Laughable wikiHow guides

[Bugaboo]

http://m.wikihow.com/Choose-a-Favorite-Character-in-My-Little-Pony:-Friendship-Is-Magic
Yes, after you watch a children's show you must analyze the children's show to determine which colorful horse is best

 

[The Dude]

Jace could use this one:
How to be like John Cena

Spoiler

How to make a fan-made Sonic character

Spoiler

How to act like Sonic the Hedgehog

But, hedgehogs CAN swim. My hedgies love the water.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

But, hedgehogs CAN swim. My hedgies love the water.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

"Kill me."

http://www.wikihow.com/Soothe-a-Sore-Vagina

 

[Bugaboo]

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"Kill me."

http://www.wikihow.com/Soothe-a-Sore-Vagina

Dude if my vagina was sore I would be consulting a doctor not reading wikihow because vaginas are the strongest thing known to man

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-a-Runny-Nose

http://www.wikihow.com/Help-Someone-Overcome-a-Heroin-Addiction

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Friends-at-a-New-School

http://www.wikihow.com/Play-a-Prank

http://www.wikihow.com/Go-Streaking

http://www.wikihow.com/Prank-Call-High-School-Kids

 

[Le Bateleur]

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Prank-Call

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-a-Runny-Nose

http://www.wikihow.com/Help-Someone-Overcome-a-Heroin-Addiction

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Friends-at-a-New-School

http://www.wikihow.com/Play-a-Prank

http://www.wikihow.com/Go-Streaking

http://www.wikihow.com/Prank-Call-High-School-Kids

That last one is my new wallpaper.

 

[Positron]

"Hi, this is TJ. I'm calling to talk about the deal for my next erotic masterpiece. As you see it will be a smash hit that will change the whole literary landscape, so you won't mind if I have a million bucks up front, another 5M when I deliver the MS, a 20% royalty for the first million copies & a 30% cut afterwards, right?"

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Find-and-Care-for-a-Pet-Tardigrade-(-Water-Bear-)

 

[BrokenEntity]

http://www.wikihow.com/Play-a-Prank

http://www.wikihow.com/Go-Streaking

This doesn't look like a prank as much as it looks like an attempted murder by suffocation.

But the murderer is autistic, so instead of using harsh chemicals or something they used a small sheet of plastic wrap.

 

[AnOminous]

This doesn't look like a prank as much as it looks like an attempted murder by suffocation.

It's how Dexter prepped his victims, anyway.

 

[Bugaboo]

http://www.wikihow.com/Find-and-Care-for-a-Pet-Tardigrade-(-Water-Bear-)

This is possibly the most bizzare wikihow I have ever seen

 

[Zazie]

http://www.wikihow.com/Cook-Squirrel

Spoiler: That looks like a rat...

http://www.wikihow.com/Date-a-Cancer
So you mean, "How to Date Tumblr"? Oh wait, that's a different cancer...

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Hemorrhoids-Fast

Spoiler: Butts

http://www.wikihow.com/Remove-Grout

Spoiler: Is this the new Ghost Busters?

http://www.wikihow.com/Band-a-Goat (I have no idea if this is accurate, but the images are amazing.)

Spoiler: Goat balls

http://www.wikihow.com/Dress-European
Yes, because ~50 countries have a single fashion style .

http://www.wikihow.com/Treat-a-Woman
>88 co-authors.

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Flat-Stomach
>366 co-authors. Holy hell. The guide itself isn't actually too bad, but do they really need over 300 people for it?

http://www.wikihow.com/Survive-a-Long-Fall
Step 1: Be a cat.

http://www.wikihow.com/Contact-Jimmy-Carter
Because when I think of people I want to contact, I think of former presidents with cancer.

I'll stop there. The random article button is too much fun.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

http://www.wikihow.com/Survive-a-Long-Fall

What I don't understand is who they get to draw the illustrations (and how anybody would be able to read this article while falling)

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Survive-in-the-Woods

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Persistent

http://www.wikihow.com/Treat-a-Fungal-Ear-Infection

 

[Evilboshe]

http://www.wikihow.com/Pass-As-a-Guy-and-Still-Be-Scene-or-Emo-(for-FTM-Teens)

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Scene-or-Emo-Transgender-Female-(MTF-Teens)

 

[autisticdragonkin]

http://www.wikihow.com/Pass-As-a-Guy-and-Still-Be-Scene-or-Emo-(for-FTM-Teens)
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http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Scene-or-Emo-Transgender-Female-(MTF-Teens)
View attachment 49078

I don't see why there is a section on flaunting your sexuality in both of the articles

 

[Zazie]

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Exciting
"Be LOUD, if necessary. Not obnoxiously. Just don't whisper everything you say. Talking loud shows confidence." I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER HOW EXCITING I AM. DID I MENTION I'M EXCITING?

http://www.wikihow.com/Distress-Furniture
Alternatively, you could shout at it a lot.

http://www.wikihow.com/Repel-Cats
..Foil can give cats seizures. It's more than just "undesirable".

http://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Psychic-Medium
Someone watched too much That's So Raven.

http://www.wikihow.com/Compliment-Girls
>87 co-authors.

http://www.wikihow.com/Amaze-Everyone-With-How-One-Penny-Could-Make-You-Rich
What. I can't maths and even I know this is stupid.

http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Novel-About-Vampires
Article written by Stephenie Meyer.

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Fangirl
The girl who wrote the article looks exactly how I'd picture her.

http://www.wikihow.com/Pay-Attention-in-Class
Step One: Stop reading this article.

http://www.wikihow.com/Talk-to-Girls-as-a-Teen-Boy

Spoiler: Those are teenagers?

http://www.wikihow.com/Lift-Your-Butt

Spoiler: This "3D" is terrifying

What I don't understand is who they get to draw the illustrations (and how anybody would be able to read this article while falling)

Relevant: http://www.wikihow.com/Tell-if-You're-Dreaming

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

http://www.wikihow.com/Find-and-Care-for-a-Pet-Tardigrade-(-Water-Bear-)

"JUST FUCKING DO SOMETHING. GOD"