Laughable wikiHow guides

[Da Pickle Monsta]

How to Act Depressed.

http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Depressed

 

[qld]

How to Act Depressed.

http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Depressed

"For a play or 'some other performance.'" Such as - I don't want to go to Dad's, I want to wear diapers or I want to dress Emo!
Step 2: See: Wiki-how: How-to-trade-sex-for-favors

 

[Adamska]

How to Act Depressed.

http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Depressed

The article just screams "GIVE ME ATTENTION!" like a particularly chatty cat that hasn't been fed yet.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I think the eleven year old one is targeted towards preteens, Damn bro, you 11, you don't need a grill friend

In a little grassy bay between tall clumps of Mediterranean heather, two children, a little boy of about seven and a little girl who might have been a year older, were playing, very gravely and with all the focussed attention of scientists intent on a labour of discovery, a rudimentary sexual game.

"Charming, charming!" the D.H.C. repeated sentimentally.

"Charming," the boys politely agreed. But their smile was rather patronizing. They had put aside similar childish amusements too recently to be able to watch them now without a touch of contempt. Charming? but it was just a pair of kids fooling about; that was all. Just kids.

"I always think," the Director was continuing in the same rather maudlin tone, when he was interrupted by a loud boo-hooing.

From a neighbouring shrubbery emerged a nurse, leading by the hand a small boy, who howled as he went. An anxious-looking little girl trotted at her heels.

"What's the matter?" asked the Director.

The nurse shrugged her shoulders. "Nothing much," she answered. "It's just that this little boy seems rather reluctant to join in the ordinary erotic play. I'd noticed it once or twice before. And now again to-day. He started yelling just now …"

"Honestly," put in the anxious-looking little girl, "I didn't mean to hurt him or anything. Honestly."

"Of course you didn't, dear," said the nurse reassuringly. "And so," she went on, turning back to the Director, "I'm taking him in to see the Assistant Superintendent of Psychology. Just to see if anything's at all abnormal."

"Quite right," said the Director. "Take him in. You stay here, little girl," he added, as the nurse moved away with her still howling charge. "What's your name?"

"Polly Trotsky."

"And a very good name too," said the Director. "Run away now and see if you can find some other little boy to play with."

 

[Pocoyo]

How to Act Depressed.

http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Depressed

How to insult people who actually suffer from Depression.

 

[Bucharest]

How to Be a World Citizen
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-World-Citizen

Don't be this guy.

How to Date a US Navy Sailor
http://www.wikihow.com/Date-a-US-Navy-Sailor

"No, seriously honey- I'm the joke of my division. I barely eeked out of A-school and my chief is asking I don't re-up. It's a miracle I haven't been dishonorably discharged yet-"
"That's fine dear, I understand!"

How to Escape a Sinking Ship
http://www.wikihow.com/Escape-a-Sinking-Ship

Step Seven: find out which boat Michael Moore's getting into. You'll probably be adrift for awhile and will end up eating someone, anyway...

How to Avoid Being Shot
http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Being-Shot

...Don't be this guy.

 

[CatParty]

How to understand diaper lovers

How to cope with wearing diapers to school

How to react when your teenager is wearing diapers

@Holden should read this one

 

[Florence]

How to Be a World Citizen
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-World-Citizen

Don't be this guy.

"Gaze in awe at my penis!"

 

[Meowthkip]

http://m.wikihow.com/Dress-Grunge

This one in particular amused me quite a bit.

 

[Mick92]

This is why I prefer Instructables.

EDIT: Be Like Fluttershy

Oh yeah, I can see the similarities:

 

[BrokenEntity]

How to love: http://m.wikihow.com/Love

How to be like Barbie: http://m.wikihow.com/Be-Like-Barbie

How to be like Elsa from Frozen: http://m.wikihow.com/Be-Like-Elsa-from-Frozen

How to act like a cat: http://m.wikihow.com/Act-Like-a-Cat

How to be like a boy: http://m.wikihow.com/Be-Like-a-Boy-(Girls)
STEP 1: Don't use sweet bro and hella Jeff as a guide.

How to... ACT LIKE A BABY AGAIN?: http://m.wikihow.com/Act-Like-a-Baby-Again

 

[sarcasticslipandslide]

http://www.wikihow.com/Find-a-Gay-Relationship-when-You're-a-Foreigner-in-Poland
No funny pictures, but oddly specific. Also, this quote: "It is a widespread opinion that Kracov is the cradle of finest artists and noblest homosexuals, the most open-minded and gay-friendliest aglomeration of the Republic of Poland."

http://www.wikihow.com/Pet-a-Cat

"Everybody loves Hypnoto- I mean, Hypnocat!"

 

[Adamska]

I was originally going to mock how they actually bothered to write a manual for how to say "I love you" in French. I mean really, why not just google translate it; it takes less time and is about on par with what this lazy fuck wrote.Then I saw this:

I think saw this somewhere before...

 

[CatParty]

for all you hiccup fetishists
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-the-Hiccups

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-More-Approachable

http://www.wikihow.com/Redefine-Yourself

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Romantic-in-Bed

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Prevent-Drowning

http://www.wikihow.com/Shave-Your-Bikini-Line

http://www.wikihow.com/Look-Like-Rihanna

http://www.wikihow.com/Tell-if-You-Are-Self-Absorbed

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Special

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Head-Shy-Horse-To-Trust-You

http://www.wikihow.com/Remove-Porcupine-Quills

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Not sure if this is late or not, but one of the people on YouTube that I subscribed to put out a video a few years back on some WikiHow articles.

It's old but it's nice to see that some of the articles he mentioned are still there in some capacity.

Like how to avoid becoming a sexual predator.

 

[Linako 2.0]

http://www.wikihow.com/Enjoy-Minecraft
minecraft still bores me

 

[glutenfreebooty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Redefine-Yourself

I found the perfect article for Chris.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

No pictures, but...

How to Handle Rape While It's Happening.

... I don't even wanna know how they got the information for this. And I'm not sure how to feel when "out of their ass" is the best possible scenario.

 

[AnOminous]

No pictures, but...

How to Handle Rape While It's Happening.

No laughable pictures to go along with a laughable wikihow. What a pleb.

This advice is barely better than "lay back and enjoy it." I wonder if a rapist wrote it.