💰 Grifter Laura Loomer / @looms93 - The Conservative Taylor Lorenz

[Frostnipped Todger]

She’s all Trump can pull without payment or coercion.

But he's already bought Melania.

Not many Bugatti owners go out of their way to get a clapped-out Honda Civic.

 

[Trombonista]

She’s the fucking Taylor Lorenz of the right.

I'm going to change the subtitle right now.

 

[JaneThough]

But he's already bought Melania.

Not many Bugatti owners go out of their way to get a clapped-out Honda Civic.

Would you call Melania a Bugatti or a Revoz with a cheap spoiler and gold rims?

Bugattis don’t need a ton of work to make them superior

 

[Waifu Days]

She lost and learned nothing, that is the mantra of the clownish Jewess.

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

But he's already bought Melania.

Not many Bugatti owners go out of their way to get a clapped-out Honda Civic.

Spoiler: "The Bugatti"

is 55, she definitely has days where she just doesn't want to "go for a ride".

Spoiler: "The Honda Civic"

is only 32 (holy shit she looks so much older), she definitely guzzles the worm like the earliest starvingest bird in the world as soon as Trump snaps his fingers.

 

[Core i7-3770K]

Maybe if Laura Loomer would wash her dirty bloomers, the judge wouldn't have thrown her case out on account of being unable to bear her stank.

Bugattis don’t need a ton of work to make them superior

Hard disagree. Everybody knows Eurotrash "supercars" in general, and Dago "supercars" in particular, spend more time on a lift than on the road.

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

her stank

Personally I think it reeks of rotting cheeze with worms and decomposing barf that's been put to boil.
If i had a time machine I'd use it to give Loomer to Mengele so he could make a superweapon out of her. Imagine all the jewish survivor accounts if they had to go through the Loomer gas chambers instead of the electric roller coaster.

 

[Core i7-3770K]

Imagine all the jewish survivor accounts if they had to go through the Loomer gas chambers

Ah. So, thanks to a quirk of time travel, we do now know that you WILL build a time machine and deliver her unto Mengele, because there's no way delousing gas would have done the alleged job.

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

Laura Loomer's got the kind of face that looks like it would MELT in the right amount of heat.

Laura Loomer looks like a villain from a Godzilla film wearing a human suit.

Laura Loomer has more plastic in her skin than the toy aisile at Wal Mart.

 

[Hannibalistique]

What was the lawsuit where she was involved in where she drove the opposing attorney to madness during the deposition

Isn't that just every deposition?

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

Good god WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELF????

Seriously, what in the FUCK made her look that hideous?

The fucking dumb thing is she wasn't even bad looking before all of... *this*

WHY NIGGA

 

[Piggle Rick]

Melania still looks pretty damn good, especially for her age. Loomer looks like a circus freak. I have no idea whether Trump has let her blow him or not, but for some guys it’s a case of “all cats are grey at night” and just shut their eyes.

 

[Honey's Dead]

I don't usually insult appearances, But fuck me she is fucking foul.... How many plastic surgeries has this thing had?

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

Good god WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELF????

Seriously, what in the FUCK made her look that hideous?

The fucking dumb thing is she wasn't even bad looking before all of... *this*

WHY NIGGA

Jewish magic comes with a price.

 

[KriegsZensur]

I'm going to change the subtitle right now.

Ngl, I posted that and the second the page reloaded I thought there was a minuscule chance that that would happen.

I’m honored to have contributed in this way.

 

[Giant Machine]

Weird how they call it a conservative activist when everyone knows it is solely an Israel activist.

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

Weird how they call it a conservative activist when everyone knows it is solely an Israel activist.

I mean she is conserving something, Israel's leash on the US and by proxy the western world.

 

[Drip Torch]

Another smashing success by the MAGA legal team.

 

[soulgains]

I find it hilarious that even Miggers hate Laura, but her having Trumps ear and possibly sleeping with him isn't an indictment of his character or mental faculties.

 

[Giant Machine]

I find it hilarious that even Miggers hate Laura, but her having Trumps ear and possibly sleeping with him isn't an indictment of his character or mental faculties.

She's a full blown Israeli agent spreading propaganda in the USA. Another disgrace of birthright citizenship.