Laughing at Clown World Crypto Thread - Aka "post retarded meme coins and other funny shit from /biz/" thread

[skiar]

Wasn't that an actual rugpull though? All liquidity is gone according to DEXTools.

It's on BSC so won't show up on dextools. Here it is on coingecko. But yeah it is or at least it has all the hallmarks of one. The token has no actual function and the whole premise of the coin is to just buy and hold and "go to the moon". God how I have come to hate that phrase. I didn't really follow it so i'm not sure of the specifics but it had an insane marketing push. Lots of people who have zero knowledge of crypto bought into it because they saw an ad or a friend told them about it. The people who got in early will profit insane amounts and as usual the ones who bought late will be left holding the bags.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

It's on BSC so won't show up on dextools. Here it is on coingecko. But yeah it is or at least it has all the hallmarks of one. The token has no actual function and the whole premise of the coin is to just buy and hold and "go to the moon". God how I have come to hate that phrase. I didn't really follow it so i'm not sure of the specifics but it had an insane marketing push. Lots of people who have zero knowledge of crypto bought into it because they saw an ad or a friend told them about it. The people who got in early will profit insane amounts and as usual the ones who bought late will be left holding the bags.

Duh, right. I looked up some honeypot Erc20 token with the same name by accident. Some poor bastards made the same mistake too, judging from the history showing all buys and no sales. BSC variant sounds like yet another ponzi meme coin. I mean, name alone should've made it clear enough, but there's a sucker born every day. Good profits on meme coins if you get in early, but need to remember there's always a bigger fish and that the whole purpose of them is to rip people off.

 

[HumanHive]

Currency has no value. Buy gold today. TODAY.

You literally can’t and aren’t. The gold that’s being sold doesn’t exist. Remember those old ads for “star catalogs” where you could pay money to get stars named after your gf or whatever? Where it turned out they sold the “naming rights” to the same star over and over again, and even if that didn’t happen no scientific community would recognize it? That’s gold right now. You own paper certificates and nothing more. All the bullion is kept away from the common man.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

You literally can’t and aren’t. The gold that’s being sold doesn’t exist. Remember those old ads for “star catalogs” where you could pay money to get starts named after your gf or whatever? Where it turned out they sold the “naming rights” to the same star over and over again, and even if that didn’t happen no scientific community would recognize it? That’s gold right now. You own paper certificates and nothing more. All the bullion is kept away from the common man.

OK, I’ll bite... what are coin shops actually selling then if not bullion?

 

[HumanHive]

OK, I’ll bite... what are coin shops actually selling then if not bullion?

Vastly watered down coins.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

I started using /biz/ again after many years and I gotta say, I quite enjoy the men's locker room atmosphere. I can practically smell the sweaty jockstraps.

Bingus token is mooning. If your dingus is hard for Bingus and you've stocked up fat bags, rejoice!

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Bingus token is mooning. If your dingus is hard for Bingus and you've stocked up fat bags, rejoice!

Bagholders across the land must be celebrating. Damn Bingus performs better than most legit coins right now.

 

[Cool Dog]

Sometimes I get FOMO bad but then I remember all the people who have lost everything on this, how whitepapers are plagiarized left and right so its no like "lol just do your research" because its all fake. I'm not part of any secrit klub and this shit is rife with insider trading so if you're not in the club you're most likely gonna end a bagholder

I haven't been on /biz/ lately but the McDonalds coin had my sides in orbit.
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Holy shit how could anyone in their right mind put their money into this?

It looked like it. /biz/ scams this year are mostly animal/food coins and honeypot tokens that cannot be sold, those are used to trap bots that buy shit as soon as it goes on Uniswap.

Here's a good writeup of risk/reward in crypto as per /biz/. That would've been a number 7.

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Is anyone keeping track on how many times /biz/ got it right?

Also give me a quick rundown on uniswap plox

Hunter S. Thompson put it best when he said "It's a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat shit and die."
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I see this and I wonder if its even real or just another bait to get more dumb kids and normies to give their money away for internet monopoly money

You literally can’t and aren’t. The gold that’s being sold doesn’t exist. Remember those old ads for “star catalogs” where you could pay money to get starts named after your gf or whatever? Where it turned out they sold the “naming rights” to the same star over and over again, and even if that didn’t happen no scientific community would recognize it? That’s gold right now. You own paper certificates and nothing more. All the bullion is kept away from the common man.

Some banks sell tiny ingots, certified and everything

OK, I’ll bite... what are coin shops actually selling then if not bullion?

Its dead easy to make fake gold coins, most are full of lead or tungsten

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

If people were not dumb af and read a TA chart they would not be freaking out. Normies may be dumping into DOGEcoin but that is not making the market collapse. Zoom out and realize there is always corrections. Just look at how many time BTC has halved. I am laughing at newfags getting capitulated in this "bear market".

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Is anyone keeping track on how many times /biz/ got it right?

Link would be the big that /biz/ got right back in 2017. Made a bunch of smelly NEET millionaires.

If people were not dumb af and read a TA chart they would not be freaking out. Normies may be dumping into DOGEcoin but that is not making the market collapse. Zoom out and realize there is always corrections. Just look at how many time BTC has halved. I am laughing at newfags getting capitulated in this "bear market".

Doge is still uncomfortably high today, Elon's tweets aren't helping. It's also the rumors of Biden's crypto and capital gains taxes adding to it, at least in the mornings when the Americans are panic dumping.

 

[ditto]

Here's some classic /biz/ from 2017.

Can someone explain or link to an explanation of what is happening here?
It looks really entertaining I can't figure it out.

 

[Cool Dog]

Link would be the big that /biz/ got right back in 2017. Made a bunch of smelly NEET millionaires.

The one thing I thought it was a total scam, FML

 

[skiar]

Can someone explain or link to an explanation of what is happening here?
It looks really entertaining I can't figure it out.

OP anon offers to buy 50k of a coin for 0.03 eth per coin, 4X what its actually going for. Other anon thinks "wew easy money" and trades it. Turns out, OP anon lied and the trade offer he made actually offers to buy 50k of the coin for 0.03 eth total. Not 0.03 eth per coin but 0.03 eth for all of it, all 50k coins. Those 50k coins are actually worth 35 eth. OP anon pretended to be a retard who didn't quite know what he was doing but actually, he's a genius scammer.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Your username is Badungus Kabungus, please tell me you invested in Bingus. The names match too well, it has to be a sign.

I actually didn't, my meme shitcoin pick was grumpy, still holding that bag. Figured one cat meme shitcoin is enough.

Oh yeah, this seems appropriate today, grammar aside:

 

[skiar]

I actually didn't, my meme shitcoin pick was grumpy, still holding that bag. Figured one cat meme shitcoin is enough.

Oh yeah, this seems appropriate today, grammar aside:
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I hope you're prepared for sunday

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

I actually didn't, my meme shitcoin pick was grumpy, still holding that bag. Figured one cat meme shitcoin is enough.

Oh yeah, this seems appropriate today, grammar aside:
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I deleted my post because my second reply was wrong and the site wouldn't let me edit it, but darn. Tough luck on Grumpy, hopefully a miracle happens and it comes back to life.

When Bingus dips again you should buy some. Badungus Kabungus is a dingus fungus meatus flatus if he doesn't buy Bingus.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I hope you're prepared for sunday

I've got a stack of pink wojacks and I'm ready for the panic.

When Bingus dips again you should buy some. Badungus Kabungus is a dingus fungus if he doesn't buy Bingus.

But their memes are just so bad. Plus I'm technically still up on grumpy, so I'm riding that to either zero or a 10x. Anything possible in this market.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Its dead easy to make fake gold coins, most are full of lead or tungsten

I know, and it's a bigger problem with bars than coins, but @HumanHive seems to be saying that even government minted bullion is fake. Though he's probably trolling as he usually does.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

This Scrotus thing totally doesn't seem shady, not one bit. Everyone should be careful with giving wallet permissions on those airdrop sites, especially with Trust wallet. Apparently Metamask usually displays a warning if there's some shady permission request but Trust wallet doesn't.

Edit: TG makes it sound like they're airdropping for shilling. That's kinda hilarious, I'd send some into friends' wallets just for the reaction alone.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

This Scrotus thing totally doesn't seem shady, not one bit. Everyone should be careful with giving wallet permissions on those airdrop sites, especially with Trust wallet. Apparently Metamask usually displays a warning if there's some shady permission request but Trust wallet doesn't.

Edit: TG makes it sound like they're airdropping for shilling. That's kinda hilarious, I'd send some into friends' wallets just for the reaction alone.

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If they're using a shady site to airdrop, use an empty throwaway wallet.
Make shitty shill posts.
Gather some scrotus.
Send scrotus to friends' wallets.
???
Profit