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I mean, this has been a thing since the first game...which gave Master Sword laser beams
That’s because before this was BOTW/TOTK and it’s clear stuff and the world was messed up there. And before that SS which was establishing how everything started. We were always going to go back to the goddesses eventually. it just takes ages to make a Zelda game. So sure it can be like 10-20 years since they were important but in game time that can be like 1-2 games.In fairness, not counting remakes or whatever, this game is the first time in over a decade that the three goddesses and a physical Triforce have been important.
Pretty much.I think it's just The Wind Waker, Echoes of Wisdom, and maybe a little bit in Twilight Princess?
Because if kids can't ride motorcycles and play with iPads they're not going to buy the game. This is unironically the logic.Why does it need to have all this ancient technology shit added to it?
There was also a bit of amusement of ‘game played on Wii U handled while Link uses Wii U handheld’ that likely caused the pad.Because if kids can't ride motorcycles and play with iPads they're not going to buy the game. This is unironically the logic.
The sad thing is you're probably right.Because if kids can't ride motorcycles and play with iPads they're not going to buy the game. This is unironically the logic.
And Ocarina, and ALTTP... the 3 Goddesses (even when they didn't have names) were pretty important foundational beings in the Zelda games. Many cultures consider 3 to be a sacred number, or have some kind of tri-angular or 3-pieced object in their heraldry so I really liked the concept.To be fair, the goddesses have never really been important outside of lore. Not unless you're counting the Oracles. I think it's just The Wind Waker, Echoes of Wisdom, and maybe a little bit in Twilight Princess?
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Cyberpunk Zelda would unironically be kino. (art by LuigiL)
I'm pretty sure they're hardly ever a couple except for AoL and SS, where they never share a kiss as far as I know.on that note, are Link and Zelda eternally a couple too?
I think Link and Malon are cute together in OoT, it's sorta what Zelda and Link would've had if it came naturally instead of it being fate and dreams and all that stuffAre Link and Zelda eternally a couple too? They make a cute pairing sometimes sure, but I kindov liked it more when Link had some options.
Nintendo is too cowardly to say yes.are Link and Zelda eternally a couple too?
This is because at any time there are like 3 generations of Zelda fans coexisting who had drastically different styles during "their time".Zelda fans don't know what they want.
I’m guessing there’s the top-down style, the traditional dungeon-focused 3D style, and the newer open-world im-sim style.This is because at any time there are like 3 generations of Zelda fans coexisting who had drastically different styles during "their time".
There is that gameplay wise, but then there is also the artistic style generations of Zelda as well.I’m guessing there’s the top-down style, the traditional dungeon-focused 3D style, and the newer open-world im-sim style.
Personally, I like all three.
As God intended.most of the girls who have the best chemistry with Link are all redheads
I was 11 in 2002 and totally understood why my older cousins hated WW's art style. In hindsight they were right, and I'm glad the backlash was so severed because we got Midna out of it.People who were like less than 12-15 years old in 2002 often seem to not understand the Wind Waker backlash,
God is good.As God intended.
Fuck Midna, we lost Wind Waker 2.I was 11 in 2002 and totally understood why my older cousins hated WW's art style. In hindsight they were right, and I'm glad the backlash was so severed because we got Midna out of it.
Idk, Midna aside, the usual ugly on purpose funny characters they do looked really bad on the gritty art styleI was 11 in 2002 and totally understood why my older cousins hated WW's art style. In hindsight they were right, and I'm glad the backlash was so severed because we got Midna out of it.
That's the ideaFuck Midna
Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of pussy and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the fuck they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy fuckers and sexualizing the Inklings and the bird girl from Wind Waker and all that shit, sure, that's on the fans. But Midna being a forty pound pussy that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo. Her imp form was actually MORE sexualized than her true form, which is astonishing since her true form is literally a completely naked woman in harem silks with black bodypaint covering over her bits.That's the idea