Laughable wikiHow guides

[SU 390]

http://www.wikihow.com/Prove-Korn-Is-Nu-Metal

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Metal-Chick

http://www.wikihow.com/Dress-Metal-(Girls)

http://www.wikihow.com/Like-Blood-on-the-Dance-Floor-Without-Getting-Harassed-or-Any-Hate

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Metalcore

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Joey-Jordison-Slipknot-Mask

http://www.wikihow.com/Do-Hardcore-Dance-Moves

http://www.wikihow.com/Tell-if-You-Are-a-Metal-Poser

"Oh yeah! Blood on the Dance Floor is the greatest band ever! Is my mic on?! Phew, that was close. Almost got called a faggot. This is my tenth time this week being called a fag."

Being kawaii desu ne and metal too? I'm not sure how that will work.

"We're so totally metalheads and not definitely not doing this to chase dick."
"Fuck, Melody! You're always blowing our plans! This is the last time I'm ever bringing a redhead to my circle of friends!"

 

[Hat]

The author of the above might do well to consider all 14 steps of http://m.wikihow.com/Tell-if-You-Are-a-Racist

Alternate title: How to convert to SJW-ism and get offended by everything.

 

[Ultimate Grisby]

http://www.wikihow.com/Have-a-Baby-in-Club-Penguin

I never played Club Penguin. So I guess you get a cute baby penguin NPC in certain conditions?

Uh...

What...

WHY

WHY IS THIS A THING

 

[For The Internet]

The author of the above might do well to consider all 14 steps of http://m.wikihow.com/Tell-if-You-Are-a-Racist

> writes guide about not being racist
> depicts one black person and a ton of white people

 

[Hat]

I especially like point four of part three:

Take people seriously when they call something racist. Maybe it is racism, maybe it isn't, but don't make a habit of dismissing people when they feel they've been a victim of racism, or when they point out something they believe is racist. Examine the situation and do what you can to help. Even if you can't see how something is racist right away, give the person the benefit of the doubt.

That's some grade-A logic there.

 

[Dilbertmann]

http://www.wikihow.com/Have-a-Baby-in-Club-Penguin

I never played Club Penguin. So I guess you get a cute baby penguin NPC in certain conditions?



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WHY IS THIS A THING

OH DEAR GOD WHAT IS THIS AUTISM

THE ENDTIMES HAVE COME

 

[AnOminous]

The author of the above might do well to consider all 14 steps of http://m.wikihow.com/Tell-if-You-Are-a-Racist

If you write a WikiHow called this, you are a racist!

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Plan-Your-Own-Funeral

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Your-Teddy-Your-Best-Buddy

 

[JP 307]

Split an Atom

something tells me the average wikihow user is not that smart.

Defend Your Choice to Be Childless

"I WANT THE INHERITANCE DAMNIT"

Get Your Mother-in-Law to Move Out

URGE TO KILL RISING

 

[CatParty]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/faile...i-fetishist-lindsay-kantha-souvannarath.7744/

Oh

 

[Dollars2010]

How to stop saying the word "dude" so much

 

[The Joker]

http://www.wikihow.com/Know-the-Difference-Between-a-Princess-and-a-Fairy-Princess

Someone didn't have a happy birthday.

Is there a guide on how to fail to commit a mass shooting? Heretics on Holiday could write one from her prison cell!

 

[Hat]

Is there a guide on how to fail to commit a mass shooting? Heretics on Holiday could write one from her prison cell!

I don't think she's exactly qualified to give advice on that subject; she's hardly an expert.

 

[Dollars2010]

How to Know Thyself

 

[AnOminous]

How to Know Thyself

From that picture, it's apparently walk up behind yourself and rape yourself.

 

[Picklechu]

From that picture, it's apparently walk up behind yourself and rape yourself.

"How to Know Yourself in the Biblical Sense."

 

[Dollars2010]

How to Start Your Own Country

 

[Hat]

How to Start Your Own Country

5. Build an island. The ocean, as they say, is the last great frontier. International waters are owned by no nation, and this has spurred interest and activity.

 

[Meowthkip]

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Hello, new reaction image.

 

[Adamska]

Hello, new reaction image.

That face screams "My existence is pain." Quite possibly literally.

Speaking of the horror, I found THIS.

She has to be on at least three types of drugs with that face.