Leftists and Guns - Their ...complicated... relationship with guns

[byron]

Not long ago, the political Left was staunchly anti-gun. But Trump Derangement Syndrome has metastasized into a belief that, any day now, the bad orange man will start herding them camps. As a result, they've started buying guns.

This leads to many amusing interactions, which I'd like to catalog.

First, they've noticed that most gun store owners are Trump supporters. This really bothers them. They hate even having to talk to someone who disagrees with them.



The second problem is, if they try to actually fire a gun, it's hugely traumatic because they're all weak cucks.

(that's a dramatic reading of an article written by a lefty).

When they actually purchase a firearm, they pose with it in cringeworthy displays.



Or they larp as "operators" ...except gay of course.


But not all of them are buying guns ...and their reasons for avoiding the purchase are just as funny as when they buy one:

 

[Forklift Certified]

Sell them ONLY Californian complaint guns !

 

[Lou Bega]

They like to saw off their shotgun barrels.

 

[Gremperor]

But not all of them are buying guns ...and their reasons for avoiding the purchase are just as funny as when they buy one:

Some additions to my favorite genre.

I've seen so many variations of these and they're always from different posts lol.

 

[WielkiWapiesz2137]

I would like to see them get into firefight as whatever they will do is bound to be hilarious.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Thälmann would have these things shot. What a disgrace.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

Or they larp as "operators" ...except gay of course.

meal team six

 

[Meth Dick]

But not all of them are buying guns ...and their reasons for avoiding the purchase are just as funny as when they buy one:

So they don't want a gun because they'll use it on themselves?

Spoiler: Why why didn't ya say so!

Here take mine!

 

[Executive Petrel]

They make themselves look retarded and hard to not laugh at even when holding a gun.

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

r/Liberalgunowners has 246k members

r/liberalgunowners

r/liberalgunowners: Gun-ownership through a liberal lens.

www.reddit.com

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I like the ones who act like they're sticking it to the conservatards by exercising their right to own a gun because they don't trust the government.

I would like to see them get into firefight as whatever they will do is bound to be hilarious.

They don't have enough spoons to get into a firefight today. Stop being inconsiderate.

 

[888Flux]

A 16 OZ CAN WILL MAKE YOU ACHE

 

[John Shedletsky]

I just wish these people dressed up normally when they're taking pictures of themselves holding guns.

 

[and and and and]

Leftists have no consistent morals or belief structure and are human insects that follow whatever they perceive to be current popular stance of their new age pseudo religion. Stop trying to view them as genuine people.

 

[JohnnyG]

I've seen so many variations of these and they're always from different posts lol.

I don't know which is funnier:

- "Revolution today comrades! But I can't touch a gun since I'm a felon and loud noises trigger my 3rd-generation survivor trauma and I'll use it on myself and I'm morally opposed to them and I live in a place with insane gun control and..." or

- "Comrades, we must lift to own the chuds!" "Ackchyually this is ableist and I have too much anxiety to go outside and I'm obese and the revolution must be #inclusive and having any kind of self-discipline is litrul Fashism and..."

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Every time we dog on leftists it seems kind of unfair because they don’t have an army of bots behind them to upvote their views.

I try to think of lefty threads on kiwi farms and the only one I can think of is the TES thread in mass debates.

After 2024, they not only disappeared, I think a lot of lefties up and converted to their colonizers.

 

[Agarathium1066]

Can't just decide to have firearms to defend themselves gotta also bundle it in with taking bathtub troonshine.

Still firmly believe that an armed society is a polite society but damn if they haven't found a way to make it faggy.

 

[TruffleSpark]

A 16 OZ CAN WILL MAKE YOU ACHE
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I would say that I miss the chapotraphouse sub, but last time I checked in on hexbear they seem to be even more insane than they were back when the reddit jannies were holding their collars.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

Still firmly believe that an armed society is a polite society but damn if they haven't found a way to make it faggy.

I assure you the leftists with guns are just taking it out of their closet every so often to pose with it and make themselves look hard. it's purely performative.
ask them about John Moses Browning or the guns they used in the Civil war or something and they'll blank

 

[Agarathium1066]

I assure you the leftists with guns are just taking it out of their closet every so often to pose with it and make themselves look hard. it's purely performative.
ask them about John Moses Browning or the guns they used in the Civil war or something and they'll blank

Owning a firearm does not instantly mean you are fond of firearms history but you are entirely correct. I am not certain they'd be able to actually use any they purchase.