Laughable wikiHow guides

[Quail]

This is a good one:

http://www.wikihow.com/Become-Famous-on-the-Internet

How to become internet famous:

1. Make a comic about your OC character which is a cross between Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu
2. Publish it on the internet.
3. ???
4. Congratulations! you are now a lolcow!
5. There is no profit.

 

[Le Bateleur]

How to know if you've become addicted to wearing diapers (as an adult)

Thankfully, wikiHow will also tell you how to stop an adult disposable diaper addiction.

 

[Pikonic]

http://m.wikihow.com/Date-the-Nerdy-Girl

SMART GIRLS ARE RARE AND TERRIFYING!

 

[DavidFerrie]

http://m.wikihow.com/Date-the-Nerdy-Girl

SMART GIRLS ARE RARE AND TERRIFYING!

"Drop the date and sex mentality. A lot of nerdy girls prefer to maintain their virginity up until marriage trying to have sex with her after dating her will lead to her not liking you and hurting a chance to have another date."

Funny -- every single female bookworm/nerd I've ever dated has been an absolute hornball.

 

[Dark Mirror Hole]

http://www.wikihow.com/Bathe-or-Shower-when-You-Know-There-Is-a-Lizard-in-the-Bathroom

 

[Ariel]

http://m.wikihow.com/Get-a-Desi-(Indian-or-Pakistani)-Guy-to-Like-You

 

[Lion-with-the-mouse]

I clicked 'random article' to see what I got. This one isn't necessarily bad (I can't really be the judge since I have little idea how the American school system works), but its name did give me a bit of a laugh regarding OPL.
http://www.wikihow.com/Lazily-Achieve-Placement-on-the-Honour-Roll

And then there's these:
http://www.wikihow.com/Form-an-Animal-Pack
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-1,000-Tumblr-Followers-in-Less-than-2-Weeks

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

http://m.wikihow.com/Become-Famous-when-You-Are-Talentless
Make a ridiculous video and post it on YouTube.

 

[A-Stump]

'Watch your children as you change their diapers. If you find yourself wishing you could wear their wet and/or soiled diapers, but find yourself still wearing a dry diaper, and when you make the move to change that feeling, it's addiction time upcoming! But, if you just threw the diaper out instead, your a good parent and you are in no way addicted to wearing diapers yourself.'

Hmm...y...yea

 

[SparksterSanjulo]

How to Admit to a Foot Fetish

• Your partner may see an advantage to this, and start forcing you to smell/lick/kiss her feet for long amounts of time.
• If she likes nail polish, tell her that she should try a certain color, or a certain color would look good on her feet. This one works like a charm. Later on she will notice you always look at them and start to question. Hopefully she doesn't find it weird.

And when you tell your partner you have a foot fetish, don't forget:

• Act a little nervous. Though your foot fetish may be something you've had for years and seems perfectly normal to you, you should be considerate of your partner.

 

[Axiom]

And when you tell your partner you have a foot fetish, don't forget:

• Act a little nervous. Though your foot fetish may be something you've had for years and seems perfectly normal to you, you should be considerate of your partner.

Remember kids: have the decency to be ashamed of your sexuality!

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Oh, God. I just found Date Ed:

http://www.wikihow.com/Keep-a-Phone-Conversation-Going-with-Your-Girlfriend

 

[Trombonista]

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-over-Eav...t-You-Had-Without-Knowing-It-Was-Eavesdropped

 

[SparksterSanjulo]

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-over-Eav...t-You-Had-Without-Knowing-It-Was-Eavesdropped

Don't be ashamed to masturbate.

This made me crack up so hard.

 

[waffle]

I'll ask the big question. Why would I want to do any of these things?

 

[Pikonic]

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-over-Eav...t-You-Had-Without-Knowing-It-Was-Eavesdropped

That's oddly specific.

Give yourself a breast exam I guess.

If you believe in God, pray to him daily. Pray to God daily to help you and ask Him for strength when you feel yourself slipping mentally. God knows what happened to you and He feels your pain and He feels it more than you may think He does sometimes. He can heal your wounds. Trust Him if you believe in God.

I'm sorry. WHAT?!?

 

[Luz Noceda]

http://www.wikihow.com/Use-wikiHow

 

[SparksterSanjulo]

How to Use an Ouija Board

• If the pointer repeatedly goes to eight, the spirit is angry. Eights are considered unlucky after "Wild Bill" Hickok's death hand of aces and eights. Somehow this superstition has found its way into Ouija lore. Don't worry about it unless you're a gunfighter and are using your Ouija board in Deadwood, South Dakota.

 

[BriarHeart]

How to Blink

This is an actual instructional guide. On how to blink. Welp, at least it can't get any more-

How to Breathe (14 Steps)

...well, shit. I got nothing.

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Pierce-Your-Own-Penis