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Are you a shut-in and do you want to take it to the next level by completely shutting yourself off from the civilization and be a hermit?

Fear no more.

I find this is not very true to that one Ren and Stimpy episode where Ren becomes a hermit.

It doesn't even go over what to do if this happens:

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Are you a shut-in and do you want to take it to the next level by completely shutting yourself off from the civilization and be a hermit?

Fear no more.
WikiHow said:
In the spirit of hermitdom, it is probably best to choose somewhere hidden, small, and modest. Better still if it's environmentally friendly.
Even hermits have to do their part!
 
Even hermits have to do their part!

"If you never want to see humans ever again (which isn't how most hermits work), you may have a type of avoidant personality disorder, PTSD (post traumatic stress disorder) or another undiagnosed mental illness. These two, for example, can make you feel a strong desire to avoid people (so can SAD (Social Anxiety Disorder), but to a lesser extent). Is this at all possible? "


A real hermit would never question himself.
 
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