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Gensdupays said:
Who exactly are you to judge? You're just one college-aged Canadian with a severe mental illness, limited media consumption, and edgelord tendencies. You're not exactly the living example of "good taste."

Also, enjoy my new avatar.
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Consider my limited media consumption a product of my environment, a part of wanting to distance myself from Barneyfags as much as possible, so I pretty much tried avoiding anything that they watched out of fear that I'll end up like them.
Oh and uh, fuck you. That's like the 3rd guy I've seen on here with a Barney avatar.

AnOminous said:
I think hatedoms are even more autistic than fandoms, because fandoms actually enjoy something they're obsessively watching. Even if they're autistic about it, it sure beats obsessively bitching and complaining while still watching the same shit.

Even some freak out there jerking it to Barney, and you know there are probably more freaks out there doing that than there should be, is better than Barneyfag.
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You can't say they're doing it for a good cause. In some case, it would be because of the environment they are in. I don't think even the Johnny Test hatedom truly hates that show as much my hatred for Barney is deeply engrained. IRL experiences with the fags watching this shit are what cause me to be the way I am.

Meowthkip said:
Let me rephrase that:

Have you watched any films that aren't entry-level science documentaries or read any books that aren't 2edgy4u?

Can you name a single arthouse film you've actually watched in full? A movie with subtitles that isn't Japanese? Something in black and white? A silent film? Something made before 1980? Anything that's not considered a "genre" film?

Have you ever even opened up book at a college reading level of your own volition?
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Let's see here, this year I went to the theater and watched Mad Max: Fury Road, Jurassic World and Pixels (so fucking terrible).
And a lot of the Netflix documentaries I watched weren't actually science-related, BTW.
 
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x86x2 said:
Consider my limited media consumption a product of my environment, a part of wanting to distance myself from Barneyfags as much as possible, so I pretty much tried avoiding anything that they watched out of fear that I'll end up like them.
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I watched Barney back when I was four and mildly enjoyed it. Please consider the following things now taboo:

All music that can be considered rock, metal, techno, pop, rap, or orchestral.
Anime.
Video games.
Books and Novels.
Most forms of television.
Breathing.

x86x2 said:
Oh and uh, fuck you. That's like the 3rd guy I've seen on here with a Barney avatar.
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x86x2 said:
You can't say they're doing it for a good cause. In some case, it would be because of the environment they are in. I don't think even the Johnny Test hatedom truly hates that show as much my hatred for Barney is deeply engrained. IRL experiences with the fags watching this shit are what cause me to be the way I am.
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So, random off-tangent, but do you automatically think that all Barney fans are homosexual? Do you have an issue with people who are sexually attracted to the same gender? Or do you just assign any derogative slur to the Barney fans?

x86x2 said:
And a lot of the Netflix documentaries I watched weren't actually science-related, BTW.
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Oh? Here's a documentary I'm absolutely sure you'll love.
 
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So he's consuming a small amount of media because someone who likes Barney might have also consumed it? Honestly I think that's a cover, he just isn't smart enough to understand most things. He ignored most of Meowthkip's questions.

You realize that we changed our avatars to Barney to trigger you, right? Because you're hilarious and will use it to justify your conspiracies. Conspiracies about you enjoying things. You know what's one thing people who watch Barney despite being outside of its audience are that you admitted that you're not? Happy.
 
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x86x2 said:
SU doesn't trigger me THAT much, it's just that one VA on the show who was on Barney, mainly because those fuckers don't deserve anything after being a plague on the world. MLP doesn't trigger me as much as before, but still quite a bit. Barney, yeah, just the same.
Most of the time, I just get pissed off that so many people like this shit when they shouldn't mainly due to their own ignorance, really.
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You need to piss off and go kill yourself and end your worthless existence. You are so fucking butthurt over BARNEY of all things, and then throw temper tantrums like the raging little shithead you are. Dig a hole and jump in bitch. It's not like you were planned anyway.
 
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Sanae Kochiya said:
I watched Barney back when I was four and mildly enjoyed it. Please consider the following things now taboo: [blah, blah, blah]

So, random off-tangent, but do you automatically think that all Barney fans are homosexual? Do you have an issue with people who are sexually attracted to the same gender? Or do you just assign any derogative slur to the Barney fans?

Oh? Here's a documentary I'm absolutely sure you'll love.
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1. Yeah, that only works if it's an adult that's a fan of Barney, not someone part of the show's original target demographic.
2. No, I don't think all Barney fans are homosexual. I DO think all adult Barney fans are autistic/retarded, going from what I've seen.
3. I'm not watching that.

AnOminous said:
No they aren't. Severe mental defects are what cause you to be the way you are. If it hadn't been Barney, you'd be acting like a total idiot about something else.
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No, it really wouldn't. I was pretty normal beforehand. I watched Retsupurae videos and continued liking what I was a fan of, like Doom, Beavis and Butthead, etc. If Barneyfags hadn't cropped up within the last several years, I probably wouldn't be like this at all.

DynamiteNinja said:
You need to piss off and go kill yourself and end your worthless existence. You are so fucking butthurt over BARNEY of all things, and then throw temper tantrums like the raging little shithead you are. Dig a hole and jump in bitch. It's not like you were planned anyway.
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PickleGuy said:
Okay, here's what you need to do, x86x2. You need to get some 100% pure ethanol. a gallon or more. bring a lighter with you and jump in. Do the world a favor.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, die in a fire.
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Whoa there, be careful with that edge, m8. You might accidentally cut yourself with that shit.
 
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Ruin said:
Does it hurt to be this retarded? Cause it seems like it would hurt.
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He's emotionally drained from it. His funniest response was blankly telling me he was triggered, not to forget the other guy with a Barney avatar getting a comment on his profile page. "Your avatar triggers me."
 
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Sanae Kochiya said:
I watched Barney back when I was four and mildly enjoyed it. Please consider the following things now taboo:

All music that can be considered rock, metal, techno, pop, rap, or orchestral.
Anime.
Video games.
Books and Novels.
Most forms of television.
Breathing.
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You forgot one important thing- Existing.

Because that this point, any and everything should be Taboo to this man. Given his nature and all.

Gensdupays said:
If Barneyfag wasn't mentally ill in any way, why was he given special attention in high school? Surely if he were completely normal and competent he wouldn't need it.
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Something ain't right, and he's doing such a bang up job hiding it.
 
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