LEG EXERCISE & NIGHTTIME ROUTINE!!!! 4/10/19

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"See the way I have my leg stretched out?"
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Actually, no. I'm not sure what I'm looking at there.

God, she looks like shit and like she's doing terrible. She's manic as fuck, with the cleaning and exercising. Her organizing reminds me of people I've known that were close to death, sort of a weird "getting your affairs in order" instinct.

And what was with the gratuitous close up shot of her ass during her leg exercises?
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Her night time routine: No soap, just wipes. Only on her face. Puts on deodorant (before going to bed?). Then slathers Bath and Body Works lotion on her filthy skin. Tops off with clashing B&BW body spray.

That's actually even grosser than I thought.
 
She must be used to smelling like crap all the time for her to rave about how good those makeup wipes smell. They smell like baby wipes, but really barely have a scent at all. Also love her shower replacement routine which includes deodorant and B&BW body spray before bed.
 
You know the cycles started to repeat itself when the comment section turns into an echo chamber of retards patting her on the back.
 
Nice, a healthy meal, some exercise, removing the makeup, a shower would've been a better idea, but OK, baby steps right? Good job, gorl!...

So when do you think she'll show all the junk food that she definitely won't stop eating? My guess is a week and a half or maybe two weeks (being optimistic). Don't get me wrong, I know she will be eating like shit way sooner, if not right now, but I think it will take her that long to feel comfortable to put it on video under the excuse of rewarding herself for such hard work.
 
hamburgerlardraid said:
There's something oddly unsettling about this video. Especially at the part where she did her "leg-ups". I don't know if it is the silence and the rocking back and forth or if it is Twinkie (and Amber) struggling to breathe.
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Why the fuck do these dumb bitches always exercise in clothing that would be labelled "dress or business casual" if they weren't the size of circus tents? Ok the pants are fused to her but the shirt looks like chiffon or something?
 
I haven't been overly repulsed by our gorl in a little while, but rubbing lotion into dirty, sticky skin is making me feel a bit sick. Thanks for humbling me, Amber.
 
She can't keep this up, not the exercising and eating right - that's a given that'll go to shit. More so, the facade she is larping. The inner cunt will surface, not just innately, but she isn't getting nearly the view count due to hate watchers finding a fix elsewhere.
 
HurriedBeanbag said:
She can't keep this up, not the exercising and eating right - that's a given that'll go to shit. More so, the facade she is larping. The inner cunt will surface, not just innately, but she isn't getting nearly the view count due to hate watchers finding a fix elsewhere.
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Her and Chantal need to make some sort of deal where one goes off the rails while the other plays nice/motivated and give eachother a cut of that sweet hate view coin. Not this BS where they do it at the same time.

But then again AL doesn't care about stuff like money.
 
All the asspatters in the comments who really believe shes "trying" is more annoying than her actual content, she's playing you, you fools
 
Perhaps if she pretends for the camera long enough this time, she'll actually fall into a better routine and rejoin the human race. Habits have a way of forming after a few weeks.

I'd reluctantly welcome her. I guess.

Personally, I think the loss of subscribers and potential income scared her more than her health. I haven't seen any effort like this (or any at all) from big gorl for a long while.
 
hamburgerlardraid said:
I seriously doubt this will yield anything but there is a small bit of me that actually wants to see her succeed. This is likely another cycle and we are in Phase 1: Redemption. She is just doing this to herd in new subscribers. We are likely to expect a Wommart vlog in the next few days.
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I want her to succeed. AL is a piece of shit but I don't know that she's done anything that makes her beyond being worthy of redemption. Yeah yeah there was she said/he-she said there was some domestic violence but who knows which person was telling the truth.

That said I give this another week and the clock is ticking on her kidneys, heart, liver, pick an organ.
 
Anyone who used to commute knows that body sprays and deodorants don't fool anyone and even make things worse, because the reek of old sweat, dirty skin, and unwashed hair gets mixed with the fruity and sweet perfumes, creating a vomit-worthy concoction.

Becky (and anyone else in that house) must have a stomach made of steel, to not gag anytime Amber waddles next to her.
 
Honestly though, while it is disheartening that people are beginning to forgive her and are so easily deceived by this charade, there is a single small upside. Hamber put the reins into her subscriber's hands. She has to keep this shit charade up or they'll immediately be like 'remember gang, unsubscribing en masse helped last time so let's go for round 2.'

We've now seen that it 'works' at least in a way that she puts some effort into pulling the wool over her viewer's eyes and she is actually showing her pitiful workout routine. While she might only be doing that when the camera is rolling and not every single day, it's still minutely better than not doing anything at all.

I still don't think she'll ever turn her shit around because she still isn't taking it seriously. She looks at her fat ass struggling when she records herself, and she's still not panicking yet. The fact that she isn't panicking is gonna be the thing that seals her fate. Already she's too fargone to live a somewhat normal life. When she hits that point (if she hits that point) where she actually panics, it's gonna be too late. How many deathfats lose 100-200lbs and then have a heart attack anyway because they taxed their organs way too much?
 
raritycunt said:
All the asspatters in the comments who really believe shes "trying" is more annoying than her actual content, she's playing you, you fools
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This, she is just bullshitting around for the camera. She does these shitty exercises for a couple of seconds then eats a whole tray of shrimp and sausages. I bet she still rides in the cart at Wal-Mart instead of walking. She isn't trying to lose weight.
 
Whale Lake 2 said:
Anyone who used to commute knows that body sprays and deodorants don't fool anyone and even make things worse, because the reek of old sweat, dirty skin, and unwashed hair gets mixed with the fruity and sweet perfumes, creating a vomit-worthy concoction.

Becky (and anyone else in that house) must have a stomach made of steel, to not gag anytime Amber waddles next to her.
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I had a girl in my class like this. My best guess is that she was around 350-400 pounds, but shorter than Amberlynn like ~5'1. She smelled like a mixture of yeast infection, wet dog, and baby powder. I couldn't stand it for more than 5 minutes and had to sit on the opposite side of the room to escape the fumes. Maybe Becky has built up a tolerance to the smell over the years?

boxybum said:
This, she is just bullshitting around for the camera. She does these shitty exercises for a couple of seconds then eats a whole tray of shrimp and sausages. I bet she still rides in the cart at Wal-Mart instead of walking. She isn't trying to lose weight.
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Yeah, i'm not buying that she is only eating plain chicken, green beans, and brown rice for the whole day. She's doing just enough to convince her subscribers that she's working hard.
 
LOL at the "If I had my own HOUSE it would be bare . I don't have any furniture. I mean the pots and pans we all cook on are mine"

That's some petty, poor-person shit right there. Just buy new stuff silly goose.
 
Her nails during lotion scene.
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As much as I dislike Amber, the fact that she can't bathe now and does body sprays and lotions to freshen herself is very sad. Even the people on mshpl that weigh 100 lbs more then her get up and shower. Is everything shes showing, like washing bedding and cleaning up just stuff they dont do ever? I also like how the entire den is filled with her shit.

Edit: ive also smelled that dark kiss and it's really really strong
 
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