Laughing at Clown World Crypto Thread - Aka "post retarded meme coins and other funny shit from /biz/" thread

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you may have been gullible enough to buy into crypto but if you kept going after taking a single look at a telegram pump channel you are the whole carnival
 
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Ladies and gentlemen, can you smell it in the air? It's that time again. Shitcoin casino starting up.

Already managed to do a 2x off some idiotic meme token called "Robin Inu" last night. At this point it's too late for that one so buy something new. Shitcoin casino rules are pretty simple... if the token is over 24 hours old when you buy it, you'll probably get rekt. If you can't read through the bullshit and get a feel for sentiment in telegram, you'll get rekt. If you hold too long and don't take profits right away, you'll get rekt. If you want to up your difficulty level, go to BSC instead of Eth.

Obviously don't put in anything you're not willing to lose and be fully cognizant you may walk away with nothing. Same rules as a casino, except you don't have to wear pants when playing.

Happy hunting!
 
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Badungus Kabungus said:
Ladies and gentlemen, can you smell it in the air? It's that time again. Shitcoin casino starting up.

Already managed to do a 2x off some idiotic meme token called "Robin Inu" last night. At this point it's too late for that one so buy something new. Shitcoin casino rules are pretty simple... if the token is over 24 hours old when you buy it, you'll probably get rekt. If you can't read through the bullshit and get a feel for sentiment in telegram, you'll get rekt. If you hold too long and don't take profits right away, you'll get rekt. If you want to up your difficulty level, go to BSC instead of Eth.

Obviously don't put in anything you're not willing to lose and be fully cognizant you may walk away with nothing. Same rules as a casino, except you don't have to wear pants when playing.

Happy hunting!
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Having a great time friend!
 
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Yuri_ said:
A coin called "squid game" was released a few days ago. It started rising hard in price, and many people fomo'd in. Little did they know that it was impossible to sell their stack after buying in.

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There's no telling how much the "dev" ran away with, but it was probably a high 7 figures at least
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Squid game is growing again, and it has some pretty insane volume. What the fuck is wrong with people?
 
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I love bull season on 4chan.
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The Harrypotterobamasonic10 dev bought ads on Indian tuktuks.



Look at this masterpiece of a website:

The HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (Ticker:BITCOIN) Project

Before 2021, when time did not exist, the Ascended whispered through the umbral, "HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (Ticker:BITCOIN) is a store of value."
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The HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (Ticker:BITCOIN) Project

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Five or Six Stores said:
It's bots. Right? It has to be bots. People wouldn't still buy it.. right?
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To be fair some of it may actually be bots. Mostly it's people though. There are a lot of degens out there.

💗Freddie Freaker💗 said:
I love bull season on 4chan.
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So glad that poocoin is still around, I'm easily amused.

I also can't help but wonder what Chris Chan would think about the Pregnant Sonic coin.
 
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There's an officially licensed.... NBA TCG? called NBA TopShot https://www.instagram.com/nbatopshot/ It was made by Dapper Labs, who are apparently also working on Dr. Suess and UFC cryptobullshit.

I also have to mention that the company's instagram profile is just pages full of their female employees, it looks more like an escort service than a cryptocurrency business.

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