Leaked stuff

[Thetan]

Two dogs that can't ever be left alone speaks volumes ...

And yet he thinks he's capable of raising a child (with Barb's help, of course).

Oh boy. This whole tomgirl/Impulse thing really isn't going to end well, is it? I never thought I'd write this, but, I really hope Chris-Tran never finds out the hawt girls at Impulse make nice to him because they want to get laughs out of the weirdo. Then again, maybe it would at least cure him of that "all girls are sweet and caring" fixation he's been laboring under since Patti was a pup.

Naw. Who am I kidding?

I don't think that happen. Even if a particular woman (or group of women) makes it clear that they're barely tolerating Chris (because they're just being polite or find him amusing) there will always be another woman (or group of women) for Chris to fixate on. From what I've observed, Impulse seems to have a fairly reliable influx of new people. As long as he doesn't cause a scene or do something overtly stupid, he should be just fine.

 

[DrJoshii]

Everyone's mom says they're attractive.

You've never had an Asian mom

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Keep in mind Chris has explicitly stated he needs his sweetheart to take care of him and the house. His "no slow in the minds" policy is silly, but he has a reason for it.

 

[4Macie]

Keep in mind Chris has explicitly stated he needs his sweetheart to take care of him and the house. His "no slow in the minds" policy is silly, but he has a reason for it.

I didn't mean to imply he didn't have a reason. He has a reason for a lot of his requirements even though normal people think they're silly. He wants a white woman (preferably with some Native American in her) because we old fashioned and in his dreams she's always white.

The sad truth is, no woman in this entire world not only fits his criteria but also wants to be with him.

The only woman that would take Chris is a woman who is like Chris (or worse). And that's not a woman Chris is willing to take because she wouldn't be the fuck-mommy he wants.