Lena Dunham - Fat, Child Molesting Attention Whore and Her Trainwreck of a Family

[murgatroid]

Never thought i'd think back to her disgusting sex scenes on Girls as being when she was "slim". Oof.

I think she has mentioned this herself, but her fathers art (Caroll Dunham) is extremely graphic and she was exposed to shit like this at a young age:

Brilliant.

I'm going to encourage the down-votes and say I actually loved her film "Tiny Furniture" which preceded Girls and ostensibly got her places. Her sister is also normal (& hot) in it. Later realized Girls was just "Tiny Furniture" the series and she doesn't have any other ideas. The sister character was cut (I imagine for taking away too much attention) She can't do anything but play the "character" of the cutesy neurotic narcissist fat pixie thing she has become known for. Which also ended up being not a character at all, it's actually just her. So I am now at the place where I realize she is a talentless hack but I still think Tiny Furniture is a fantastic little indie flick worth watching if you can pretend you don't know anything about her. *Criterion released "Tiny Furniture" if that's any show of quality to anyone as well.

*I'm aware of how my post sounds very "I liked Lena Dunham before she was cool" and the hipster-y-ness of that.

 

[Sketch]

This is hella old but she was on epsoside of AHS cult: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valerie_Solanas_Died_for_Your_Sins:_Scumbag.

It was so bad (her acting, her fake accent, etc), ugh i don't even know if it was intentional but it makes me want to blow my brains out.
It's on netflix.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

I'm going to encourage the down-votes and say I actually loved her film "Tiny Furniture" which preceded Girls and ostensibly got her places. Her sister is also normal (& hot) in it. Later realized Girls was just "Tiny Furniture" the series and she doesn't have any other ideas. The sister character was cut (I imagine for taking away too much attention) She can't do anything but play the "character" of the cutesy neurotic narcissist fat pixie thing she has become known for. Which also ended up being not a character at all, it's actually just her. So I am now at the place where I realize she is a talentless hack but I still think Tiny Furniture is a fantastic little indie flick worth watching if you can pretend you don't know anything about her. *Criterion released "Tiny Furniture" if that's any show of quality to anyone as well.

*I'm aware of how how my post sounds very "I liked Lena Dunham before she was cool" and the hipster-y-ness of that.

I liked Tiny Furniture, too. Girls is definitely TF as a series. Ffs, two of the main Girls characters are two of the main TF characters as well.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Holy crap, she's just about gone full-on Jewish Grandma. Granted, she doesn't have her hair done, but she makes up for it with hunchbacked posture worthy of an 80-year-old. She's also got the "Wear too much random gold and/or designer jewelry because you own it, and add an in-your-face ugly ugly designer bag and shoes that are meant for more polished and sophisticated outfits. That shit's not going to show itself off, don't you know." I know she has absolutely no taste or sense of design, despite being raised among artists, but I never cease to be astonished at how aesthetically re.tarded she is.

Her publicist, and anybody who is in a position to make money by working with her, that's who.

It’s funny because my first thought was why the fuck would she wear those stupid faux-Victorian low boots with a hippie dress? Then I noticed the terrible jewelry and bag.

I used to think she was just trolling the fashion police, but now believe she thinks the contrarian style mixing makes her seem chic. (Which is funny because it looks so awful)

Or maybe she’s just eaten so many pills she thinks she’s ready for the cover of Vogue every time she leaves her apt

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Lena update (the frumpening continues):
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For reference, this is what she looked like with the same guy (director Matt Wolf) back in 2015:
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She looks good in the second set of pictures, quirky, but appropriate.
That's the best I've EVER seen her look.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I remember to have read someone say Girls was just a excuse for her to have sex scenes with Darth Vader's grandson. Lena, if you're gonna force a guy into sex through a contract, at least find someone who doesn't look like the villain from Rainbow Brite.

 

[CWCissey]

I remember to have read someone say Girls was just a excuse for her to have sex scenes with Darth Vader's grandson. Lena, if you're gonna force a guy into sex through a contract, at least find someone who doesn't look like the villain from Rainbow Brite.

Who is Jack Antonoff?

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I remember to have read someone say Girls was just a excuse for her to have sex scenes with Darth Vader's grandson. Lena, if you're gonna force a guy into sex through a contract, at least find someone who doesn't look like the villain from Rainbow Brite.

I was more pissed off her character got to have sex with Patrick Wilson.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

Never thought i'd think back to her disgusting sex scenes on Girls as being when she was "slim". Oof.

I think she has mentioned this herself, but her fathers art (Caroll Dunham) is extremely graphic and she was exposed to shit like this at a young age:

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Brilliant.

I'm going to encourage the down-votes and say I actually loved her film "Tiny Furniture" which preceded Girls and ostensibly got her places. Her sister is also normal (& hot) in it. Later realized Girls was just "Tiny Furniture" the series and she doesn't have any other ideas. The sister character was cut (I imagine for taking away too much attention) She can't do anything but play the "character" of the cutesy neurotic narcissist fat pixie thing she has become known for. Which also ended up being not a character at all, it's actually just her. So I am now at the place where I realize she is a talentless hack but I still think Tiny Furniture is a fantastic little indie flick worth watching if you can pretend you don't know anything about her. *Criterion released "Tiny Furniture" if that's any show of quality to anyone as well.

*I'm aware of how my post sounds very "I liked Lena Dunham before she was cool" and the hipster-y-ness of that.

Kudos to whoever upthread said that this family neutered itself. If only these sorts of self-ruining cretins didn't have full control of the mass media to gasslight the rest of the world while they make the death cult meme real.

 

[simulated goat]

It’s a design style that was very popular in the early 1980’s - in fact I’d say it symbolizes the early 80s. It’s leader was Italian Ettore Sottsass, who along with like minded designers, were dubbed “the Memphis Group” (the name inspired by Bob Dylan’s song “Stuck inside Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again”)

Oddly enough, here’s an article promoting its certain comeback for the 15th time last year. Front and center is this article is Lena’s beloved mirror. Lol.

It’s full of clashing colors, patterns and shapes. As if they took all the rules and tenants of “good design” from the past fifty years and decided to do the exact opposite just to be rebels. Accurately described as an “unfortunate shotgun wedding between Bauhaus and Fischer-Price (maker of colorful kids toys)”

Spoiler

I abhor the shit. My work is related to interior design and I’ve just watched industry forces try to push a “Memphis revival” for a long ass time. Lots of dealers bought the shit up cheap and are just waiting to make it trendy again to try and cash in. Anytime I see a celebrity interior spread with Memphis stuff I realize they’ve been made a pawn in the trade’s desperate campaign to revive the style and cash out.

Sottsass is the only Memphis designer who’s work fetches decent prices at auction, but I think that’s a bit artificial. If they can’t even get ppl to buy the father of Memphis’s work then the rest is doomed.

Thank you for the rundown on Memphis Style it explains most of the hotel rooms and 99.9% of trailer homes I encountered pre 2000's. We used to have a word for it: fugly.

 

[Android raptor]

I was more pissed off her character got to have sex with Patrick Wilson.

I think she absolutely used Girls as a way to roll around naked with dudes she would never be able to land if she wasn't paying them. She's just the female version of a creepy, sleazy dude that pays hot women to hang around him and touch his dick.

Like I've said before, say what you will about the Star Wars sequel trilogy, but at least it saved Adam Driver from having to pretend to have sex with a creepy, gross child molester.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I was more pissed off her character got to have sex with Patrick Wilson.

Poor man. He's a hottie and a good person...

The problem isn't that he's attractive and Lena isn't. There are so many couples where one partner is gorgeous and the other one isn't. The problem is that both Lena and her character are annoying and offer nothing to a relationship besides neurosis and low self-esteem. That's overall Lena's problem: she's like those troons who want to be accepted just for existing and when they're rejected, they accuse you of bigotry. Nobody would mind about Lena's looks if she wasn't the one bringing them all the time. Her show and antics are about how fat she is and how we should love her despite that. I wonder if she's realised she's turned herself into the token ugly fat chic others hang around to prove they're tolerant.

ETA: his wife isn't precisely a model, so, LMAO.

 

[Fuckface34]

Just ended up reading this whole thread and JFC. The only couple of times I've heard about her before were on an Anthony Fantano vid about the worst songs of 2016 iirc and from a couple of friends that watched Girls when it was airing (they seemed to like it, but I don't remember any particular praise towards the show). Didn't know she was even nuttier than I previously heard. Say what you want about Jack Antonoff, but I'm glad he's writing for Lana del Rey and Taylor Swift instead of being stuck with that. And her father's paintings make Ringo Starr's visual works look worthy of the fucking Louvre.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Lena update (the frumpening continues):
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For reference, this is what she looked like with the same guy (director Matt Wolf) back in 2015:
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I know everyone gave her shit before for being fat, but honestly she was just a slightly overweight extremely pear-shaped girl. Now she really is a a fat fucking sow, even her small tits are sagging, and she has the back hunch of an elderly woman with osteoporosis. Never get your reproductive organs removed, kids, even if you're convinced you don't want children. Shit makes you huge and ages you FAST.

 

[Android raptor]

I know everyone gave her shit before for being fat, but honestly she was just a slightly overweight extremely pear-shaped girl. Now she really is a a fat fucking sow, even her small tits are sagging, and she has the back hunch of an elderly woman with osteoporosis. Never get your reproductive organs removed, kids, even if you're convinced you don't want children. Shit makes you huge and ages you FAST.

I've known women who had hystos and it didn't make them blow up and age like spoiled milk. I think with Lena it's just a combination of bad genes, horrible lifestyle (drug abuse + eating like shit + lying on her ass all day) and the fact that being a massive cunt ages you horribly as seen in the Becky Gerber thread.

 

[chaddis]

Just binge-read the thread and I have to concede, Lena Dunham always inspires me to create art and tell stories. She keeps being elevated and given a platform only to say... a whole lot of nothing. What the heck is her autobiography even about? I kind of want to hate-read it for inspiration because it's fascinating how much this person can say about herself without making any impact.

Why do we care? Actual wisdom: none. Humor: meh. Self-involved girl writing about her self-created problems. Got to where she is via luck and privilege. Girl bye.

Gotta love goodreads. Here is the page for her book, it's exactly what you'd expect but still fun to read because I'm weirdly fascinated by rich kids who still manage to fail in every capacity.

 

[Baloney Face]

Just as an aside:
Back home in the real world, what one "deserves" never has a damn thing to do with it, good or bad.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

Lena got another Munchie/addict tattoo, this time "a rosary of pills."

I watched the @CNN special #ThisIsLife by @lisalingstagram on benzodiazepine dependency and addiction (check the link in my stories) and it really moved me….the careful reporting and the empathic look at what it means to have your brain destroyed by the drug you thought would heal you. So many of us suffer from anxiety and unfortunately not all doctors explain that drugs like Xanax and Klonopin are not magic bullets or life time solutions. Getting off of these drugs can be harder than the anxiety that caused us to seek treatment in the first place. Recovering from a benzodiazepine dependency was the most challenging thing I’ve ever done and it took real patience and support from loved ones and from groups of addicts, who still support me every day as I navigate year two of sober life. But this process also freed me and gave me the life of my dopest dreams- I mean, pun intended I guess!? I hope we are working toward a world where the support I was given is not a rarity and those suffering in silence aren’t viewed as weak or troubled. After all, anxiety does not discriminate. I got this tattoo (a rosary of pills) to remind me of where I’ve been and that my job now is to help others manage their anxiety in healthier ways. If you or someone you love is dealing with an addiction to or dependence on benzos, you are not alone. But PLEASE don’t try and stop without support - some things are bigger than we are and asking for help is a sign of strength, not weakness ❤ ..
This weekend, I am being honored by @friendlyhousela as Woman of the Year at the Awards Luncheon. I’m so so thankful for their guidance and encouragement throughout my journey to recovery. I know firsthand that they have saved so many lives and I will forever hold them near and dear to my heart. If you’re in LA and wish to attend the event, or just support the cause...ticket and donation info are at the link in my bio ❤

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Gosh, no more pills. I guess it's back to booze and massive amounts of food to self-medicate Lena's pain of having everything in your life handed to you on a silver tray.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Stop appropriating other cultures, Lena. Don't wear rosaries if you're not Catholic.