Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

[Meowthkip]

I never killed any puppies, but my family aren't fans of dogs.

Maybe if you had a dog you wouldn't be so fucked up as you are now. Teach you some empathy.

Or maybe your family aren't dog fans because they'd be afraid you'd murder it.

 

[Vitriol]

Maybe if you had a dog you wouldn't be so fucked up as you are now. Teach you some empathy.

Or maybe your family aren't dog fans because they'd be afraid you'd murder it.

if they had a dog he'd paint the bloody thing purple and be confused when it didn't sing to him.

the more i read of his posts the more obvious it becomes that that poor lock in fellow, as unfortunate as he was, was nowhere near the most retarded kid in that class.

 

[x86x2]

Actually I do believe him. I mean, he said he knows well enough to not wear a helmet in public, which implies that he wears a helmet literally all the time since I doubt he actually goes outside.

No, I don't wear a helmet inside, either. I don't see the point in wearing one either, especially when I go to university and see no useful purpose in it.

Maybe if you had a dog you wouldn't be so fucked up as you are now. Teach you some empathy.

Or maybe your family aren't dog fans because they'd be afraid you'd murder it.

No, I think the reason they're not dog fans is because they hate its constant excretions and having to deal with them whenever they shit on the lawn, etc.

 

[Vitriol]

No, I think the reason they're not dog fans is because they hate its constant excretions and having to deal with them whenever they shit on the lawn, etc.

They deal with you.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

So, crazy question Barneyfag, but... why are you here? I don't believe any of us are hardcore Barney fans, so what do you hope to accomplish?

 

[Lurker]

No, I don't wear a helmet inside, either. I don't see the point in wearing one either, especially when I go to university and see no useful purpose in it.

The fact that you have put so much thought into this leads me to believe that you do, in fact, wear a helmet, you silly little tard.

 

[Gensdupays]

Barneyfag, how are your grades at university? Make any new friends, or did you swear those off since Barney said they're good?

 

[Lalala]

Super late to the party for this chappy, so I see he wants to either kill, beat or ship off severely physically/mentally handicapped people for scientific experimentation because of a cartoon he doesn't like?
Congratulations @x86x2 , normally I'm quite nice at first to cows and I don't get aggressive off the cuff but you are an instant weapons grade cunt.

 

[Sable]

Just wondering Barneyfag, are you going to hate Barney forever?

Will you hate it when you're 30? 50? When you're an old man who has to get up 3 times a night to piss?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Just wondering Barneyfag, are you going to hate Barney forever?

Will you hate it when you're 30? 50? When you're an old man who has to get up 3 times a night to piss?

>implying he'll live that long

 

[sugoi-chan]

Tell me the benefits of being stuck in a wheelchair, unable to walk, just making nonverbal noises and tell me how that's better than being a normal human being.

Well, for starters, if they're creepily obsessed with a children's television show to the degree that it makes them fly into a fit of rage...they won't be able to tell us about it.

 

[Cubanodun]

so let me get this, @x86x2 is making a tardrage just because a purple dinosaur that appears in a show for little childrens trigger him and worst of it he is surpassing OPL levels of hate against people with crippling conditions just because they annoy him even when he is super autistic

For things like this is why we need a cure for autism

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

What he actually believes;

 

[Meowthkip]

No, I think the reason they're not dog fans is because they hate its constant excretions and having to deal with them whenever they shit on the lawn, etc.

@Vitriol already beat me to the sick burn, but that's such a bizarre mindset to me. Yeah, the dog poops outside. You can't really toilet train a dog like a person. But the pay-off is unconditional love and companionship from a creature who thinks you're the best thing that's ever happened to them.

Then again, that kind of makes sense, coming from you. Your family doesn't like dogs? Are they also similarly callous towards the disabled? Do they talk disparagingly about those with "special needs" less functional than you? Do you ever get the impression they think of you as a burden?

Just asking because I wonder how much of this bizarre behavior is learned from example.

 

[Gensdupays]

@Vitriol already beat me to the sick burn, but that's such a bizarre mindset to me. Yeah, the dog poops outside. You can't really toilet train a dog like a person. But the pay-off is unconditional love and companionship from a creature who thinks you're the best thing that's ever happened to them.

Then again, that kind of makes sense, coming from you. Your family doesn't like dogs? Are they also similarly callous towards the disabled? Do they talk disparagingly about those with "special needs" less functional than you? Do you ever get the impression they think of you as a burden?

Just asking because I wonder how much of this bizarre behavior is learned from example.

Positive: if he doesn't like dogs, at least he can't like the idea of fucking them.

 

[x86x2]

What he actually believes;
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Ok, not really, but I would imagine that Barney is the 9/11 of children's entertainment; the quality of shows with similar target demographics end up decreasing as a result of this show's existence.

@Vitriol already beat me to the sick burn, but that's such a bizarre mindset to me. Yeah, the dog poops outside. You can't really toilet train a dog like a person. But the pay-off is unconditional love and companionship from a creature who thinks you're the best thing that's ever happened to them.

Then again, that kind of makes sense, coming from you. Your family doesn't like dogs? Are they also similarly callous towards the disabled? Do they talk disparagingly about those with "special needs" less functional than you? Do you ever get the impression they think of you as a burden?

Just asking because I wonder how much of this bizarre behavior is learned from example.

I think I remember them agreeing that I don't think I belonged with those other fags, but I think they told me to lighten up or something like that. I don't think they think of me as a burden, I imagine they consider me more of a miracle given that I could've ended up like them, but ended up accomplishing a lot more than they ever could.

 

[2003]

No, it's not. I have many other sites I use, I just prefer to keep them in hiding in the event someone might dox me.


I never really had any huge violent outbursts, except maybe for threatening one annoying piece of shit with locked-in syndrome who'd always be wheeled in to my music class for some reason. That was about it, though. How I managed to keep my violent rage plugged in during my high school years I'll never know. If I went back to that time, I'd beat the Barneyfags there to death for messing me up and turning me into who I am.

Jesus barneyfag, this is a new low even for you. You know what, this is powerleveling the nth degree but I think it's worth it. Do you really think you are the only person who was stuck in a sped classroom in high school trying to get homework done, while some other sped with a very low mental age was watching some preschool show at high volume? Because you're not. Do you think your experiences are unique, that they somehow elevate you over the rest of us and that we can't possibly understand what you went through? Because you're wrong. Every high-functioning autist who went through the public schooling system in the past 20 years has had similar experiences to yours. Do you know how many of them got so butthurt about this that they dedicated their lives to hating those with inferior mental capacity to them? Nobody but you.

While I never really look in the mirror EVERY day, it feels kind of bad that this was what I was made into. Again, I shouldn't be like this, but so be it. They crafted me into this individual who places himself above all those he sees unworthy because of how he was placed with those who ARE unworthy, regularly and repeatedly.

No, the world did not shape you into this, it's all you. It's always been all you. So many people have gone through the exact same thing. Most come out with a newfound appreciation of those they had once thought little more than vegetables, and are thankful for the realisation that no matter what their problems are they could have been so much worse. All you got out of the experience was a burning hatred for a goddamn purple dinosaur and people who have never wished you any harm. You are completely and utterly responsible for the way your life is right now because you have spent most of it acting like an entitled, whiny bitch, and until you realize this and take some responsibility your life will never get any better.

Whew, that was cathartic. The scary thing is that this post was originally going to be even more angry and , but I realised that there's no reason to get mad. Your life is a joke barneyfag, a self-imposed hell that you are rightfully mocked for. The only way it will ever get better is if you acknowledge your own faults and work to make yourself a better person. Or you can go ahead to continue to blame all your problems on a fictional character from a children's television program, I think we all know which option you'll choose.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Ok, not really, but I would imagine that Barney is the 9/11 of children's entertainment

Spoiler: ROFL are you for real?

 

[WireSponge]

Ok, not really, but I would imagine that Barney is the 9/11 of children's entertainment; the quality of shows with similar target demographics end up decreasing as a result of this show's existence.

So what you're saying is that 9/11 lowered the quality of subsequent terrorist attcks because of it.

Spoiler

You hear that, ISIS? Barneyfag is disappointed in your efforts to spread the word of Allah.

 

[Meowthkip]

I think I remember them agreeing that I don't think I belonged with those other fags, but I think they told me to lighten up or something like that. I don't think they think of me as a burden, I imagine they consider me more of a miracle given that I could've ended up like them, but ended up accomplishing a lot more than they ever could.

Barney is the 9/11 of children's entertainment