Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

[Vitriol]

@Vitriol already beat me to the sick burn, but that's such a bizarre mindset to me. Yeah, the dog poops outside. You can't really toilet train a dog like a person. But the pay-off is unconditional love and companionship from a creature who thinks you're the best thing that's ever happened to them.

Then again, that kind of makes sense, coming from you. Your family doesn't like dogs? Are they also similarly callous towards the disabled? Do they talk disparagingly about those with "special needs" less functional than you? Do you ever get the impression they think of you as a burden?

Just asking because I wonder how much of this bizarre behavior is learned from example.

In all seriousness, what is more of a burden- a dog or a son so autistic he avoids looking at his own reflection, had to be tardwrangled through school and whose only ambition is to mod an internet imageboard.

@x86x2 I'm not even going to go near the 'barney is the 9/11 of childrens tv' comment; I'm an adult I don't give a shit, before this thread I hadn't thought about the thing in over 20 years.

Chris Chan, a man as autistic as you, owns his own small business and has a degree. One could quite easily point out he is less of a burden than you are.

 

[Loxiozzz]

I imagine they consider me more of a miracle given that I could've ended up like them, but ended up accomplishing a lot more than they ever could.

And yet here we are

 

[2003]

Ok, not really, but I would imagine that Barney is the 9/11 of children's entertainment; the quality of shows with similar target demographics end up decreasing as a result of this show's existence.

Can we put this on the front page or something? The world needs to see this.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Can we put this on the front page or something? The world needs to see this.

I've posted it in the random txt thread for consideration.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Ok, not really, but I would imagine that Barney is the 9/11 of children's entertainment; the quality of shows with similar target demographics end up decreasing as a result of this show's existence.

Nigga are you fucking around or what.

 

[Cubanodun]

Ok, not really, but I would imagine that Barney is the 9/11 of children's entertainment; the quality of shows with similar target demographics end up decreasing as a result of this show's existence.

IS A SHOW

FOR

BABIES

, I imagine they consider me more of a miracle given that I could've ended up like them, but ended up accomplishing a lot more than they ever could.

you mean being a shitposter with autism on the internet?

 

[AnOminous]

ended up accomplishing a lot more than they ever could.

All you are is a public nuisance on an imageboard and a laughable cow here.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

One thing I've learned in life is never listen to anyone who compares anything to 9/11. Ever.

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

I would imagine that Barney is the 9/11 of children's entertainment

You know what, it's with that comment that I'm gonna start to question if any of what he's saying is true, or if he's making these comments because he's 3edgy5me. Remember:

Be civil. Don't get angry over Lolcows. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.

 

[MysticMisty]

You know what, it's with that comment that I'm gonna start to question if any of what he's saying is true, or if he's making these comments because he's 3edgy5me. Remember:

It gets hard when he says all the mentally disabled people who watch Barney need to literally die.

 

[Meowthkip]

It gets hard when he says all the mentally disabled people who watch Barney need to literally die.

True, but it's not like he can do anything about it. He's helpless and can only stew in his impotent rage, grinding his teeth as adults with developmental problems idly enjoy the antics of an imagination-powered, singing purple dinosaur.

For as black as his soul is, we don't have any record of him actually inflicting harm onto somebody else. All he has are threats and curses. Dude's probably a coward.

 

[Gensdupays]

I find it kind of weird that Barneyfag claimed to meet a person with locked-in syndrome that was forced to watch Barney and yell at them when that was a news story earlier this year. He even explicitly mentioned this story and said he had "respect" for the guy.

 

[Cubanodun]

For as black as his soul is, we don't have any record of him actually inflicting harm onto somebody else. All he has are threats and curses. Dude's probably a coward.

Standard lolcow behaviour pattern, almost all of them are cowards and when they do something stupid is probably very harmless

 

[Johnny Bravo]

For as black as his soul is, we don't have any record of him actually inflicting harm onto somebody else. All he has are threats and curses. Dude's probably a coward.

The amount of time and effort he spends browsing 4chan and posting here is proof enough that this is all he has the power to do. It is his only means to fight.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

No, I think the reason they're not dog fans is because they hate its constant excretions and having to deal with them whenever they shit on the lawn, etc.

And, what makes you any different? Hell do your parents even know about you telling complete strangers on the internet your feelings about people who watch Barney?

I find it kind of weird that Barneyfag claimed to meet a person with locked-in syndrome that was forced to watch Barney and yell at them when that was a news story earlier this year. He even explicitly mentioned this story and said he had "respect" for the guy.

Just goes to show how much sympathy he actually has for the mentally/physically disabled.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

You are officially as bad as Phil and Nick Bate.

Correct me if I'm wrong, I haven't really been following this guy, but last I checked he didn't rape his 9-year-old half-sister.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Correct me if I'm wrong, I haven't really been following this guy, but last I checked he didn't rape his 9-year-old half-sister.

No, but him wanting to kill someone is roughly on the level. I'd only be worse if he actually did kill someone.

 

[2003]

True, but it's not like he can do anything about it. He's helpless and can only stew in his impotent rage, grinding his teeth as adults with developmental problems idly enjoy the antics of an imagination-powered, singing purple dinosaur.

For as black as his soul is, we don't have any record of him actually inflicting harm onto somebody else. All he has are threats and curses. Dude's probably a coward.

Oh that's the best part, not only is he an asshole, but he's also never going to act on anything he says should happen. Or reproduce.

Also, I know I also got mad at the guy, but comparing him to Nick Bate is ridiculous. Barneyfag is scummy for sure, but Nick is a pedophile who actually acted on his awful urges. In fact, comparing any of the other lolcows (except for the other pedo's and Elliot Rodgers) to Nick Bate is ridiculous. Nick Bate is a monster, none of these other fools are even close to as evil as he is.

(Not that I'm claiming barneyfag is evil. Calling someone "evil" because they are an edgelord sperg is ludicrous, which is kind of my point.)

 

[Meowthkip]

No, but him wanting to kill someone is roughly on the level. I'd only be worse if he actually did kill someone.

I disagree. It's better for him to be consumed by hatred and never harm anyone than to harm someone irreparably.

That's something to take comfort in about Barneyfag.

 

[Skeletor]

That was like the 9/11 of terrible 9/11 comparisons.