Laughable wikiHow guides

[DementedCupcake]

The pictures alone make this wikihow disturbing. The "steps" make it worse.
http://www.wikihow.com/Observe-People

Um....I've got no words:
"How to Think"
http://www.wikihow.com/Think

 

[Watermelon1337]

How to Act Like a Mermaid At School

http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-a-Mermaid-at-School

 

[CatParty]

http://pt.wikihow.com/Ser-Festeiro

misslunarose is BACK

http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Disabled-Character

 

[WhoopieDoo]

Um....I've got no words:
"How to Think"
http://www.wikihow.com/Think

This actually seems like a fairly good guide. It's a bit light in content and the drawings are silly, but the advice and steps seems to be pretty good.

Good thinking is a skill, just like most things you do.

How to Give Yourself a Tattoo Without a Gun

Rated 4 stars.

There used to be a different page with pictures where girl tattooed a star on her wrist, I can't find it now so it probably got deleted, but the result looked like complete shit. But at least it was honest, unlike this crap which makes you believe you end up with a beautiful mermaid on your arm.


Wanna-be touch guys around the world rejoice! You too now can learn How to Have an Attitude!

Want to go a step further? Now you; yes YOU can learn How to Become a Badass

Advanced courses in How to Be Edgy and How to Be a Skinhead are also available.


Does you new tough guy badass persona get banned from bars? Fix that by learning How to Disguise Yourself

And is your new tough guy badass persona still not getting laid? Then just Fake a Hickey

 

[Krampus]

http://www.wikihow.com/Become-an-Ultimate-Anime-Fan

 

[autisticdragonkin]

http://www.wikihow.com/Become-an-Ultimate-Anime-Fan

 

[Adamska]

That looks like a still where a person is mutating due to being the Thing. Either way, that's some serious dead face and Habsburg Jaw.

 

[Megapiss]

 

[Wi-fi Calcium]

http://www.wikihow.com/Understand-Feminism

 

[Adamska]

http://www.wikihow.com/Understand-Feminism

There are no words, only bouncing and squeaking. Also internal screams of terror and damnation.

 

[RIck Sanchez]

misslunarose is BACK

http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Disabled-Character

>The girl on the right
Are they implying homosexuality is a disability?

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Strong-Independent-Woman

http://www.wikihow.com/Take-Care-of-a-Chameleon

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Up-in-the-Morning

http://www.wikihow.com/Identify-Trauma-in-Autistic-People

http://www.wikihow.com/Meet-John-Cena

 

[Abethedemon]

http://www.wikihow.com/Write-Your-Own-Last-Will-and-Testament

http://www.wikihow.com/Care-for-a-"My-Little-Pony"-Toy

• Do NOT take your pony somewhere where it could be lost or pony-napped!

 

[Florence]

http://m.wikihow.com/Spy-on-Your-Friends
"Do not hide in places your friend will never look."

 

[RepQuest]

http://www.wikihow.com/Understand-Feminism

Flapping at the speed of sound...

 

[Darwin Watterson]

http://www.wikihow.com/Handle-a-Dog-Attack
They changed the images, but it used to have this little gem:

 

[AnOminous]

http://www.wikihow.com/Handle-a-Dog-Attack
They changed the images, but it used to have this little gem:

What is the substance dripping out of that smiling dog's mouth?

 

[Darwin Watterson]

What is the substance dripping out of that smiling dog's mouth?

Ask Sarah Nyberg.

Also, here's "How to Not Be Creepy"

Spoiler: Images

This one reminds me of Chris when he's being "threatening:"

"How to Ruin a Wedding" or "How to Act Like a Massive Sperg at a Wedding"
Archived, because it's being considered for deletion. The archive link still works okay, but you have to select the text. I screencapped the entire page, because it's a really..."interesting" read and Archive.is is being a faggot.

Spoiler: Giant Image

"How to Live it Up Before You're 12"

Spoiler: Images

"How to Inconspicuously Stare at Someone"

• If they catch you staring, don't turn away right away or it will be obvious. Instead, try to change to the first method.
• Really try for that glazed-over look in method one
• Carrying a drink helps
• Pretend to be throwing garbage away

• Don't talk to the person when walking by, because you might crack up

"How to be Cutely Insane"

Spoiler: Images

• a catch phrase could maybe be like : "momma got her some new shoes" or possibly "oops" but in a cute fashion ok? also i really want a puppy for christmas but if dad doesnt get one its ok also dont forget to not eat too much garlic or else people will think youre weird but its ok just dont because thats how i lost my first date with bad breath not by acting insane also dont really be insane or else we cant be responsible for your actions

• Do not go overboard, or you will be counted as totally irritating to the sensitive skin of others.

 

[Florence]

How to make a fan-made Sonic character

Also, here's "How to Not Be Creepy"

Spoiler: Images

They've both got that strangely smug look.

 

[CatParty]