Lovequest Leaked Catie Texts

[Lurkingjay]

Depression can affect memory. So can anxiety. And disrupted sleep. Also poor nutrition.

Right, but that's all a factor of his poor environment, not a factor of his "advanced" age. I totally agree that Chris is mentally sub-optimal; I just think it's very sad that he's blaming it on a non-factor he can't control versus many factors he can (poor nutrition, bad sleep, never getting out of the house, and so on). Completely predictable, though!

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

These text really come across as manipulative as hell. Mind you, its a very obvious, very poor manipulation, but still...

 

[chimcat]

These text really come across as manipulative as hell. Mind you, its a very obvious, very poor manipulation, but still...

What bothers me the most is how hard he's trying to make Catie feel guilty about setting boundaries and saying no.

I'm sure Chris would never do anything so drastic, but it definitely comes off as rapey, just like the Wallflower and Megan sagas.

 

[jc17]

"I never said anything like as if I was "entitled" to be in a relationship with some woman."

"I am Most Certainly Entitled to the True, Honest, Long and Good Relationship."

"I had done a LOT for our relationship!"

"Killing the relationship, it Killed Me and My Heart and Soul ALL OVER AGAIN."

"You could enjoy this near seven incher damn cock!"

"Relationships Work Best when both partners take it seriously. I HAVE Been Serious about it; You are showing that you've been very Lackadaisical and Ignorant for awhile now."

"I do think I Am Entitled in a True, Valid Relationship with a woman very much like you, because I Need The Love."

"Stew In All Of That For A Long While."

"You lack appreciation for the hard work and effort I had put into US!!!!"

I just love it it when he shoots himself in the foot like this. Humility? The fuck is that?

Nearly a whole 7 inches of cock, hot gigidy sign me up!

... I hate myself for asking, but is that with or without the bend?

 

[Trombonista]

It sounds like depression is the new stress.*

*Not saying he isn't depressed, but still.

 

[Uzumaki]

I'm sure Chris would never do anything so drastic, but it definitely comes off as rapey, just like the Wallflower and Megan sagas.

You're sure? What if he was entitled to sex and the wretched common gutter whore wasn't giving it up?

Edit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droit_du_seigneur

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

There is so much gold in these texts that I didn't even see that he brought up his duck. I couldn't even make sense of the first. We love you Chris.

 

[garbageraider]

These text really come across as manipulative as hell. Mind you, its a very obvious, very poor manipulation, but still...

Chris has been picking it up from his mother. He doesn't have much aptitude for it, though.

 

[chimcat]

You're sure? What if he was entitled to sex and the wretched common gutter whore wasn't giving it up?

Edit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droit_du_seigneur

I really don't think he'd have the strength or will to subdue anyone.
He'd stress himself out and just crash into a slumber.

 

[Zekesman]

There is so much gold in these texts that I didn't even see that he brought up his duck. I couldn't even make sense of the first. We love you Chris.

His glorious 7 cm duck.

 

[Uzumaki]

I really don't think he'd have the strength or will to subdue anyone.
He'd stress himself out and just crash into a slumber.

When you say "I doubt he could pull it off" what you're implying is "but he would if he could".

 

[blackie toy]

That's exactly what Chris meant it to be. He even went so far as to create a set of "Relationship Vows" (basically wedding vows) which he demanded that Catie sign. (Keep in mind that this was only about a month into their "relationship").

Chris also wrote these vows without soliciting any input from Catie. He just expected her to sign them without question or reservation.

Have those vows been released? I'm interested if it was more sappy or more pseudolegalistic.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I thought Chris was proud of being American. In America, we don't give special privileges or rewards to royalty.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I thought Chris was proud of being American. In America, we don't give special privileges or rewards to royalty.

"There are no elections; I AM ALWAYS THE MAYOR."

 

[Haesindang Park]

That's exactly what Chris meant it to be. He even went so far as to create a set of "Relationship Vows" (basically wedding vows) which he demanded that Catie sign. (Keep in mind that this was only about a month into their "relationship").

Chris also wrote these vows without soliciting any input from Catie. He just expected her to sign them without question or reservation.

So in other words, he tried to make his own marriage contract?

 

[LordCustos3]

I really don't think he'd have the strength or will to subdue anyone.
He'd stress himself out and just crash into a slumber.

You miss the point. OPL shouldn't have to subdue anyone. He's the Lord Mayor of CWCville, Godbeardamnit, and he was basically promised BY GODBEAR in a Dream, and he's ENTITLED to what he wants.

So in other words, he tried to make his own marriage contract?

Oh please please please please please PLEASE somebody post a copy of the text of that "agreement".

 

[24isthehighestnumber]

Yeah, I really need to see this list of vows/contract/whatever-the-fuck thing he sent to Catherine. It must be pure gold.

 

[axcel]

I'm sure he just took the PSN EULA and changed the names around.

 

[4Macie]

You miss the point. OPL shouldn't have to subdue anyone. He's the Lord Mayor of CWCville, Godbeardamnit, and he was basically promised BY GODBEAR in a Dream, and he's ENTITLED to what he wants.



Oh please please please please please PLEASE somebody post a copy of the text of that "agreement".

It was likely something along the lines of promising to love each other, for her to come up there and have sex with him, and being in agreement that it's an open relationship and all that. It'd be super interesting to see, but I guarentee there's nothing in it that 'benefited' Catie.

 

[DJAndyMD]

It was likely something along the lines of promising to love each other, for her to come up there and have sex with him, and being in agreement that it's an open relationship and all that. It'd be super interesting to see, but I guarentee there's nothing in it that 'benefited' Catie.

Of course there are no benefits for Catie. The benefits all belonged to Christie because he is entitled to it and Catie is nothing more than a pawn in his twisted fantasy.