Leonard F. Shaner article

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The following story has been related to me in person by an individual who was involved intimately with the Shaner family. For the safety of the person involved, I will refrain revealing how I know my source and from naming them as they still work in the medical field. This story takes place in the last five years.


Len's mother, Gloria, is basically invalid, relegated to care at home and at times has an elder care associate visit her to take care of her needs. It was intimated to me that Shaner is rarely home during the day as he is gone from mostly the crack of dawn to late at night doing God knows what. Basically doing everything except caring for his ailing mother. He is rude, dismissive and does the bare minimum to care for his mother.

Len manages to keep the home clean to an extent, but there are trip hazards and useless boxes everywhere. It is a step above a Hoarders episode. From what I was told, Adult Protective Services have been out there at least once and found no serious problems.

Being relatively new to Senior Care, “Jennifer” had been shadowing another associate during her first few weeks to become adjusted to the people on the route she was to take over. During the second or third week, Jennifer had come to be quite fond of Gloria as she is very sweet. So much so that “Jennifer” never had to knock on the days she was there for Gloria's care and was given a key.

One morning, “Jennifer” decided to drop off a vase of flowers on her day off and went into the house. The smell of feces hit Jennifer immediately and she assumed Gloria might have had an accident and with Len never there, she didn't want Gloria to suffer there all day. As she quickly went deeper into the house, there in the living room was Len, stripped to a pair of pantyhose over a pair of freshly filled Depends.

“He was watching an old 80's big tit porno, standing in the living room, heaving and thrusting into cotton pillow that had been ripped opened to create a makeshift “vagina.” The stench was overwhelming. He sensed me almost immediately and screamed, “YOU'RE NOT WORKING TODAY!” before slipping and falling forward into a stack of VHS tapes and boxes. I was so repulsed and frightened, I turned and bolted back out the door. I drove for about twenty minutes aimlessly until I pulled into a park and cried. I just cried. I don't even know why. It was like a horrible nightmare. I couldn't go back. I called work that day and spoke to my route manager and begged to take a different client.”

Len would then later try to call the company Jennifer worked for to say she was breaking and entering, despite evidence and history to the contrary. Jennifer never went back and the horror was kept secret. Until today. Jennifer now works as an Elder Care Facilities Manager in Philadelphia.
 
Is there actually an intelligible summation of the facts of what happened when he was arrested on the charges he's currently facing?

The only thing I'm clear on is that the Commonwealth alleges that he was on property that it is known he is banned from, and that he is on notice of this is also known (he posted it himself), but beyond that, what actually happened?
@AnOminous I'm not sure what exactly happened. I don't think he was actually arrested. From what I can remember he was trespassing while the train was hauling tourists and everyone who was in the know took photos of him. Then after the charges were made papers were delivered to his house either by a cop or by certified mail. Something like that if I can remember what the train guys said.

At any rate, I can help out with the wiki too. It's a ton of info to go through since his thread grows by upwards of 30 pages a day some days.
 
@AnOminous I'm not sure what exactly happened. I don't think he was actually arrested. From what I can remember he was trespassing while the train was hauling tourists and everyone who was in the know took photos of him. Then after the charges were made papers were delivered to his house either by a cop or by certified mail. Something like that if I can remember what the train guys said.

If you're prosecuted, you are always at least technically "arrested" at some point.
 
I was talking with @Saul Goodman in chat about a possible Lolcow article a while back, but one thing he suggested was, as we near the 1000 mark, we should divide up certain parts of Len's outrageous autism, such as his antics at Sears, his antics at the Colebrookdale Railroad, his weird habits in his chimp outs, so we could have certain Kiwis focusing on parts of his life to have the highest quality in each one, and we have one broad supervisor that brings the article together, such as Zim, Gook Choy, or Pocket Sand.
 
Can we use this thread as an "information repository?" Like, placing links to archives and such in here so it's easier to access for the writers?

Seems it would be reasonable to put updates in here about anything of actual note (i.e. article material) happens in the main thread, which is [puts on shades] a train wreck. Of course, whoever wants to do that should probably be selective, lest the same fate befall this thread.
 
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If I have some time free, I might go back and link some of the more informative Len dumps that we have. Most of Gook's stories would probably be worth at least considering putting into the article.
 
A list of aliases and sock accounts would be useful. Also Curr Bee's dox lists for shits and giggles.
 
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Since we should probably get the ball rolling, this is an extreme rough draft of what I think the article should have. Anyone is free to suggest any edits or possible additions.
Leonard F. Shaner Jr.

Introduction:


Early Life:

1. Education:
(Public School: Stayed Back 2 years)
("Degree in Horticulture")




The Lenspiracy:

1. Colebrookdale Conspiracy - Banned
2. Facebook Pages
3. "Do you know how to get to the Kiwi Farms?"


Shaner and Reality:


1. Sock Puppets:
2. Ego and Paranoia

Personal Life:

1. Shaner and Religion:
2. Shaner and Racism:
(Confederate Flag)
(Story about why Gook Choy chose his name based on something Len said)


Shaner and Relationships:


1. Gloria Shaner
2. Why Shaner has no friends


Shaner in Public:

1. Stalking
2. Photography


Shaner and the Law:

1. Criminal Record
2. Sexual Harassment
3. Trespassing
4. Impersonating Officials
5. Stolen Volar

Shaner and Sex:

1. Diaper Fetish
2. Pantyhose Fetish
3. Big Boobs Fetish
(Wendy Whoppers)


Shaner and Work:

1. Sears
(Includes stories of Sears)
2. What Len does now

Shaner and Hobbies:

1. Railfan
2. American History
3. Photography


Trolls, and "Conspirators"


1. Zim
2. Pocket_Sand
3. Gook Choy
4. Saul Goodman
5. Curr Bee/Pinkington Puffington
6. Dennis Blank (unaffiliated but Len's archenemy)


Shaner and Technology:



Len Shaner Intimidation Tactics:

1. Stalking
2. Threatening legal action
3. Doxxing
4. Spamming Bible Verses
5. Sock Puppeting
 
I would like to add that the odds of another person having some personal private conversations with Len are very very high. The information might not be as hot as curr bee's dox fest, but might contain some insight to the mind of a insane obsessive foamer and how it operates.
 
I would like to add that the odds of another person having some personal private conversations with Len are very very high. The information might not be as hot as curr bee's dox fest, but might contain some insight to the mind of a insane obsessive foamer and how it operates.
I have a few pm's with him. They aren't anything spectacular, but he posted one of them in the thread, when he thought it would get him the upper hand.
 
He PM's me occasionally. I have 3 conversations with him going right now.
 
Since we should probably get the ball rolling, this is an extreme rough draft of what I think the article should have. Anyone is free to suggest any edits or possible additions. . . .

(Story about why Gook Choy chose his name based on something Len said)

Um. I'm really sorry you guiz. And my sincere apologies to you, @Gook Choy.
Yes. And you think I'm the racist one? You're all racists saying all vietnamees have to have names liek Gook Choy.
 
So I just quit the Shaner thread due to my posts causing problems for some very nice people who have actually become my friends. Yes I'm not a mean bastard and don't like seeing Shaner fallout effect people who don't deserve it. Make fun of me now. :P

However, now I'm going to do Shaner stuff behind the scenes and this will give me time to start his wiki article. Should I start one on Null's lolcow wiki first?
 
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