- Twilight Princess
- Wind Waker
- Skyward Sword
- Majora’s Mask
- Ocarina of Time
- Link’s Awakening
I’m not ranking these, but I’m wondering how would we rank this
TP: average, game tries way too fucking hard to be dark and epic because that's what the fans wanted, and most items are completely worthless after their dungeon. but besides that it's an alright game, nothing egregiously bad but nothing specially good.
WW: KINO. The dungeons, music and items are amazing, the sea might be barren but it does have some really cool secrets and sidequests. Easily my favorite 3D zelda.
SS (sieg heil): I have a big love hate relationship with this game: on one hand i think the items and dungeons are some of the best the series had, but on the other the lineal nature of the game coupled with the most retarded backtracking ever, and the shitty filler like having to kill the avocado monster 3 times kind of kills most positive feelings i could have for this game.
MM: pretty fun, i usually hate time limits but i usually found it pretty lenient here, the main dungeons are annoying but the overworld challenges and the more small dungeons like the deku palace, the pirate fortress and the skulltula houses are good. Main 2 problems i have are that most of the masks are worthless beyond giving you 1 or 2 heart pieces, and that the ending feels extremely underwhelming, especially if you get the fierce deity mask, that shit completely rapes the final boss.
OoT: I don't care about the autist slapfights over if this game made some man child cum five thousand times or if it's aids incarnate, i found it equally fun to majora and i think both complement each other nicely and where one feels lacking the other makes up for it, like the dungeons being better in OoT but MM having better atmosphere and difficulty. Also as someone who only played the 64 versions and knows the 3DS port fixed this entirely: i hate that the aiming controls with the boomerang, arrows, slingshot, etc, are mirrored, and if you like mirrored controls you are subhuman filth.
LA: it's alright for what it is, and it's the only game with a dream theme that i know off that acknowledges most dreams are retarded shit like a goat catfishing the guy from simcity with a photo of princess peach. Played the GB one, i thought it was ass seeing the same message pop up everytime a mere pixel of link hugs a rock and other jank, i know the switch remake fixed most of that but that shit looks like funko pops so it's gay. Overall, the Oracle games completely shit on it, but that doesn't mean it's bad, just objectively inferior.