famous-on-the-Internet

 

[wheat pasta]

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-People-Believe-You're-a-Mermaid-at-School

 

[SparksterSanjulo]

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-an-Internet-Princess