Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Wally Balljacker]

Thank you @The_Knight_Rider you've been very helpful.
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Edit: I added this to the front page as per Shaner's first two rules of Privet Detectivating.

I hope this is solid enough proof to get @The_Knight_Rider a verified tag from a mod. He's been able to avoid it for so long because of this ambiguity that has been looming over him, but he slipped up so badly here that I cannot doubt this is anyone else but Len.

At this point, I'm convinced the admins have god-like patience, because I'm assuming they've been getting tons of messages to get Knight verified, and in that position I probably would have done it just to shut everyone up.

 

[Zim]

@The_Knight_Rider Just to let you know, you forgot that I'm also Jax Ortego.

 

[Wally Balljacker]

LOL I see what you did there.

Can some photoshop a giant dragon dildo onto this pic?

I'll get to work on a dragon version, but in the meantime:

Spoiler

EDIT: Dragon get!

Spoiler

 

[Muncie Anderson]

Did his girlfriend work for Canadian Pacific?

Brilliant!

 

[Muncie Anderson]

It seems Len tarded out hard today as is demonstrated by his Facebook fights and smugfuckery here and has been calling Sears stores in the greater Pottstown area, demanding that they "stop hiding Internet harassers" and "enabling slander by employees" against "Mr. Shaner."

"PLEASE PUT MR. SEARS ON THE LINE! DICKWEEDS!!"

 

[Pocket_Sand!]

@Zim has so far been;

Preston

Curt

Nate (supposedly did an IP trace to get that one) remember when we posted your BAN LETTER @The_Knight_Rider???

Bob

Matt

Jason

Jax

Zim, you truly are a man of many talents, and totally not an alien invader from Irk.

 

[Saul Goodman]

I'm not so sure he's sociopathic, just really juvenile and narcissistic, but, the end result is that it plays out almost like he IS a sociopath (I do what I want when I want because it makes me feel good and all you people getting in my way make me sads) but not quite competent enough to be a full blown bodies-in-the-basement sociopath.

FTFY.

 

[WireSponge]

@Zim has so far been;

Preston

Curt

Nate (supposedly did an IP trace to get that one) remember when we posted your BAN LETTER @The_Knight_Rider???

Bob

Matt

Jason

Jax

Zim, you truly are a man of many talents, and totally not an alien invader from Irk.

@Zim must really be Irken Shaner though.

 

[Zim]

@Zim must really be Irken Shaner though.

I'm not Irken Shaner. This account is really run by a space caboose who's heard of Irken Shaner but never met him. We're just tired of everyone picking on Irken Shaner and spreading lies about him!

Edit: I'd space dox you all but I couldn't possibly match the win of Leonard Shaner's doxxing.

 

[Pocket_Sand!]

We really did hit a bit of a milestone today, 300 pages. @WireSponge you were the first one to comment on this thread, and you're still here! 18 days of Ultra-Sperg 9700 and still going strong.

 

[WireSponge]

We really did hit a bit of a milestone today, 300 pages. @WireSponge you were the first one to comment on this thread, and you're still here! 18 days of Ultra-Sperg 9700 and still going strong.

I'm 100% sure that Shaner will become one of the site's most famous and referenced lolcows. He's even brought a new users to the thread, including you, @Pocket_Sand! Thank you for participating. Your posts have been extremely informative and this thread wouldn't be nearly as successful without you. I hope to see you and all the other railfans on the site as regulars. Semper fi, man, you deserve it.

 

[Lacquer Head]

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

I heard that rumor a few years back, never gave it much weight, considering it came from the "I Fucking Hate Shaner Club." The stories I heard were of his epic railroading exploits, how he ran this engine or that, how he was the only one to get it to run right, that sort of thing. One of his favorite stories that I heard in person as well as from other people was that he ran the R&N 425 up the Colebrookdale Branch back in the early 90's. He was without question on one or more of those trains, and probably in the cab of 425 at one point or another. Did he actually run it??? Fuck no. Let a random foamer at the controls of a steam locomotive dragging a shit load of cars loaded to the gills with passengers??? Again, fuck no.

Just like you operating the Plymouth , right? Oh and BTW Curt, were you there when Shaner pulled back the throttle? Or are you going again on hearsay? Remember I heard the stories too through the years and every time I hear it , He always tells it the same. Where were you in 1992?

 

[Lacquer Head]

were you there when Shaner pulled back the throttle

Almost everything you say has some sort of gay innuendo

 

[Keerakh]

Just like you operating the Plymouth , right? Oh and BTW Curt, were you there when Shaner pulled back the throttle? Or are you going again on hearsay? Remember I heard the stories too through the years and every time I hear it , He always tells it the same. Where were you in 1992?

I would like to ask you the same question on behalf of the police

 

[WireSponge]

A question for @The_Knight_Rider: How did you figure out the rating system and why did it take you 300 freaking pages to do so?

 

[Adamska]

Just like you operating the Plymouth , right? Oh and BTW Curt, were you there when Shaner pulled back the throttle? Or are you going again on hearsay? Remember I heard the stories too through the years and every time I hear it , He always tells it the same. Where were you in 1992?

Every time you type, all I see are writhing centipedes convulsing on the screen. I genuinely cannot remember the last time something that you pulled out of your fat ass has not been either a dildo, stupidity, or a lie.

 

[cumrobbery]

Every time you type, all I see are writhing centipedes convulsing on the screen. I genuinely cannot remember the last time something that you pulled out of your fat ass has not been either a dildo, stupidity, or a lie.

I'd imagine he leaves the dildos in his ass.

 

[SonChu's Oil Change]

Oh and BTW Curt, were you there when Shaner pulled back the throttle?

...

Where were you in 1992?

I was 10 and one time, when we were heading to Florida for vacation, a TWA pilot let me sit in the cockpit and fly the plane for a little while, there's a picture of it somewhere. I was totally a pilot! My brother, too!

 

[Zim]

..were you there when Shaner pulled back the throttle?..

And it was really hot for 60 minutes.

We all know you're gay but these innuendos are just getting silly, Shaner.