Laughable wikiHow guides

[Piga Dgrifm]

How to not shit yourself:

http://www.wikihow.com/Hold-in-Your-Poop-in-Embarrassing-Situations

1wikihow1cup:

http://www.wikihow.com/Defecate-in-a-Cup

Haters gonna hate:

http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-With-Furry-Haters

This...:

http://www.wikihow.com/React-when-Your-Spouse-Is-Wearing-Diapers

 

[Meowthkip]

http://www.wikihow.com/React-when-Your-Spouse-Is-Wearing-Diapers

 

[AnOminous]

How to not shit yourself:

By not shitting yourself.

Haters gonna hate:

http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-With-Furry-Haters

PROTIP: If you are a furry, you can deal with furry haters by committing sudoku.

This...:

http://www.wikihow.com/React-when-Your-Spouse-Is-Wearing-Diapers

Similarly, sudoku is recommended.

 

[Bugaboo]

The art here is far better than it deserves to be

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Recognize-Autism-Symptoms-in-Yourself

 

[ZehnBoat]

http://www.wikihow.com/Recognize-Autism-Symptoms-in-Yourself

excuse me, but aspergers is not autism. aspies only try to steal the limelight from the true and honest autistics.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Wikihow users have the sphincter control of a parakeet.

http://www.wikihow.com/Manage-Diarrhea-at-School

 

[ZehnBoat]

http://www.wikihow.com/Tell-if-You're-Dreaming
Part 1 of 3: Checking while you're awake

or just buy a spinning top

 

[Clownshirt]

This whole thread makes me laugh in the ugliest, snortiest of ways. I want to throw Winner ratings everywhere.

http://www.wikihow.com/Break-Up-with-Your-Boyfriend-when-You're-in-Love-with-Someone-Else

This whole list is rife with terrible advice (imo), but chief among them is the incredibly optimistic advice to 'get them to be friends before you break up' and also in that vein 'hang out together, all three of you - maybe you can call yourselves the Three Musketeers!' (This, presumably after you've broken up with your boyfriend for the other guy.)

 

[ZehnBoat]

http://www.wikihow.com/Water-Orchids

http://www.wikihow.com/Focus-on-One-Thing
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Different
http://www.wikihow.com/Say-Useful-Things-in-Romanian
http://www.wikihow.com/Amuse-Yourself-on-a-Plane
perhaps watch gladiator films?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

http://www.wikihow.com/Water-Orchids

http://www.wikihow.com/Focus-on-One-Thing
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Different
http://www.wikihow.com/Say-Useful-Things-in-Romanian
http://www.wikihow.com/Amuse-Yourself-on-a-Plane
perhaps watch gladiator films?

I always amuse myself on planes by looking out of the window and then shouting suddenly: "Hey, where did the wing go?"

 

[Olhelm]

http://www.wikihow.com/Start-a-Cleaning-Business

http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Around-the-Girl-You-Like

http://www.wikihow.com/Gain-Weight

Why does Wikihow love hydrocephalics?

 

[Positron]

How to stop staring at a girl's boobs

How to make boobs on Mac Grapher

x²+y³+z³+20cos(x)=25. Make you feel sorry you didn't pay attention in math class don't you?

 

[trueandhonestfan]

http://www.wikihow.com/Apologize

This one would be great for Chris.

 

[Meowthkip]

PROTIP: If you are a furry, you can deal with furry haters by committing sudoku.



Similarly, sudoku is recommended.

http://www.wikihow.com/Solve-a-Sudoku

 

[Positron]

How to Regrow Foreskin

How to Stop Premature Ejaculation

"I'm a mathsexual bunnykin!"

 

[SU 390]

http://www.wikihow.com/Start-a-Cleaning-Business

http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Around-the-Girl-You-Like

http://www.wikihow.com/Gain-Weight

Why does Wikihow love hydrocephalics?

"I'm a fucking loser."

bleearghpffftfuuuuuu intensifies

Doctor: "I'll prescribe you medicine to lower your cholestrol."

Guy: "Oh thank God! But my nostrils are still okay, right?!"

Doctor: "Yes."

Guy: "Fuck yes!"

Wikihow users have the sphincter control of a parakeet.

http://www.wikihow.com/Manage-Diarrhea-at-School

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"The urge to prevent myself from talking shit is so hard!"

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

If you soil your pants try spraying perfume or cologne if available and cover the back of your trousers with your book bag or shirt. If you manage to successfully make it to lunch time instead of clenching your way into the cafeteria, run straight to the restroom, sit on a toilet and let it loose.

http://www.wikihow.com/Poop-While-Standing-up-at-a-Toilet

Spoiler

It has been 0 days since WikiHow has shat itself.

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Live-Happily-Ever-After

http://www.wikihow.com/Use-a-Computer

MISSLUNAROSE IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.wikihow.com/Stim

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Responsible-Eldest-Sister

 

[SU 390]

http://www.wikihow.com/Live-Happily-Ever-After

http://www.wikihow.com/Use-a-Computer

MISSLUNAROSE IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.wikihow.com/Stim

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Responsible-Eldest-Sister

'SOON' [eyes glowing red]