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Lol shit. I'd heard she'd gotten a lot fatter, but I didn't know it was to this degree.
Lena Dunham - Fat, Child Molesting Attention Whore and Her Trainwreck of a Family
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don't do uncle fester like that, cmon. he would look WAY better
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I’m convinced this lad’s family fell on hard times or disinherited him so he’s taking the well trod path of getting a rich American woman to keep him living in the style to which he is accustomed. Or maybe he prefers BBW and is no longer ashamed to let the world know it.
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He's hoping to get replicate Jack Antinoff's trajectory. Only difference is that back when Jack and Lena first got together, she wasn't yet reviled to the degree she is now, and was on quite the upward trajectory herself with her Emmy win. And Jack himself was probably a lot more talented and, more importantly, young - someone did a deep dive on this dude a few pages back, and he's been trying to make his music career happen for like the past 15 years.
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From about a month ago, but wasn't posted here:
Caption: "For someone who historically hates summer, looks like I’m acing the assignment
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Two weeks ago:
caption: I’ve been in London long enough that I feel like I should have become the queen of high tea, the princess of Carnaby Street, the mistress of Georgian architecture and late night curry. But- like lots of immune compromised people- pre-pandemic life hasn’t restarted for me, there has been no hot vax summer and most of the spots I frequent are between my bathroom, my bedroom and the less populace parts of the park (I might argue that locking it up is not only a job for the immune compromised these days, but that’s for another, less playful post.) Because this is just to say that I finally made it to the London Review of Books Cake Shop and and Oh My Gosh. Woman authors overflowereth?
Vegan food that makes you feel like you’re in a cult in the 70s? Wooden baking spoons with the insignia of my favorite literary journal, which will make great niche holiday gifts for my NYC friends? It doesn’t matter sometimes if you only take one trip into civilization a month just so long as you make it a really good one... ps This falafel wrap with ginger, golden raisins etc was very important to me. 
@lrbbookshop @lrbcakeshop @londonreviewofbooks
Her boyfriend's instagram rarely features Lena. If he wanted to use her to promote his name, she'd be more prominent on them, imo. That or the guy's subtle. Either way, I think he legitimately likes her. Besides, he's Latino on his mother's side, so he really doesn't mind a fatty. With that being said, his mother has the same degenerate painting style as Lena's dad. Check the other pages and she has a lot of vagina and butts shots there too. BTW, the guy's uncle was member of a famous band here, so I'm not surprised he's into music. There is an interview with him and Lena by a local magazine, I'll translate and post later if I don't find an English version of it. They say nothing new, tbh.
Caption: "For someone who historically hates summer, looks like I’m acing the assignment
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Two weeks ago:
caption: I’ve been in London long enough that I feel like I should have become the queen of high tea, the princess of Carnaby Street, the mistress of Georgian architecture and late night curry. But- like lots of immune compromised people- pre-pandemic life hasn’t restarted for me, there has been no hot vax summer and most of the spots I frequent are between my bathroom, my bedroom and the less populace parts of the park (I might argue that locking it up is not only a job for the immune compromised these days, but that’s for another, less playful post.) Because this is just to say that I finally made it to the London Review of Books Cake Shop and and Oh My Gosh. Woman authors overflowereth?
Vegan food that makes you feel like you’re in a cult in the 70s? Wooden baking spoons with the insignia of my favorite literary journal, which will make great niche holiday gifts for my NYC friends? It doesn’t matter sometimes if you only take one trip into civilization a month just so long as you make it a really good one... ps This falafel wrap with ginger, golden raisins etc was very important to me. @lrbbookshop @lrbcakeshop @londonreviewofbooks
Her boyfriend's instagram rarely features Lena. If he wanted to use her to promote his name, she'd be more prominent on them, imo. That or the guy's subtle. Either way, I think he legitimately likes her. Besides, he's Latino on his mother's side, so he really doesn't mind a fatty. With that being said, his mother has the same degenerate painting style as Lena's dad. Check the other pages and she has a lot of vagina and butts shots there too. BTW, the guy's uncle was member of a famous band here, so I'm not surprised he's into music. There is an interview with him and Lena by a local magazine, I'll translate and post later if I don't find an English version of it. They say nothing new, tbh.
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Well, Lena’s not exactly show off on IG material for the boyfriend. She’s more behind the scenes important connections material given the production deals that somehow keep landing in her increasing smaller lap.From about a month ago, but wasn't posted here:
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Two weeks ago:
caption: I’ve been in London long enough that I feel like I should have become the queen of high tea, the princess of Carnaby Street, the mistress of Georgian architecture and late night curry. But- like lots of immune compromised people- pre-pandemic life hasn’t restarted for me, there has been no hot vax summer and most of the spots I frequent are between my bathroom, my bedroom and the less populace parts of the park (I might argue that locking it up is not only a job for the immune compromised these days, but that’s for another, less playful post.) Because this is just to say that I finally made it to the London Review of Books Cake Shop and and Oh My Gosh. Woman authors overflowereth?
Her boyfriend's instagram rarely features Lena. If he wanted to use her to promote his name, she'd be more prominent on them, imo. That or the guy's subtle. Either way, I think he legitimately likes her. Besides, he's Latino on his mother's side, so he really doesn't mind a fatty. With that being said, his mother has the same degenerate painting style as Lena's dad. Check the other pages and she has a lot of vagina and butts shots there too. BTW, the guy's uncle was member of a famous band here, so I'm not surprised he's into music. There is an interview with him and Lena by a local magazine, I'll translate and post later if I don't find an English version of it. They say nothing new, tbh.
He could genuinely like her, if this was eight years ago I would totally buy it. However Lena has gone full munchie the last five years, so I’m more apt to believe he’s a drug addict who found a rich chick he can shack up with and has access to her great pill stash.
I’m not sure how you could endure “immune compromised quarantine” with Lena unless there was a mountain of narcotics and benzos involved - for the both of them.
It’s not just that Lena is fat, but she’s extremely ugly and fat. If he’s into big girls there are plenty of attractive options. Lena a decade ago probably had the type of personality that some guys would dig, but she’s become a narcissistic munchie nightmare who’s identity now revolves around illness and obviously eating. Not sure how many guys are truly into fat girls who’s entire identity is about being sick and famous.
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Maybe her boyfriend is a feeder and is now forcing her to become more obese???
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seems like she is doing a podcast now. anyone want to listen for research purposes? i'm afraid it can't be me, as i hate this fat cunt way too much.
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She's been doing it for some time, but I'm gonna admit the thought of actually listening to it never crossed my mind, hehe. If it's available to me, I'm gonna try to check it and see how it goes... one night I'm ultra bored and semi-depressed, perhaps.
Anyway...
3 weeks ago:
performing at All Points East Festival today. Thrilling watching you do what you were born to do @attawalpa. (Venturing out, mask on, in my @walesbonner tracksuit.)"
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Madonna & Child. This one goes out to all the ladies treatin’ their dogs like kids and their kids like dogs (
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"less populace parts of the park'"From about a month ago, but wasn't posted here:
Caption: "For someone who historically hates summer, looks like I’m acing the assignment
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Two weeks ago:
caption: I’ve been in London long enough that I feel like I should have become the queen of high tea, the princess of Carnaby Street, the mistress of Georgian architecture and late night curry. But- like lots of immune compromised people- pre-pandemic life hasn’t restarted for me, there has been no hot vax summer and most of the spots I frequent are between my bathroom, my bedroom and the less populace parts of the park (I might argue that locking it up is not only a job for the immune compromised these days, but that’s for another, less playful post.) Because this is just to say that I finally made it to the London Review of Books Cake Shop and and Oh My Gosh. Woman authors overflowereth?
Her boyfriend's instagram rarely features Lena. If he wanted to use her to promote his name, she'd be more prominent on them, imo. That or the guy's subtle. Either way, I think he legitimately likes her. Besides, he's Latino on his mother's side, so he really doesn't mind a fatty. With that being said, his mother has the same degenerate painting style as Lena's dad. Check the other pages and she has a lot of vagina and butts shots there too. BTW, the guy's uncle was member of a famous band here, so I'm not surprised he's into music. There is an interview with him and Lena by a local magazine, I'll translate and post later if I don't find an English version of it. They say nothing new, tbh.
She even fails at grammar.
CAPTAIN HAPPY
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After glancing thorough this thread a little bit I have a sudden urge to kill myself.
Strange.
Strange.
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Lena Dunham is married!
The Girls creator, 35, tied the knot with boyfriend Luis Felber, also 35, this weekend, a source confirms to PEOPLE.
Felber seemingly hinted at the special occasion early Sunday morning by posting the song "This Will Be Our Year" by The Zombies on his Instagram Story with heart and alien emojis.
Reps for Dunham did not immediately respond to PEOPLE's request for comment.
The actress first confirmed she was dating the English-Peruvian musician — known professionally as Attawalpa — during an interview with The New York Times, published in April.
"It's been a few months. I feel really lucky," she said at the time, before calling her beau "the greatest person I've ever met."
In June, she shared a series of photos of the couple on Instagram in honor of his birthday.
"Feliz Cumpleanos Luis," she wrote in her caption. "When I was 3 weeks old in downtown Manhattan, I had no idea a baby was being born in England (Winchester, no less!) who would rocket into my life — wearing a lime green polar fleece snood — and challenge so many of my beliefs about myself and the world with magical abandon."
Dunham continued, "Everyone who comes into contact with you — creatively, emotionally, accidentally — is lucky. But I am the luckiest, because that snood is now in our shared chest of drawers."
She concluded her tribute with lyrics from "This Will Be Our Year" by The Zombies: "'The warmth of your love is like the warmth of the sun and this will be our year, took a long time to come.' Happy Birthday, Lulu."
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Dunham also gave her man a sweet shoutout on Twitter a few days prior to the birthday post.
"When I feel sick, my boyfriend makes delicious pasta & rewatches as much BoJack [Horseman] as I want, walks the dog & makes up songs about her face," she wrote. "In January, all I Tweeted about was how men are basically refried beans in human form. What I'm saying is, don't quit before the miracle, kids."
The couple made their red carpet debut in August, attending a screening of Zola at the Sundance Film Festival in London. Felber wrapped his arm around Dunham as they posed for photos at the event and, at one point, planted a kiss on her forehead as she smiled.
Lena Dunham Marries Luis Felber
Lena Dunham tied the knot with boyfriend Luis Felber this weekend, a source confirms to PEOPLE
I'm a long time lurker of this thread and just masochistically recheck a few times a week when I'm sad to exponentiate my misery. But lo and behold no one ran to share the news. I honestly don't even know what to think, say, or feel. Just WOW. WOW. WHAT? HUH?
Is anyone else's mouth just agape? I'm utterly bewildered and trying to reassess everything I've once believed.
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It's because deep inside we don't care about her.
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I can't be the only person who saw '%2Fuploads' and read it as 'Fupaloads'.
...and I'm sure she looked positively resplendent in her wedding muumuu.
I, too, think Lena Dunham is likely an alien from outer space.
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wow she's turning into Corissa.
Congrats on your marriage, Lena?
Congrats on your marriage, Lena?
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Looking at homeboy for a second, I thought Joe Laverly de-transitioned, found a new, richer victim to leech off of, and we would have a pretty insane cow crossover arc. Then I realized it was just some never-was spic musician
Lena Dunham is married!
The Girls creator, 35, tied the knot with boyfriend Luis Felber, also 35, this weekend, a source confirms to PEOPLE.
Felber seemingly hinted at the special occasion early Sunday morning by posting the song "This Will Be Our Year" by The Zombies on his Instagram Story with heart and alien emojis.
Reps for Dunham did not immediately respond to PEOPLE's request for comment.
The actress first confirmed she was dating the English-Peruvian musician — known professionally as Attawalpa — during an interview with The New York Times, published in April.
"It's been a few months. I feel really lucky," she said at the time, before calling her beau "the greatest person I've ever met."
In June, she shared a series of photos of the couple on Instagram in honor of his birthday.
"Feliz Cumpleanos Luis," she wrote in her caption. "When I was 3 weeks old in downtown Manhattan, I had no idea a baby was being born in England (Winchester, no less!) who would rocket into my life — wearing a lime green polar fleece snood — and challenge so many of my beliefs about myself and the world with magical abandon."
Dunham continued, "Everyone who comes into contact with you — creatively, emotionally, accidentally — is lucky. But I am the luckiest, because that snood is now in our shared chest of drawers."
She concluded her tribute with lyrics from "This Will Be Our Year" by The Zombies: "'The warmth of your love is like the warmth of the sun and this will be our year, took a long time to come.' Happy Birthday, Lulu."
Never miss a story — sign up for PEOPLE's free weekly newsletter to get the biggest news of the week delivered to your inbox every Friday.
Dunham also gave her man a sweet shoutout on Twitter a few days prior to the birthday post.
"When I feel sick, my boyfriend makes delicious pasta & rewatches as much BoJack [Horseman] as I want, walks the dog & makes up songs about her face," she wrote. "In January, all I Tweeted about was how men are basically refried beans in human form. What I'm saying is, don't quit before the miracle, kids."
The couple made their red carpet debut in August, attending a screening of Zola at the Sundance Film Festival in London. Felber wrapped his arm around Dunham as they posed for photos at the event and, at one point, planted a kiss on her forehead as she smiled.
Lena Dunham Marries Luis Felber
Lena Dunham tied the knot with boyfriend Luis Felber this weekend, a source confirms to PEOPLEpeople.com
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I know Luis is from money but even so this shows someone very out of touch with the city they claim to be staying in loads. Carnaby Street hasn't been relevant for at least 30 years (it's just chain stores now) and nobody is habitually going for "high tea". Well I guess Lena might as it gives her an excuse to inhale a pint of clotted cream with her scones.
The London Review of Books is a well regarded journal of essays (literary and political). It's entirely unsurprising she went to their cake shop instead of their austere intellectual bookshop next door.
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She is just Ameriposting about how cool and hip England is, like every burger does after staying in the UK for a couple of weeks. She says herself she doesn't go outside so she doesn't know it's a shithole like any other
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WHAT THE BLATANT??????? She is saying that only women who are 26 years old can wear Bikinis but women who are 34 or 35 are too old to wear a bikini???? WHAT!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL GOD DAMNIT AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! GOD DAMN YOU LENNNNAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! 34 is not too old to wear a bikini! In her situation, she was not morbidly obese when she was 26 so she looked better in a bikini but she has gained massive amounts of weight since then and is morbidly obese at age 35 and THAT IS THE REASON why she looks like shit in a bikini now. Because she is morbidly obese. She does not look worse because she is older she looks worse because she litterally gained so many fucking pounds this is going to be amber lynn reid or something AHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!!!!!!! WOMEN WH0 ARE 34 BUT NOT MORBIDLY OBESE ARE ALLOWED TO WEAR BINKINIS AGEISSSMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM AHHHHHH I THOUGHT MEN WERE THE AGEISM PEOPLE AHHHHHHHHH BUT LENA DUNNNANNEERNEWNENENR SHE IS AGEISM BECAUSE SHE IS CONFUSING MORBDILY OBESITYTYTYTYTYTYTH AHHHHHH
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lol calm down
i mean i agree (i think???) but jesus christ