Laughable wikiHow guides

[JP 307]

5 Ways to Control Erosion

"hhmmm how can I control one of earth's natural functions?"

Find a Modern Day Mr. Darcy

aka "guaranteed to never get you a date"

Confess to an Online Lover That You Are Hiding a Secret

NO WORDS

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Spoiler: Not to be read while eating

How to Check Your Health by Poop or Stool Colors (NSFW)

Too many black stools may turn out to tell you that you have colon cancer and are bleeding inside. Too black, too hard, for too long Get to the doctor.

How to Use a Urinal Without Splashing Yourself

How to Drink Urine (no pictures, thank Christ)

How to Pee in the Ocean As a Woman Wearing Board Shorts

 

[SU 390]

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Fake-Picture-With-Famous-People-to-Impress-Your-Friends-and-Family

http://www.wikihow.com/Win-a-Tickle-Fight

http://www.wikihow.com/Lick-Your-Elbow

In order to win a tickle fight, fuck her right in the ass.

How to Make Cosplay Costumes

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How To Control Premature Ejaculation

Dr Coxmongler

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How to Love Others

CHRIS?!?!?

I'm going to make you cum better by creepily staring and smile at you.

Seriously why do the artists of these self-help how to draw the most weirdest pictures?!

 

[Adamska]

I reckon it's bad artistry combined with some form of psychosis.

Anyway, since creating the seeds for an evil fertility cult whose key ritual is inducing periods in women, I've realized I'm a boring sad little man. I found this guide to try and make my life less of a horrible joke, then realized quite quickly that it was nothing but useless platitudes. I might have brain damage that makes me think I should stuff lemons up my nose, party with a rock in the rain, found ways to communicate to other primates why I'm a total loser, and am the leader of a terrifying fertility cult, but I'm not THAT stupid.

 

[SU 390]

I reckon it's bad artistry combined with some form of psychosis.

Anyway, since creating the seeds for an evil fertility cult whose key ritual is inducing periods in women, I've realized I'm a boring sad little man. I found this guide to try and make my life less of a horrible joke, then realized quite quickly that it was nothing but useless platitudes. I might have brain damage that makes me think I should stuff lemons up my nose, party with a rock in the rain, found ways to communicate to other primates why I'm a total loser, and am the leader of a terrifying fertility cult, but I'm not THAT stupid.

The artwork inmho is pretty well-drawn, but some of it is so bizzare. It doesn't even fit in with some of the advice that's being given. It's almost as if they want the artwork to be ridiculed. I'm the same way, boring and a sad sack of shit.

 

[Adamska]

The artwork inmho is pretty well-drawn, but some of it is so bizzare. It doesn't even fit in with some of the advice that's being given. It's almost as if they want the artwork to be ridiculed. I'm the same way, boring and a sad sack of shit.

I have good news then; you can fill the emptiness of your soul with lards and sugar. I mean, it worked for the Greedy after all.

Alternatively, fill that emptiness with the Holy Ghost.

 

[Meowthkip]

Confess to an Online Lover That You Are Hiding a Secret

NO WORDS

Did Humon draw this?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Sonic-Story-(Without-Pictures)

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Create-an-Adult-Movie

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Punk-Pop

 

[Charlie's Chaplin]

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Punk-Pop

I know that's supposed to be a hood, but it's drawn a hell of a lot more like a hijab.

 

[Abethedemon]

http://www.wikihow.com/Smell-Like-a-Princess

 

[Silver]

http://www.wikihow.com/Not-Feel-out-of-Place-if-You-Like-Pokemon

 

[JP 307]

Filter Porn Web Sites on Your Computer

my christmas gift to all of you

Spoiler

protip: there's no porn there

Smile With the Eyes

"I KNOW WHERE THE BODIES ARE BURIED"

 

[Adamska]

So my evil fertility cult failed horrendously, and that guide to having an exciting life was a joke and did little more but make me mad. So as I became an e-activist while conveying my sadness to all ape-kind, I realized that I needed to take it out on the world.

I even found a guide on how to be a tyrant to fulfill this goal.

 

[The Joker]

wat
http://www.wikihow.com/Cope-with-Sex-as-a-Teenage-Boy

 

[Charlie's Chaplin]

wat
http://www.wikihow.com/Cope-with-Sex-as-a-Teenage-Boy

The t-shirt with "JUST DO IT" repeated and repeated is at odds to what the article is trying to say!

 

[SU 390]

http://www.wikihow.com/Create-an-Adult-Movie

"Shh, not now, I'm masturbating. I'll be finished with those business reports in about an hour."

 

[meatslab]

Welp.

How to Treat Mice With Penile Prolapse

 

[Meowthkip]

Welp.

How to Treat Mice With Penile Prolapse

I was so relived that there weren't any illustrations.

 

[Golly]

Welp.

How to Treat Mice With Penile Prolapse

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