Skitzocow Laura Lee Dykstra

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PRAYER ZONE:

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  • The Pope shaking Obama's hand at 9:23 on 9/23 means something significant spiritually has been set in motion by The Baphomet Satanic Transgender New World Order.
  • Obama's election day marks 7 years Christians had to prepare for 7 years of famine, mirroring the story of Joseph.
  • Some shit about "The Birthing of The Manchild":o, not sure what this is yet.
  • God told Laura when she was 3 years old that she would feed the world in times of famine. She mentions that this was over 40 years ago meaning she is at least 43 years old.
  • Apparently God is going to bring her a huge number of followers during "The Birthing of The Manchild":o.
  • Story about a Bible on her porch being a signal that she was appointed by God.
  • Lack of understanding about the workings of electricity.
  • Demonic music festival in Georgia called TomorrowWorld! Secret Illuminati ritual to possess people with demonic spirits.
  • She makes TomorrowWorld sound really fucking \M/ETAL.
  • Prays some more for God to keep TomorrowWorld off American soil. COVER THAT SOIL IN THE BLOOD OF JESUS!
  • Her friends are almost as crazy as she is.
  • continued her so far week long sperging about Atheism
  • Pope+Obama conspiracy to kill Christians
  • ~30 more minutes of praying
PASTOR NATE:

Summary:
  • Pastor Nate Introduced
  • Pastor Nate doesn't trust doctors unless you have an injury
  • If you go to a doctor for anything other than an injury IT'S SATANIC.
  • Diseases including cancer are caused by unclean spirits.
  • Just pray to Jesus and you'll be okay.
 
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I am glad I subscribed to her, some of her videos are gold. She reminds me of a more sain and less puppeted Crazy Gail.
 
Debroah Tavarez said:
Heres another preachy fuck to check out, a woman named exposed him: https://youtu.be/-vyhjIaOwqY
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Excellent necro 10/10

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On another note, what are you doing
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