Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[SuperFilter]

Damn you, @The_Knight_Rider! Do you realize what you're doing?!

Fuck, without Kiwi Farms how am I going to find fellow homosexual foxkin fuccbois?

 

[Samson]

I really hope the CRR folks serve him with that civil lawsuit soon, and let's us know when they do. I can't wait to see the level of tardedness from Shaner increase exponentially.

 

[Kirby]

Yeah, so from my records after hacking this Curr Bee's account, Len sent multiple messages to the Linode abuse team and got that exact same response at least 3 times already.

Spoiler

 

[crayolasword]

He's probably still using a computer from 1983.

 

[Adamska]

He's probably still using a computer from 1983.

He's too stupid to know how to work a computer from that age. It'd have to be at least Windows 3.0, or a Mac. He'd need GUI to be able to do anything since he's so damn autistic.

 

[Oh Dae-Su]

Remember what a wise man once said Len, "Overconfidence is an insidious killer"

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

I been around computers since 1983.

I imagined him saying that in the most redneck accent possible and I laughed so fucking hard.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

 

[Kirby]

Guys, don't underestimate him. He was very skilled back in the days of commodore!

 

[TM Ambrose]

Guys, don't underestimate him. He was very skilled back in the days of commodore!

He's a regular Kevin Mitnick.... right down to the never showering part.

 

[Adamska]

I'm getting the vibe that his experience with computers from before a GUI was literally just train games. I know of a few from at least around that time period.

Besides, the commodore was mostly just a low-budget toy from what I recall. That, the cheapness of its parts, and the fact that Jack Tramiel was fucking insane made it easy to get; you could've gotten them for as low as 100 bucks, which is damned insane by computer standards back then.

 

[crayolasword]

He's been skilled with computers since the days of steam powered Commodores.

 

[Super Collie]

I think Kirby / Curr Bee.
Is playing both sides here.
As you can see.
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Sonofabitch. So that's why there were people in uniforms patrolling and inspecting the rails here. I was going about my business, making my way over to the train yard (which will not be named), when I noticed the police cars and SWAT truck parked there. I immediately left because I knew who they were looking for. As I was fleeing, I was able to snap a single picture of what was going on. Take a look at this:

They're bringing in fucking missile trains to hunt us down.

I apologize for the distance the picture was taken from. I was not about to get out to take a closer look and risk being spotted. Fuck that. Fuck you Len.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Thankfully I'm secure enough in my position in the nwo hierarchy that @The_Knight_Rider and his agents can't dox me.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

I, for one, am terrified of the ass whoopings Len is about to dole out to everyone involved in the Lenspiracy.

 

['tism]

Anyone else notice @The_Knight_Rider isn't referring to himself as Mr Shaner anymore? Trap sprung.

 

[DuckbilledPlaty]

DuckbilledPlaty - Ash Ketchum Has 150 seperate charges of animal cruelty and imprisonment Location: Pallet Town, Kanto

Get of your high horse there @The_Knight_Rider . I was working for an accredited and esteemed professor who was indexing those animals. And oh yeah some of those things aren't cute and cuddly baby eyed shit either. Ever been electrocuted before? Some of them can do it and they do it for no reason at all too.

Waaaaah! waaahh! he's means to the ani-mulls waaaahhh.

Now that its all over and I'm no longer at any liability legally, I'll let you in on a little secret. Some times if they were being little shits during the work day. We'd take em out back and make em fight for the shits and giggles. This one time that shitty little thing that could zap you wen't up against this fucking salamander thing that could give you a nasty burn and we just laughed and laughed as one would try and zap the other and the other would freak right out and panic and burn it back. One time we even through this fish thing in against somethings but it would just like... lie there and try and splash shit or whatever. It wasn't very effective.

 

[crayolasword]

Conrail6370 is over at /cow/ sperging out right now. Can't wait to see how this turns out for him. I'm sure he'll be bitching about crank calls and pizza and wherever else by morning time.

 

[Superior Watermelon]

 

[John Daker]

Conrail6370 is over at /cow/ sperging out right now. Can't wait to see how this turns out for him. I'm sure he'll be bitching about crank calls and pizza and wherever else by morning time.

The messages are so dumb that I think it's a ween, but then I remember how stupid Shaner is. Could go either way.